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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Locker Room Zubaz posted:

the ipod keynote doesn't call out any competitors

i think i remember it being compared in size to the creative nomad

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Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Pissflaps posted:

even if i could give one

ah, then you can't, great thanks for admitting it :)

apple used to define markets, now they just chase trends, qed

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Pissflaps posted:

the iphone did nothing that other devices couldnt already do: it just did them better, and packaged them in such a way that people wanted to own the product

iwatch is dumb as poo poo even conceptually, but pissflaps is right about this


Pissflaps posted:

this is why yospos must be closed

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol. you flew too close to the sun, sweet prince

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Fabricated posted:

did pissflaps have a stroke or something when he disappeared to the gay soccer thread for however long it was before he returned

worse. a kid

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

infernal machines posted:

iwatch is dumb as poo poo even conceptually, but pissflaps is right about this

what other phone at the time even had a capacitive touchscreen, let alone one that was 3.5" large and was used as its exclusive interface?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Stymie posted:

oh then i guess i'm ignorant of all of the other 3.5" capacitive touch-screen devices with full web browsing capability and music playback functionality, utilizing a fully touch-based interface without an integrated input device that were available at the time, could you give an example?

iphone was a better and worse implementation of existing smartphone concepts.

remembering that smartphones in 2007 were exclusively targeted to dweebs and middle managers, so roughly the same target market as existing wearables.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Stymie posted:

what other phone at the time even had a capacitive touchscreen, let alone one that was 3.5" large and was used as its exclusive interface?

i don't know, i certainly never used one at the time. it was a pretty big differentiators too, but considering the popular resurgence of styluses it probably wasn't the only thing

i think the fact that the internet actually worked (pitifully slowly) and that it wasn't akin to hammering your balls to attempt to do anything with the interface was a bigger difference.

discoverability with gestures was loving mindblowing

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
the question is what does the iwatch do that parallels that?

because so far we've got a bunch of nerds crowing about "fashion"

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Stymie posted:

what other phone at the time even had a capacitive touchscreen, let alone one that was 3.5" large and was used as its exclusive interface?

wasn't the palm centro/treo all of those things

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

infernal machines posted:

iphone was a better and worse implementation of existing smartphone concepts.

remembering that smartphones in 2007 were exclusively targeted to dweebs and middle managers, so roughly the same target market as existing wearables.

yes, the iphone was a better implementation of things that were roughly comparable, just like how computers are a better implementation of doing math with a pen and paper

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
pretty sure apple isn't targeting dweebs and middle managers with the wrist device

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Stymie posted:

yes, the iphone was a better implementation of things that were roughly comparable, just like how computers are a better implementation of doing math with a pen and paper

i'm not entirely sure the leap from the samsung f700 to the 1st gen iphone was the same sort of leap as going from an abacus to deep blue

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

uncurable mlady posted:

pretty sure apple isn't targeting dweebs and middle managers with the wrist device

they weren't targeting them with the OG iphone either, but up until that point they were the only ones buying smartphones

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Beast of Bourbon posted:

i'm not entirely sure the leap from the samsung f700 to the 1st gen iphone was the same sort of leap as going from an abacus to deep blue

you didn't work for a phone developer at the time

they literally thought apple were witches

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

all pre-iPhone smartphones were basically Idea Men

maybe they come up with a good idea, but with no ability to actually implement it properly, or to integrate it with other good ideas to make something more than the sum of its parts

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

infernal machines posted:

they weren't targeting them with the OG iphone either, but up until that point they were the only ones buying smartphones

yeah i agree. i think apple is trying to make a market here. we'll see how it goes i reckon. they'll deffo sell a shitload of watches

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
:m10:

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
what a lovely smiley

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

wtf is this

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
god what a bunch of fuckin losers on these last few pages Jesus Christ

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
and pre-ipad tablets were full on windows pc's with performance, weight, and battery lives to match

i'm still not seeing the iwatch as an equivalent revolution, but it's basically just competing against clueless me too implementations that got rushed to market on the rumour that apple was thinking about a watch. no one knew why or what to do with them, so they basically don't do anything. and for some reason apple's featureset follows the market, but looks better

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

infernal machines posted:

and pre-ipad tablets were full on windows pc's with performance, weight, and battery lives to match

i'm still not seeing the iwatch as an equivalent revolution, but it's basically just competing against clueless me too implementations that got rushed to market on the rumour that apple was thinking about a watch. no one knew why or what to do with them, so they basically don't do anything. and for some reason apple's featureset follows the market, but looks better

i don't really see what else you'd want a wrist phone companion to do other than what apple is throwing out there

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Smythe posted:

wtf is this

your guess is as good as mine, but it looks a lot like an apple product (and functions liek one too)

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Beast of Bourbon posted:

smythe, please do the needful and ban the OP of this shameful thread

:ohdear:

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

uncurable mlady posted:

i don't really see what else you'd want a wrist phone companion to do other than what apple is throwing out there

i'd want it to be able to tell me the time/date at a glance without having to jiggle my arm

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
lol motherfuxkers forgot they all predicted arm in new macs and MacBook would hve been fuckin ideal for it and they didn't lmao

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
also operate for longer than an 18-hour day

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Smythe posted:

wtf is this

way back when tek9s was formed some idiot wanted to be all 'me too' so instead of knowing how gangtags worked they bought that emote and changed their av text lol

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

uncurable mlady posted:

i don't really see what else you'd want a wrist phone companion to do other than what apple is throwing out there

nothing, i'd want none of it, that's the problem.

it's not appealing because it's clunky and doesn't do much of anything well, and certainly not for any length of time.

it'd be like launching the OG iphone with 2 hours of battery life and a scroll wheel and calling it a day

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

uncurable mlady posted:

i don't really see what else you'd want a wrist phone companion to do other than what apple is throwing out there

not have to be charged daily

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

THC posted:

not have to be charged daily

i too wish for magic

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
its going to feel so good to have manfred (my butler) remove my apple iwatch EDITION from my wrist and plug it into charge for me while the maid jerks me off into a $1200 napkin

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
do you also use a nokia candy bar from 2004 so you don't have to charge it daily? do you look at laptops and grunt while scratching your balls, warily eyeing the magsafe connector?

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

echinopsis posted:

lol motherfuxkers forgot they all predicted arm in new macs and MacBook would hve been fuckin ideal for it and they didn't lmao

it's a broadwell m, it may as well be arm. it's got one port and can run a browser.

it's a $1.2k ipad with a keyboard on it

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

infernal machines posted:

it's a broadwell m, it may as well be arm. it's got one port and can run a browser.

it's a $1.2k ipad with a keyboard on it

basically tim got scared by the surface pro 3 for some reason and rushed a too thin one port macbook out the door

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

the surface pro has a real USB port though not this weird new poo poo

also you can use the USB port and charge the battery at the same time

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
would be cool to replace all ports on all things with usb-c tho i guess. what if all plugs were same? cool.

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
oh so there's more materials porn videos:
https://www.apple.com/watch/films/

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

infernal machines posted:

it's a broadwell m, it may as well be arm. it's got one port and can run a browser.

it's a $1.2k ipad with a keyboard on it

the important aspect would have been ditching intel and using arm, regardless of the processor rtc. people were praying apple would give the finger to intel but they jus stuck their tongue in intels unwiped anus instead

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echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
it's totally non sensicle that they release a MacBook that is lighter and small than the air. the air used to mean lightweight but that's no longer the case the names just mean ntjong at all anymore

surprised they didn't call it mac book edition

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