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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dislike button posted:

poo poo I forgot to move again

finally apple solves the problem of the living statues that plague our nation

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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
half marathon only? watch says kill yourself

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Beeftweeter posted:

also meh @ 2304x1440
:airquote:retina:airquote:

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop

what is it?

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i like how you can only run a half marathon with it, because the battery won't last a full one

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

can you get itunes on your watch? we really need to be able to watch videos on our watches if apple is going to beat samsung int he smart watch market

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

Logikv9 posted:

half marathon only? watch says kill yourself

in some countries women have to travel a half marathon just to get basic stuff

help them by giving apple hundreds of dollars for a watch

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

lol white people

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

LP0 ON FIRE posted:

announce the battery life tim

less than this keynote

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i like how you can only run a half marathon with it, because the battery won't last a full one

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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PleasureKevin posted:

lol white people

agreed

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
will marathons have a charging station at 13 miles to recharge your watch?

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i dont want to buy a thing

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i like how you can only run a half marathon with it, because the battery won't last a full one

blammo

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

i wan tot buy a thing.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
noooooooooooo

Tiny Bug Child
Sep 11, 2004

Avoid Symmetry, Allow Complexity, Introduce Terror
there's a lot of poo poo i don't care about in these things

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
we paid her to come and she better loving come

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

poty posted:

hey

hey tim

i really dont give a gently caress about this lady

can we talk about something else

yeah he was like "you all know who she is" and i really dont lol

DimpledChad
May 14, 2002
Rigging elections since '87.
well if a hot lady likes it, i guess i'm definitely going to buy it

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

i dont even know what kind of weird aspect ratio that is tbh

1.6? :confused:

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i have no idea who this is

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



runners are the most unattractive people

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
"apple watch helped me feel superior to the poors i ran with" -what is her name again, 2015

KidVanguard
Jan 27, 2006

American Diaper
goddamnit timb, focusing on fitness wont bring stebe back from the dead

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

DimpledChad posted:

well if a hot lady likes it, i guess i'm definitely going to buy it

oldest marketing trick in the book still relevant

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

oh my god someone please bring dre on stage

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
idgaf about this lady

give me a loving iPhone 6s tim goddamnit

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
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Beeftweeter posted:

yeah he was like "you all know who she is" and i really dont lol

but i don't know anyone who even voted for nixon?

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
also don't forget that apple is basically telling lefties that the iwatch isn't for them

Flyndre
Sep 6, 2009
apple is getting into the talkshow business

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
so i guess she's a runner, and ran a marathon while 9 months pregnant to give birth?

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

(So far we've gotten no new info about the watch, if anyone is keeping score at home)

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
she sucks. this crap is terrible. stop with the banter timb. bring out U2

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Stymie posted:

also don't forget that apple is basically telling lefties that the iwatch isn't for them

osama bin laden wore his watch on the right hand

do u support osama?

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Stymie posted:

also don't forget that apple is basically telling lefties that the iwatch isn't for them

you're wearing it wrong

BennyGsGhost
Jun 27, 2002

Low P/B or Bust
Pillbug

Dolomite posted:

(So far we've gotten no new info about the watch, if anyone is keeping score at home)

ars stream = best stream

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

PleasureKevin posted:

find the idiot who said no retina in non Pro macs and quote and ban them

i said there wouldn't be a retina macbook air and I was right ok :colbert:

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dirk Pitt posted:

bring out U2

no don't

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Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Stymie posted:

also don't forget that apple is basically telling lefties that the iwatch isn't for them

gently caress this lovely dexteronormative world

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