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Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2nd Round Summary



Good draft everyone, thanks to all who were present!

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Yay top 10 pick :neckbeard:

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Now Felix just needs to take Toronto to the cup. *shudder*

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Hockles posted:

With the 47th Overall Pick, the Tampa Bay Lightning select....

From the Tri-City Americans... Solomon Pepperdick.

Well this is going to be the friendliest rivalry I guess. :sun:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


CommaToes posted:

Now Felix just needs to take Toronto to the cup. *shudder*

Toronto ends up being a stacked team 4-5 years down the line in all the NHL 15 season I've simmed :barf: It's like when you remove the impact of the horrible GM and coach they can succeed.

Terrifying.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

With the 50th Overall Pick, the San Jose Sharks select....

From the Edmonton Oil Kings... Andrew Kilza.

Hopefully this goes better than it did for Theo McFlurry in last year's BAP. :ohdear:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Montreal passed Shinichi over. Holy balls.

e:

I am happy to go to Ottawa, but where is Ottawa?

Stiev Awt fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Mar 11, 2015

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Dale Ouise posted:

e:

I am happy to go to Ottawa, but where is Ottawa?

This is the best gimmick. :allears:

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
Two qjhml players both go to perennial cup champions L.A

Oh god im never going to crack that roster

Might as well crack open another beer

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Twitter is blowing up, gonna have to read everything later. Stupid having a child and cooking dinner.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
my photoshop skills are epic

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hockles posted:

With the 1st Overall Pick, the Toronto Maple Leafs select....

From the Brandon Wheat Kings... Felix Orphansbane.

Of loving course the one time the leafs can draft a generational talent they draft a player in their only position of relative strength

Of loving course

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

#felixno1 is generational talent

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



stab posted:

Of loving course the one time the leafs can draft a generational talent they draft a player in their only position of relative strength

Of loving course

The simulation is so life-like. :haw:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

There are times where art imitates life. Some of these things I couldn't have made this hilarious and the game does it for me.

e: like last year when the Flyers picked Ron Hextall Jr (that I had to delete when I started over)

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Hockles posted:

With the 54th Overall Pick, the Chicago Blackhawks select....

From the Portland Winterhawks... RC Cola.

Yesssssssss. I'll be on a line with Tofbo in no time. Can we add a the twitter accounts to the op? I'm gonna make one and get in on these shenanigans

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
the twitter accounts are next to the player names in the OP :ssh:

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

JawKnee posted:

the twitter accounts are next to the player names in the OP :ssh:

Oh. Well I was reading this on my phone in the shower. My b

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
I will punch a mans

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

RC Cola posted:

Yesssssssss. I'll be on a line with Tofbo in no time. Can we add a the twitter accounts to the op? I'm gonna make one and get in on these shenanigans

And this is the list https://twitter.com/Uff_da1/lists/nhl15-be-a-pro

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Hockles posted:

With the 36th Overall Pick, the Washington Capitals select....

From the Calgary Hitmen... Jamwad Hilder.

Hey, hometown team drafted me. Pretty cool. I hope I get to play with Ovi.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Hey, hometown team drafted me. Pretty cool. I hope I get to play with Ovi.

Mad jealous. Wanted to be on a pairing with Carlson or Green, now I'm stuck in Edmonton also known as defenseman hell. :smith:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Bregor posted:

Mad jealous. Wanted to be on a pairing with Carlson or Green, now I'm stuck in Edmonton also known as defenseman hell. :smith:

if it's anything like NHL 2014 the Oilers are in the playoffs like every year because EA couldn't sim terrible coaching/management

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

Bregor posted:

Edmonton. Where dreams go to die. :smithicide:

Yeah. :(

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
it's partially my fault for not following this the last half week or so and checking in, but my proposed dude never got created or drafted even though he's listed in the op

rip langdon alger; you were never going to be good anyways

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

whatis posted:

it's partially my fault for not following this the last half week or so and checking in, but my proposed dude never got created or drafted even though he's listed in the op

rip langdon alger; you were never going to be good anyways

He is created, and slated to be drafted in 2016 with the rest of the class of 2016.

There's going to be another draft. Probably on Saturday.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Hockles posted:

He is created, and slated to be drafted in 2016 with the rest of the class of 2016.

There's going to be another draft. Probably on Saturday.

Why did you make RC Cola drafted by my team and his hometown? Now I have to make a twitter account and make him be ignorant like everyone in Joliet.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

RC Cola posted:

Why did you make RC Cola drafted by my team and his hometown? Now I have to make a twitter account and make him be ignorant like everyone in Joliet.

I didn't do anything for the draft. I just posted results.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Hockles posted:

I didn't do anything for the draft. I just posted results.

Its rhetorical. I'm at work and no one posts at night :(

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
^^ S'up graveyard buddy.

