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Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
that's gonna kill the battery. downloading images for your weird Asian chat program.

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Metrication posted:

NERD MAN HAS RETURNED

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
iwatch comes in with integrated default required whole foods

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
:hampants:

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Pinterest Mom posted:

nobody has ever asked themselves "what is the top trend on twitter rn i wish i knew"
sometimes i ask for a laugh and it's always 100% of the time "a bunch of poo poo I don't understand or care about"

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



what about my thumbprint?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
nerd man owns

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


you just paid $4,735 for that croissant

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Logikv9 posted:

iwatch comes in with integrated default required whole foods

you are trying to buy unhealthy food in an unapproved supermarket. calculating directions to whole foods, gym

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
Taptic Engine is amazing for "thing that vibrates"

apple once again is first to market with that

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
dat mickey face doe

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
this feels forced....

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

instagram on your loving watch

apple is done

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011

Santas Ainol Elf posted:

dat mickey face doe

looks like he's laughing while watching apple die.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

wifi and bluetooth and five minutes of battery life

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
talking into your watch is the new bluetooth headset

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Dolomite posted:

wifi and bluetooth and five minutes of battery life

betting on that as well

E: Uber lol

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


there better be a meowmeowbeans app

LP0 ON FIRE
Jan 25, 2006

beep boop
haha she's talking about herself

Metrication
Dec 12, 2010

Raskin had one problem: Jobs regarded him as an insufferable theorist or, to use Jobs's own more precise terminology, "a shithead who sucks".
gently caress you nerd man you insuffrable nerd

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
I'm gonna talk into my watch on the toilet.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol communicates over wifi and bt at the same time for amazing 4 hour battery life

efb

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ahahahaha uber promotion confirmed

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

in case you guys don't know the mickey mouse watch was super popular in the 60s and 70s

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


scott is angry tip him big

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
use your watch for uber so the driver knows exactly who to kidnap, rob

Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

Bow Wow Meow

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
this functionality is all really cool - it would be amazing if it were possible to do all of this on a screen that was slightly larger, for example, something "phone"-sized

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
he would get group 1, what a loving rear end in a top hat.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

digital dick docking

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
nerd man's wife looks hot

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*borat voice* MY WIFE

Dr. Phildo
Dec 8, 2003

Except the heaven had come so near,
So seemed to choose my door,The distance would not haunt me so

Soiled Meat
o margaret you lucky lady!

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
touch your wife?

no thanks

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
DRAW A DICK

Fabricated
Apr 9, 2007

Living the Dream
lol uber

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

im sure that boarding pass works well until the metal detectors :I

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
force touch your wife

crap nerd
May 24, 2008
drat

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN
lol that lag when scrolling

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