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Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

they shouldve named the new laptop with something thats lighter than air

like, "macbook vacuum of space" or s.th

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Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

MacBook Helium

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
MacBook Junior

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

THC posted:

MacBook Helium

MacBook H

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


MacBook Nano

Athletic Footjob
Sep 24, 2005
Grimey Drawer
MacPage.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
they need to return to the true path of minimal skus.

MACBOOK
MACBOOK+

IPHONE
IPHONE+

IPAD

MAC MINI
iMAC
MAC PRO

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
macbook air? wtf is that? retarded. its clear steven p jorbs was losing his mind due to fail disease and fruit consuption at the end

pram
Jun 10, 2001
when macbook air was released there was a 'macbook'

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead



lmao

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
that is really really bad

pram
Jun 10, 2001

eww

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
im the minimal sku zealot now. im also redoing the Google Play store.

CHROMEBOOK
CHROMEBOX

NEXUS 2015

destroy all other products

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


hmmmm i don't think thats to scale

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

when macbook air was released there was a 'macbook'

so whats wrong with just having a revised macbook that was actually ther air but not called some dumb rear end new product?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

300 um

they're bragging about being 300um thinner

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

hell lenovo probably has a 12 thou tolerance on the hinge

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

hobbesmaster posted:

300 um

they're bragging about being 300um thinner

guess what: they boasted about thinness and then got retroactively poo poo on by the YOGA. Suck it down macfag

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
"this is the smallest computer ever" *a pair of chinook helicorpers slowly deploy a huge CRAY computer into the theater*

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

                                                                                                                                              owned, macfags
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pram
Jun 10, 2001

Smythe posted:

so whats wrong with just having a revised macbook that was actually ther air but not called some dumb rear end new product?

maybe because the air sells well and although this appears to be a replacement why get rid of the air right now

idk ill talk to tim about it

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

zen death robot posted:

They're gettng too drat thin

real laptops have curves

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
the air is a bloated piece of poo poo now and needs to be retired immediately. if you have that thick ugly POS youre a loving retarded poor lmfao

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

FAT32 bottomed girls

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
Look at how sexy my MacBook Air is *hauls a huge luggable from the 1980s out of a wheely bag, his pathetic atrophied gay arms visibly shaking under the tremendous load of the thickest and heaviest computer available for purchase*

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
air made sense in the sense that it was a lightweight version

then the ipad air came out, in which case air was meaningless, it was more of a new iteration, and it replaced the old one. it wasnt lightweight,. it was just lighter and thinner but performance wise better. not what we had come to expect from the air brand

and then, they had gotten rid of the macbook, and now release a lightweightr less powerful version of the air, but called macbook. so now air doesnt mean lightweight in the macbook range at all, it means middle. and nothing means less, and pro means more

cant wait for mac pro to disappear completely and then get replaced later on with mac air which is a mac pro

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
v excite about iphone air

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

echinopsis posted:

nothing means less

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

you said it, echinopsis

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
iphone pro, only 6.5 inches

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i think vacuum should be their next word

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

echinopsis posted:

i think vacuum should be their next word

nah that sucks

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

:xd:

pram
Jun 10, 2001

echinopsis posted:

then the ipad air came out, in which case air was meaningless, it was more of a new iteration, and it replaced the old one. it wasnt lightweight,. it was just lighter and thinner but performance wise better. not what we had come to expect from the air brand

this isnt true, they still sold the ipad 4 as 'ipad'

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
ok sure but they arent going to maintain the non-air line seperateuely

pram
Jun 10, 2001
theyre probably going to drop the macbook air imo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wow thanks for your opinion

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

the Air line covers another price point, but eventuality the Macbook will go down in price to cover it, then yes the Airs will go bye bye

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
they need to vent the air line out the airlock IMO

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