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Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Usually the media in Aus manages to get all over terror raids as they get conducted so I'm not sure it's that.

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bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Ugh boring it's about infant formula.

Red_Museum
Apr 17, 2011

Shredded Hen
And it's from November

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

bobbilljim posted:

Ugh boring it's about infant formula.
Explains the halt apparently placed on dairy related trading someone mentioned to me earlier today.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Considering how mental 1080 protesters are, this is unsurprising in the slightest.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
1080 is killing our wildlife they're trying to protect*! Rrrraaaaa *foams at mouth over "toxins"*

*actually doesn't kill our wildlife it's protecting

Varkk
Apr 17, 2004

The only group more nutty than the 1080 protestors around here are the Cowboys employed to spread it.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

1080 is killing our wildlife they're trying to protect*! Rrrraaaaa *foams at mouth over "toxins"*

*actually doesn't kill our wildlife it's protecting

*kills babies / our economy in retaliation*

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
Look, I'm not gonna vaccinate my child because of my religion and also autism.

*weeks later*

Why did my son die from rubella???? WHERE ARE MY TAX DOLLARS GOING???

A human heart
Oct 10, 2012

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

1080 is killing our wildlife they're trying to protect*! Rrrraaaaa *foams at mouth over "toxins"*

*actually doesn't kill our wildlife it's protecting

It does kill some native birds actually, but because of the reduction in predator numbers many more young birds are able to fledge without getting eaten, so you get a net increase of birds overall.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

A human heart posted:

It does kill some native birds actually, but because of the reduction in predator numbers many more young birds are able to fledge without getting eaten, so you get a net increase of birds overall.

Remember when that guy tried to say he found a Kiwi killed by 1080 then it turns out it was killed by a Possum trap, the thing that's supposed to be safer for them.


Lol.

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
Well all I can say is thank goodness we have surveillance agencies that can stop this kind of milk terrorism, and the hype from this November story is in no way designed to distract from other news stories.

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.

bobbilljim posted:

https://firstlook.org/theintercept/...w-retracts-vow/

update, JK says he won't resign if we do mass surveillance, and he won't confirm or deny that we do it. Also he won't really talk about it at all, and doesn't really understand what it is, who he is, or what day of the week it is.

I can't find a source where jk recanted his pledge.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

klen dool posted:

I can't find a source where jk recanted his pledge.

uh.. from the article... http://m.tvnz.co.nz/news/top_stories/6251011

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



He hasn't recanted his pledge though. He's just playing OED about "mass collection" not being the same thing as "mass surveillance" because the literal words used are different in each.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
It's not a "Brutal hammer murder of the Prime Minister" because he actually used a mallet.

whiter than a Wilco show
Mar 30, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Int: beehive. Night.

JOHN KEY sits at his desk, bathed in the soft glow of a computer monitor.

Against the back wall half a dozen good kiwi blokes sit in silence, drinking room temperature Tui.

John steeples his fingers, lips working furiously as he reads the article on "stuff" for the eighth time.

Realisation slowly dawns on his face and he starts to sweat heavy beads, like Brian Tamaki downwind from a creche.

JOHN
Bronagh...gets a man in. Bronagh gets a man in? Bronagh gets in. Hmmmmm

He turns too the row of regular blokes, who dare not look him in the eye as per Simon Joyce's instructions.

JOHN
Does that sound like...does that sound like I'm being cucked?

All of the blokes keep their eyes cast down. Third from the left, a racist gbs poster, fails to stifle a giggle and is immediately executed by Judith Collins.

As Judith squats on the corpse, John turns back to the screen.

JOHN
Bronagh gets a man in. gently caress, it does sound like I'm being cucked.

John picks up a red cellphone, the kind you see in a 2 degrees bucket at the supermarket because National is the party of fiscal responsibility.

JOHN
Yeah, Finlayson, it's time. Begin operation...Babypoison. Yeah, the sheila's will fret over the kiddies while the blokes worry about the economy. Foolproof.

FADE TO MIDDLE NZ

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
Forgive me for taking the headline at face value.

Here's an article from scoop if anyone is interested. http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL1503/S00076/john-key-on-mass-collection-versus-mass-surveillance.htm

Yeah it looks like he's arguing "mass collection" but it amounts to him going back on his pledge, doesn't it? We all know it is mass surveillance, and we all know he would never resign anyway.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Infotainment! posted:

Int: beehive. Night.