I forgot how much fun this is. Between the twitter and Sun stuff this has rocked. Thanks for doing it.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
God drat even in video game form I am exasperated with the Leafs.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Hockles posted:

He is created, and slated to be drafted in 2016 with the rest of the class of 2016.

There's going to be another draft. Probably on Saturday.

my bad; i thought the class of 2015 people were from last year's thing

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2015 Offseason News

Notable Retired Players
Jaromir Jagr
Ray Whitney
Martin St. Louis
Patrik Elias
Sergei Gonchar
Todd Bertuzzi
Olli Jokinen
Chris Pronger
Matt Cullen
Ed Jovanovski
Michal Handzus
Shawn Horcoff
Marek Zidlicky
Ruslan Fedotenko
Sami Salo
Mattias Ohlund
Andrew Ference
Vernon Fiddler
Hal Gill
Jan Hejda

Transaction News
ARZ -- signed rookie Fred Lemur to a 3 year ELC.
CHI -- signed rookie RC Cola to a 3 year ELC.
CBJ -- signed rookie John Longrod to a 3 year ELC.
CBJ -- signed rookie Rod Peters to a 3 year ELC.
EDM -- signed rookie Roddy McPhallus to a 3 year ELC
EDM -- signed rookie Emil Rutkowski to a 3 year ELC.
LAK -- signed rookie Ben Bitdiddle to a 3 year ELC.
LAK -- signed rookie Stabby McStabson to a 3 year ELC.
NSH -- signed rookie Zip to a 3 year ELC.
OTT -- signed rookie Shinichi Satonaka to a 3 year ELC.
OTT -- signed rookie Fancy Stats to a 3 year ELC.
PHI -- signed rookie ThinkTank to a 3 year ELC.
SJS -- signed rookie Andrew Kilza to a 3 year ELC.
STL -- signed rookie Prodigious Wang to a 3 year ELC.
TBL -- signed rookie Trance Delacour to a 3 year ELC
TBL -- Solomon Pepperdick remains unsigned
TOR -- signed rookie Aaron Athanatos to a 3 year ELC.
TOR -- Felix Orphansbane remains unsigned
VAN -- signed rookie Jim Helar to a 3 year ELC.
WSH -- signed rookie Jamwad Hilder to a 3 year ELC


2015-16 Opening Night Info
ARZ -- F. Lemur -- assigned to Calgary of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
CHI -- RC Cola -- assigned to Portland of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
CBJ -- J. Longrod -- assigned to Seattle of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
CBJ -- R. Peters -- assigned to Barrie of the OHL for the 2015-16 season
EDM -- R. McPhallus -- assigned to London of the OHL for the 2015-16 season
EDM -- E. Rutkowski -- assigned to Baie-Comeau of the QMJHL for the 2015-16 season
LAK -- B. Bitdiddle -- assigned to Chicoutimi of the QMJHL for the 2015-16 season
LAK -- S. McStabson -- assigned to Blainville-Boisriand of the QMJHL for the 2015-16 season
NSH -- Zip -- assigned to North Bay of the OHL for the 2015-16 season
OTT -- S. Satonaka -- assigned to Kootenay of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
OTT -- F. Stats -- assigned to Belleville of the OHL for the 2015-16 season
PHI -- ThinkTank -- assigned to Kelowna of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
SJS -- A. Kilza -- assigned to Edmonton of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
STL -- P. Wang -- assigned to Vancouver of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
TBL -- T. Delacour -- assigned to Seattle of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
TBL -- S. Pepperdick -- assigned to Tri-City of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
TOR -- A. Athanatos -- assigned to Barrie of the OHL for the 2015-16 season
TOR -- F. Orphansbane -- assigned to Brandon of the WHL for the 2015-16 season
VAN -- J. Helar -- assigned to Plymouth of the OHL for the 2015-16 season
WSH -- J. Hilder -- assigned to Calgary of the WHL for the 2015-16 season

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
TOR -- Felix Orphansbane remains unsigned

Holding out for a trade

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Jagr retires? Take back everything I said about lifelike simulation. :colbert:

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Alright you plugs, time for 2016 to take centre stage!

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Central Scouting Preseason 2016 NHL Draft Projections


Other Notables
Bradley Van Schubert is projected 1st
Blade Mann-Dixon is projected 7th
Logan Brown is projected 27th

Comments
I will probably post the All-Star Break update later tonight, since nobody is in the NHL yet.

Hockles fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Mar 11, 2015

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Pfft, now I gotta figure out why Felix is a holdout

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



CommaToes posted:

Pfft, now I gotta figure out why Felix is a holdout

He was drafted by Toronto, do you need more justification? :raise:

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JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Toronto picks a goalie 1st and then doesn't sign him lol

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