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Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

beato posted:

Is that Belle from Beauty and The Beast?

It's the reanimated mummy of Belle.

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Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA


"dear dairy"

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

Solomonic posted:



"dear dairy"

I never thought I would be 'that guy'... but seriously what does that say?

"Dear Diary, today I ... survived?"

NE: Hahaha, just noticed you didnt make a typo when you said dairy. That too is in the tattoo.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.
Pretty sure that tat's a Binding of Isaac reference. Minus the dairy, of course.

Leelee
Jul 31, 2012

Syntax Error

Solomonic posted:



"dear dairy"

Smell that dairy air!

Patchouli Patrol
Nov 11, 2007

One Swell Foop posted:

Pretty sure that tat's a Binding of Isaac reference. Minus the dairy, of course.

I was dismayed to learn recently that there's a Binding of Isaac fandom. I just can't anymore.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

w00tmonger
Mar 9, 2011

F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS


Mr bovine joney himself!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



I'd be willing to believe that this one was intentional. It's hilarious either way.

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
Here's a person who really loves Rihanna.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Maybe he's lactose intolerant.

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

McKilligan posted:

It came from Reddit. Not sure I've ever seen a Mucha butchered so entirely, or someone fail so completely to imitate a style. I guess the colors aren't entirely poo poo, and if the guy keeps moving, maybe no-one will notice.




beato posted:

Is that Belle from Beauty and The Beast?

The poo poo rear end artist can't even take credit for the colors considering it's a retarded-baby copy of this

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"


This is awesome.

Davealicious
May 8, 2007

McKilligan posted:

It came from Reddit. Not sure I've ever seen a Mucha butchered so entirely, or someone fail so completely to imitate a style. I guess the colors aren't entirely poo poo, and if the guy keeps moving, maybe no-one will notice.



I love how she's rolling her eyes, she knows she's in a terrible tattoo!

jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

Oh, here's another retarded one from Tattrx that I forgot to post.




More text tattoos:













Detective Buttfuck
Mar 30, 2011

jess posted:

Oh, here's another retarded one from Tattrx that I forgot to post.





Its like something straight outta Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

McKilligan
May 13, 2007

Acey Deezy

sforzacio posted:

The poo poo rear end artist can't even take credit for the colors considering it's a retarded-baby copy of this


Didn't even realize there was another degree of separation between Mucha and the tattoo. Credit to that artist for capturing the wonkiness of the original's face, but that dress doesn't make any drat sense in either.

strangemusic
Aug 7, 2008

I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!



drat it, I crack up every single time I see this even though it's the worst.

Watrick
Mar 15, 2007

C:enter:###
So many gems on Tumblr. I reckon this guy might be a little bit angry.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
As a person who has seen a LOT of Nazi tattoos during my degree studying, those are really well done compared to 99% of all Nazi tats. Because it turns out when you have to find an artist who is willing to tattoo racists, and you spend all your money on thor pendants and replica viking swords you are basically limited to really trashy scratchers or tattoo artists who happen to also be Nazis/racists/skinheads.

Edit: for reference, that's an odal/world tree on his arm marking him as some form of racist Norse Pagan, the band with the "34" means he's probably Dutch or from Dutch background.

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Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
That's a guy in the SS on his arm.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
I didn't get a photo, but today I saw a man in his 50s with an Adidas logo tattooed over his left eyebrow. He was completely decked out in Adidas clothing, so I guess that's something.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Because it turns out when you have to find an artist who is willing to tattoo racists, you are basically limited to really trashy scratchers or tattoo artists who happen to also be Nazis/racists/skinheads.

Or Russia.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

[T]he band with the "34" means he's probably Dutch or from Dutch background.

Why?

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Nazis get really dumb about numbers. All kinds of tree house code. See: no 18

super size soft serve
Aug 28, 2011

You think I'm fat, but it's an optical illusion.

I know about things like 14, 88, 14/88, 18, but why 34 would be related to the Netherlands, I don't know.

Atreiden
May 4, 2008


Because the 34th SS division was a purely Dutch division. In a fun twist of fate, the SS was the least racial/national pure part of the german army, as it had local divisions in all occupied countries.

x420ReDdIT_Br0nYx
Jan 21, 2013


Been looking at the pics on the facebook wall of the supposedly best parlor in town, and there's one "artist" in particular that shines



I'd be surprised if she's still working there, everything she does is poo poo like that and the other artists are mostly decent. And her watermark is in Comic Sans most of the time.



No idea who did it, but I can understand why there's no mention of the artist. Look at that goddamn right hand, holy poo poo

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

x420ReDdIT_Br0nYx posted:

Been looking at the pics on the facebook wall of the supposedly best parlor in town, and there's one "artist" in particular that shines




This is like when Michelangelo tried to carve women.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Thom and the Heads
Oct 27, 2010

Farscape is actually pretty cool.
thanks now I've gone and thrown out my neck

that's my fav captcha

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Am I supposed to be able to work that out ? Is it Norwegian ?

Cranberry Jam
Apr 8, 2011

Istari posted:

Am I supposed to be able to work that out ? Is it Norwegian ?

It says Book Worm

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
One A short of boko haram on them fingers

PublicOpinion
Oct 21, 2010

Her style is new but the face is the same as it was so long ago...

Cranberry Jam posted:

It says Book Worm

I get it now, it's meant to be read when they're interlacing their fingers.

jess
May 26, 2005

you fit into me
like a hook into an eye

a fish hook
an open eye

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Cranberry Jam posted:

It says Book Worm

Now I'm sad it doesn't say Rook Womb :(

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

PublicOpinion posted:

I get it now, it's meant to be read when they're interlacing their fingers.

Nah, when she's reading


B O
O K
W O
R M

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Istari posted:

This is like when Michelangelo tried to carve women.


actually he wanted to sculpt men but the people paying him wanted him to do women and they'd sometimes have to step in to stop him from making really gay statues

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axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme






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