JOHN KEY sits at his desk, bathed in the soft glow of a computer monitor.

Against the back wall half a dozen good kiwi blokes sit in silence, drinking room temperature Tui.

John steeples his fingers, lips working furiously as he reads the article on "stuff" for the eighth time.

Realisation slowly dawns on his face and he starts to sweat heavy beads, like Brian Tamaki downwind from a creche.

JOHN
Bronagh...gets a man in. Bronagh gets a man in? Bronagh gets in. Hmmmmm

He turns too the row of regular blokes, who dare not look him in the eye as per Simon Joyce's instructions.

JOHN
Does that sound like...does that sound like I'm being cucked?

All of the blokes keep their eyes cast down. Third from the left, a racist gbs poster, fails to stifle a giggle and is immediately executed by Judith Collins.

As Judith squats on the corpse, John turns back to the screen.

JOHN
Bronagh gets a man in. gently caress, it does sound like I'm being cucked.

John picks up a red cellphone, the kind you see in a 2 degrees bucket at the supermarket because National is the party of fiscal responsibility.

JOHN
Yeah, Finlayson, it's time. Begin operation...Babypoison. Yeah, the sheila's will fret over the kiddies while the blokes worry about the economy. Foolproof.

FADE TO MIDDLE NZ

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

Infotainment! posted:

Int: beehive. Night.

JOHN KEY sits at his desk, bathed in the soft glow of a computer monitor.

Against the back wall half a dozen good kiwi blokes sit in silence, drinking room temperature Tui.

John steeples his fingers, lips working furiously as he reads the article on "stuff" for the eighth time.

Realisation slowly dawns on his face and he starts to sweat heavy beads, like Brian Tamaki downwind from a creche.

JOHN
Bronagh...gets a man in. Bronagh gets a man in? Bronagh gets in. Hmmmmm

He turns too the row of regular blokes, who dare not look him in the eye as per Simon Joyce's instructions.

JOHN
Does that sound like...does that sound like I'm being cucked?

All of the blokes keep their eyes cast down. Third from the left, a racist gbs poster, fails to stifle a giggle and is immediately executed by Judith Collins.

As Judith squats on the corpse, John turns back to the screen.

JOHN
Bronagh gets a man in. gently caress, it does sound like I'm being cucked.

John picks up a red cellphone, the kind you see in a 2 degrees bucket at the supermarket because National is the party of fiscal responsibility.

JOHN
Yeah, Finlayson, it's time. Begin operation...Babypoison. Yeah, the sheila's will fret over the kiddies while the blokes worry about the economy. Foolproof.

FADE TO MIDDLE NZ

haha gently caress me

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
the other day:

RadioNZ posted:

Mr Key said when he offered to resign as Prime Minister that related solely to claims the GCSB engaged in mass surveillance.

Mr Key was asked, in that case, to explain the difference.

"They don't undertake mass surveillance of New Zealanders. There is no, sort of, new terms here. I don't even know what you mean by mass collection. I've no clue - it's not a term I've ever seen, it's not a term I've ever used."

september:


Infotainment! posted:

FADE TO MIDDLE NZ

lmao

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.

Sorry, I meant like a quote or something. What exactly did he say, and in what context? That article just asserts he said it.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

klen dool posted:

Sorry, I meant like a quote or something. What exactly did he say, and in what context? That article just asserts he said it.

It's TVNZ, so I suspect it might have come from a media scrum at Parliament or something like that.

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.

bobbilljim posted:

Forgive me for taking the headline at face value.

Here's an article from scoop if anyone is interested. http://www.scoop.co.nz/stories/HL1503/S00076/john-key-on-mass-collection-versus-mass-surveillance.htm

Yeah it looks like he's arguing "mass collection" but it amounts to him going back on his pledge, doesn't it? We all know it is mass surveillance, and we all know he would never resign anyway.

I totally agree.

Collection and surveillance are the same loving thing, you can't collect (hold, store, duplicate, inspect) something without first surveilling (observing, intercepting) it.

