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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


everybody who bought a macbook within the past 30 days now feels like a douche

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neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
it's not called a mini anymore?

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug
tap to click supremacy

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

lmao apple pulling ahead even further on the trackpad

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Ben Grahams Ghost posted:

tap to click supremacy

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
one port

you'll never need to plug anything in again

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



force feedback trackpad

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

leaving everyone in the dust

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy

PleasureKevin posted:

find the idiot who said no retina in non Pro macs and quote and ban them

It was sulk. Tim owns and this is the their best event in a long time.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
download custom trackpad vibrations from the app store

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ahahaha rumble pak for laptop confirmed

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



infernal machines posted:

one port

you'll never be able to plug anything in again

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
again why is cremnob not probated

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
use the force click luke

exe cummings
Jan 22, 2005

force click = rage click

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
holy crap force click actions

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
i want timb to give me a stiff feel

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug
prediction: next iPhone behaves just like track pad with this force tap stuff

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


force click sounds awfully like force quit

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

i was really happy with my 2012 rmbp

until right now

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
mash trackpad with fist, markov chain generates flame email and sends it

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



guess i'm getting a 13" mbpr

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Coming soon - broken trackpad replacement $100

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

lol if it's ARM

Flyndre
Sep 6, 2009
1 port is good enough, wtf do people even plug into their macs? The only thing I've pluged into my mac the past 2 years is my ipad or iphone to charge them

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



aaah getting the dot illusion between keys

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


all of this is to hide the fact that you still can't detach the screen like that rocking cool Surface

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug
gimme the battery deets

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Binary Badger posted:

everybody who bought a macbook within the past 30 days now feels like a douche

why? they extend return periods for events and they can all return them for the new model.

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
arm processor incoming

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


fanless macbook stebe would be proud

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

no fans :holymoley:

Flyndre posted:

1 port is good enough, wtf do people even plug into their macs? The only thing I've pluged into my mac the past 2 years is my ipad or iphone to charge them

external hard drive?

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
the inside of the macbook doesn't look like a scary robot face anymore

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



logic board talk

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
last moving part removed from the MacBook

Flyndre
Sep 6, 2009

Pinterest Mom posted:

no fans :holymoley:


external hard drive?

wtf would you need an external hard drive for

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



small motherboard = lots of battery

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
is it me or is phil schiller turning into jon stewart

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
they had to remove the fan to save battery life for the rumble pak

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


densest logic board in a macbook = loving nightmare for techs, now we need microscopic tele robotic tweezers to service it

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