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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
dutriex or w.e is rly smart dam,n

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My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Beeftweeter posted:

it says 1.3?



finally the turbo button is back!!!

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
the best IO port would be a hole you can mash any vaguely circular conductive material into and it would just do it's best

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



supposedly the new xeons came out? it would be cool as heck if they did a silent update of the mac pros

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

bobbilljim posted:

the best IO port would be a hole you can mash any vaguely circular conductive material into and it would just do it's best

much like your mother

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

triple sulk posted:

supposedly the new xeons came out? it would be cool as heck if they did a silent update of the mac pros

mac pro is deprecated

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

mishaq posted:

much like your mother

2/5, good try though

emoji
Jun 4, 2004

Smythe posted:

good rthing my cock is too smal to come out of those little shorts. but u ever get a boner in those little shorts? bad news

I got a boner during the state track meet bc one of the pit attendants (field event) was super hot and I couldn't control my teen horney level and the distraction/thought of thousands of peeps seeing my boner made me perform worse...

pram
Jun 10, 2001
teen boner chat. post your pro-est mitigation strats. mine was put hand in pocket to dampen bulge

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

teen boner chat. post your pro-est mitigation strats. mine was put hand in pocket to dampen bulge

mine was to get the poo poo beat out of me by alpha males with affinities for computer science. call up the memory of being foces to suck prgrammer cock will crush any wood - even Microwaves Mom

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
tuck it into ur belt, duh

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

bobbilljim posted:

tuck it into ur belt, duh

my cocks not big enough to get into my belt QQ

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i had a friend who talked about playing "tummy sticks" as a jovial way to talk abhout slapping his cock around to FEMDOM porno. he thought he was being fhnyn and endearing, but in realty? he was insulting me. rubbing it in. making me aware of my shortcomings. involutarilty cyberbulling. gently caress you, dad.

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

Smythe posted:

mac pro is deprecated

RIP trash can mac, you were an experiment too finessed and to polished to be a real product, your time has not yet come.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Smythe posted:

dutriex or w.e is rly smart dam,n

keep going, i'm almost there

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

duTrieux. posted:

keep going, i'm almost there

he got a liberal arts degree knowing full well he had technical competence to leverage his skillset to the fullest and maximize his learning and profesional potential and now lives a fulflling life and probbaly has a sexy sexual partner and if he/she/xhe doesnt they will soon

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Smythe posted:

he got a liberal arts degree knowing full well he had technical competence to leverage his skillset to the fullest and maximize his learning and profesional potential and now lives a fulflling life and probbaly has a sexy sexual partner and if he/she/xhe doesnt they will soon

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

stiff upper lip boss

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

it really pisses me off that there's now

  1. Lightning
  2. Thunderbolt
  3. Magsafe
  4. USB C
  5. Apple Watch Magnetic charger
  6. FireWire RIP

any one of these is a candidate for a universal apple do-everthing cable.

they could put the lightning charger in the new Macbook and i could charge the Macbook with my iPhone charger.

they could build data into MagSafe and i could interchanged chargers between Macbook products

they could let you magnetically attach the  Watch charger to the Apple logo not he back of the macbook and charge that way.

they could charge through the loving headphone port drat it

what was the loving point of making lightning like 4 years ago, and then the whole thunderbolt push, then the magsafe update.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

PleasureKevin posted:

it really pisses me off that there's now

  1. Lightning
  2. Thunderbolt
  3. Magsafe
  4. USB C
  5. Apple Watch Magnetic charger
  6. FireWire RIP

any one of these is a candidate for a universal apple do-everthing cable.

they could put the lightning charger in the new Macbook and i could charge the Macbook with my iPhone charger.

they could build data into MagSafe and i could interchanged chargers between Macbook products

they could let you magnetically attach the  Watch charger to the Apple logo not he back of the macbook and charge that way.

they could charge through the loving headphone port drat it

what was the loving point of making lightning like 4 years ago, and then the whole thunderbolt push, then the magsafe update.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the real money is in dongles you fools, they've cornered the market. jobs would be proud.

emoji
Jun 4, 2004
A crack in the pleasure foundation begins

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

PleasureKevin posted:

it really pisses me off that there's now

  1. Lightning
  2. Thunderbolt
  3. Magsafe
  4. USB C
  5. Apple Watch Magnetic charger
  6. FireWire RIP

any one of these is a candidate for a universal apple do-everthing cable.

they could put the lightning charger in the new Macbook and i could charge the Macbook with my iPhone charger.

they could build data into MagSafe and i could interchanged chargers between Macbook products

they could let you magnetically attach the  Watch charger to the Apple logo not he back of the macbook and charge that way.

they could charge through the loving headphone port drat it

what was the loving point of making lightning like 4 years ago, and then the whole thunderbolt push, then the magsafe update.

get 'em Kev

slam flanders
Jan 13, 2015

Logikv9 posted:

the real money is in dongles you fools, they've cornered the market. jobs would be proud.

I'll need 2 if I want to DJ with it

It's like they knew 1 in 5 people would be a DJ by 2015

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
is anyone concerned that apple's growth is now focused on high-margin accessories?

anyone?


bueller?

pram
Jun 10, 2001
release the socks

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

hehe

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



infernal machines posted:

is anyone concerned that apple's growth is now focused on high-margin accessories?

anyone?


bueller?

yes, everything they announced today was bad. im a bit worried that this is what all of their products are going to turn into

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer
i'm honestly a bit irritated that the rumors of a thunderbolt standard that carried power didn't pan out. still not clear if intel was just going too slow for apple's taste or if apple (potentially thankfully) went with usb-c instead of a third displayport design.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Variable_H posted:

yes, everything they announced today was bad. im a bit worried that this is what all of their products are going to turn into

I think their laptop was really good but should be cheaper. It'll own next year and I might even buy one if it's 600 bux

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

OFFICIAL #1 GNOME FAN

Coolest Flag EVAR posted:

I'll need 2 if I want to DJ with it

It's like they knew 1 in 5 people would be a DJ by 2015

im DJ Dongle

Smythe posted:

I think their laptop was really good but should be cheaper. It'll own next year and I might even buy one if it's 600 bux

its not going to be $600 for a really long time if ever

Branch Nvidian
Nov 29, 2012



Smythe posted:

I think their laptop was really good but should be cheaper. It'll own next year and I might even buy one if it's 600 bux

from the listed specs it seems like it should have fallen below the mba in price. i guess that retina display really is that expensive?

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Check out 1:12:00 in the event video.

you can use apple watch without your phone in you pocket

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
an 11" lappy with 1 plug and a gimped rear end specs shoudl be cheap. idk.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
driving that big rear end high res panel with that gpu is fail

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
but hell wtf do i know

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Smythe posted:

driving that big rear end high res panel with that gpu is fail

oh

yeah it'll never work

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im a low end macbook fan. in my hosed up reality powerful compters belong on desks and laptops can be gimpy

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
ssh or rdp into a big compy if u must. IDGAF

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Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

ok yeah so the goldwatch is not a magic ceramic matrix or whatever since the video quite obviously shows it being smooshed down by a roller and I am pretty sure that wouldn't work with rearden metalapple gold???

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