That motherfucker is getting me so mad. So goddamn mad. He might push me to do something rash to him and his party. Something extreme - I might even go as far as not voting for him next election in an attempt to cut off his income and power! Now now I know a lot of you are saying "now steady on there klen, lets not threaten something that you could regret or get you into trouble" - but I really feel like I have no other choice. I am almost certainly going to put the little orange squiggle in a box other than nationals next election, I'll loving do it and none of you can stop me.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



klen dool posted:

Sorry, I meant like a quote or something. What exactly did he say, and in what context? That article just asserts he said it.
It's from his press conference on Monday - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6y3lj1YdsiU&t=12m20s

quote:

Question: On GCSB, this morning you were asked about Bruce Ferguson's comments. Is there are difference between mass surveillance and mass collection. Do you draw a distinction between the two?

NZ PM John Key: I am sure the lawyers would tell you there is a difference. But I am not going to into critique all those different points. I mean. The fundamental difference between the SIS and GCSB. In the case of the GCSB they are a foreign intelligence agency. They gather intelligence about particular reasons. They have for many many governments lifespan. They do it for good reasons and they are controlled by the law.

But I am not going to go into what their particular targets are. What a warrant is raised for. How information is actually gathered and how it is processed. So no - by definition its covert - no agency does that. So in the end you've got a bit of, in my opinion, you've got a bit of what was demonstrated with he moment of truth last year was a moment of inaccuracy, because actually what they came out and said was just plain wrong.

In my opinion some of the assumptions, some of the definitions of the assumptions are wrong, some of the ways the information is presented is wrong, but I am just not going to go through all of those individual things because in the end that's just not the way you run those intelligence agencies.

Question: You’ve said you’ll resign if there’s mass surveillance by the GCSB.

NZ PM John Key: Yep.

Question: Does that promise apply to mass collection of information as well?

NZ PM John Key: No, because in the end I was asked a very specific question, without re-creating history, and that was: are we conducting mass surveillance of New Zealanders? And the answer is: No. That’s the advice I’ve had from GCSB. It’s not capable of doing that, and legally it’s not allowed to do that.

Question: But you’ve just said "no" to the question “Does it apply to mass collection?” So mass collection would not trigger - if it was proved there is mass collection - it wouldn’t trigger a resignation under the promise you’ve given?

NZ PM John Key: No.


klen dool posted:

I might even go as far as not voting for him next election in an attempt to cut off his income and power!
:monocle: holy poo poo we are out of touch with middle nz

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/03/10/new-zealand-gcsb-spying-trade-partners-nsa/

quote:

New Zealand is conducting covert surveillance operations against some of its strongest trading partners and has obtained sophisticated malware to infect targeted computers and steal data, newly released documents reveal.

The country’s eavesdropping agency, Government Communications Security Bureau, or GCSB, is carrying out the surveillance across the Asia-Pacific region and beyond as part of its membership in the Five Eyes, a spying alliance that includes New Zealand as well as the United States, the United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia.

The documents, revealed on Tuesday by the New Zealand Herald in collaboration with The Intercept, expose more details about the scope of New Zealand’s involvement in the Five Eyes, and show that the agency’s reach extends far beyond its previously reported eavesdropping on at least ten small South Pacific nations and territories.

According to secret files from the National Security Agency, obtained by The Intercept from whistleblower Edward Snowden, GCSB is targeting about 20 different nations and territories in total and sharing the intercepted data with the NSA. A top-secret document dated from April 2013 notes that the New Zealand agency “provides [the NSA with] collection on China, Japanese/North Korean/Vietnamese/South American diplomatic communications, South Pacific Island nations, Pakistan, India, Iran, and Antarctica.”

Aside from eavesdropping on communications through traditional interception methods, such as by capturing signals as they are passing between satellites or phone cables, the New Zealand agency has also become directly involved in more aggressive methods of spying and cyberwar.

The newly revealed documents show that it has obtained a malware tool that is part of a platform named WARRIORPRIDE, used by the NSA and other Five Eyes agencies to hack into computers and smartphones, infect them with a bug, and then steal data. The documents note that GCSB “has a WARRIORPRIDE capability that can collect against an ASEAN target.” ASEAN, or Association of Southeast Asian Nations, may be a reference to New Zealand’s operations targeting Vietnam.

The surveillance being conducted by the GCSB shines light on a secret variant of New Zealand’s foreign policy that contrasts with its official public foreign policy.

Vietnam, for instance, has friendly relations with New Zealand and is a growing trading partner. The New Zealand government describes its relationship with Vietnam as having “flourished in the last 15 years.” The country poses no security or terrorist threat to New Zealand, the traditional explanation for GCSB operations given to the public. Yet its government is still on the GCSB spying list and its diplomatic communications have been eavsedropped on, likely in violation of the 1961 Vienna Convention of Diplomatic Relations, an international treaty ratified by New Zealand that says diplomats’ correspondence is “inviolable.”

Other targets, such as Japan and India, are publicly lauded as close and valued New Zealand partners. The New Zealand government says that Japan is “a major bilateral and regional partner of New Zealand” and describes having “a long-standing and warm relationship” with India. But each of these countries, too, is still being targeted for surveillance.

Another operation that sits uneasily with New Zealand’s official policy is GCSB’s monitoring of nations working in Antarctica. New Zealand is a signatory to the Antarctic Treaty; the country’s trade ministry says “involvement in Antarctica offers New Zealand the opportunity to play a constructive and influential role in a region … which is managed according to principles of international cooperation.”

The Antarctic eavesdropping takes place from New Zealand’s Waihopai base, a surveillance station that can intercept Antarctic satellite links. More than 20 nations have year-round scientific research bases in Antarctica, most of which use the same few satellite links to communicate: Intelsat, Inmarsat and Iridium phones.

A more predictable-sounding target is Iran, which has been a major target of American and British intelligence agencies for decades. However, in public, New Zealand has adopted a different long-term foreign policy with respect to Iran than has the United States and the United Kingdom.

Iran is a valuable export market for New Zealand agricultural produce and New Zealand has not joined in sanctions or confrontation with the Tehran government. But the GCSB has carried out secret intelligence operations, monitoring Iran presumably on behalf of the Five Eyes allies.

Similarly, China, which is New Zealand’s top export destination for goods and services, has also been targeted. In 2012, John Key launched a strategy to bolster New Zealand’s relationship with China and last year he praised the “the strength of the bilateral relationship between our two countries” during a speech in Beijing.

GCSB declined to comment on the latest revelations. In a statement issued to The Intercept and the New Zealand Herald late Monday, the agency’s acting director, Una Jagose, said: “The GCSB exists to protect New Zealand and New Zealanders. We have a foreign intelligence mandate. We don’t comment on speculation about matters that may or may not be operational. Everything we do is explicitly authorised and subject to independent oversight.”

A spokesman for prime minister Key said the government would not respond to “claims made from documents stolen by Edward Snowden.” He added: “New Zealand’s intelligence agencies have been, and continue to be, a significant contributor to our national security and the security of New Zealanders at home and abroad.”

NSA spokeswoman Vanee’ Vines said in a statement that the agency would not comment “on specific, alleged foreign intelligence activities.” Vines added: “The National Security Agency works with foreign partners to address a wide array of serious threats, including terrorist plots, the proliferation of weapons of mass destruction, and foreign aggression. NSA’s activities with foreign partners comply with U.S. laws and the applicable laws under which our partners operate.”

Binkenstein
Jan 18, 2010

How long before we see cartoons about spying on penguins?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008






It's worth noting that even if our media let this go quietly, The Intercept will continue to keep good coverage of this whole thing as their Director of Security is a card-carrying pinko-commie NZer who has spent a good portion of his life being hugely concerned about government spying.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Funny they mention North Korea but not the South. Eh.

Still, not sure why people care about spying on friendly countries: The more we know about them, the friendlier we are! :downs:

dusty
Nov 30, 2004


Nailed it

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Not gonna lie, Winston also looks pretty awkward hammering that nail

dusty
Nov 30, 2004

when he smiled a thousand post-menopausal voters started ovulating

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

WarpedNaba posted:

Funny they mention North Korea but not the South. Eh.

Still, not sure why people care about spying on friendly countries: The more we know about them, the friendlier we are! :downs:

If they have nothing to hide, they have nothing to fear!

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.


edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007


Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
oh man kim dotcom melted

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Just think if you buy fresh kiwifruit this week it might have been touched by John Key

John Key will be inside you

You will always be having a beer with him

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.
Yaaaaaay no internet in island bay thanks Vodafone! At least the cell network is still up....

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Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

klen dool posted:

Yaaaaaay no internet in island bay thanks Vodafone! At least the cell network is still up....

Still? Its been out since 10am or so.

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