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WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Acropolis posted:

Apparently, I write DbD AU fan(?) fiction now. Surprisingly, we had two strips in a row with no nudity.



This is really good, you're a good person.

It actually made me feel a little sad.

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Apple Pie Hubbub
Feb 14, 2012

Take that, you greedy jerk!
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Zinkraptor
Apr 24, 2012


I love these "if I draw it hard enough, it'll come true!" cartoons. Usually, we have to wait for an election for these!

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I know cartoonists are used to willfully misunderstanding simple things people say, but this message is a step beyond the usual, I think.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Acropolis posted:

Apparently, I write DbD AU fan(?) fiction now. Surprisingly, we had two strips in a row with no nudity.



Please make a Tumblr for these.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

New Marty Two Bulls.



:shrug:

Wikipedia posted:

Thulsa Doom is a fictional character first appearing in the Kull short story "Delcardes' Cat" by Robert E. Howard. He has since appeared in comic books and film as the nemesis of Kull and, later, one of Howard's other creations, Conan the Barbarian. Thulsa Doom is the prototype for many of the future undead evil wizards, such as Tsotha-Lanti (in the Conan saga) and Kathulos (in the Skull Face novelette); other living or revenant Howardian practitioners of magic such as Thoth Amon, Thugra Khotan, Kathulos and Xaltotun bear some psychological similitudes to Thulsa Doom even if their outward appearance is vastly different.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Zinkraptor posted:

I love these "if I draw it hard enough, it'll come true!" cartoons. Usually, we have to wait for an election for these!

These are just amazing considering most of the GOP presidential hopefuls are getting sucked into the #47traitors backlash right now.

Commissar Of Doom
Apr 21, 2009
Marty Two Bulls knows about Conan so I now love Marty Two Bulls.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Jay Rust posted:

New Marty Two Bulls.



:shrug:

The fake Native dude kinda looks like James Earl Jones did in his role as Thulsa Doom in the Schwarzenegger movie. That's :thejoke:
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Dude used his totally real Indian cred to defend the Washington Redskins' name.

Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Mar 12, 2015

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

I see. It's a reference to this.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Jay Rust posted:

New Marty Two Bulls.



:shrug:
What?

Pththya-lyi posted:

The fake Native dude kinda looks like James Earl Jones did in his role as Thulsa Doom in the Schwarzenegger movie. That's :thejoke:
Oh. That's terrible.

...

Have a random Americana compilation:

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Edit - vvvv you're right. Good catch.

Xander77 fucked around with this message at 10:25 on Mar 12, 2015

Mister Beeg
Sep 7, 2012

A Certified Jerk
For a while, Ted Rall had a web animated series called "Disposable". It only lasted 6 episodes before he abandoned it. Here they are:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeWPg_Nisgs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfQF4NoTK1A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtTcoaeSBqY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjfsmG62mXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXdqWkXeDKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TVX7wJaGEk

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I think that's worse than CAD Animated.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the televised leaders' debates – At prime ministers questions David Cameron shared his apocalyptic visions of a post-election multiverse in which Ed Miliband was in two places at once – hanging on the coat-tails of Alex Salmond, and in Salmond’s pocket"

Telegraph:

Jeremy Clarkson jokes about suspension as petition tops 500,000

Independent:

MPs back standardised cigarette packaging

Mail:
Mac on... Jeremy Clarkson's most recent fall from grace

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
I love the animation Rall did about the US military's role in Haiti relief. I still would like an explanation for how he expects aid workers to keep their supplies from getting stolen by armed gangs and sold at extortionate prices.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

First he writes a 1984 'update' which loving removes Big Brother entirely.

Then he has a character say 'I love Big Brother' while being given a lethal injection for non-payment of a $95-per-year Government fine.

I'm increasingly certain that Rall never actually read the book. I'm also increasingly certain that Rall is a deep-cover conservative.

Somfin fucked around with this message at 08:51 on Mar 12, 2015

54.4 crowns
Apr 7, 2011

To think before you speak is like wiping your arse before you shit.

Cloud Potato posted:

:britain:



Mail:
Mac on... Jeremy Clarkson's most recent fall from grace


PFT! A flying Reliant!

Yeah right...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJdrlWR-yFM

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Xander77 posted:

Have a random Americana compilation:

You may want to NWS at least the one that is blatantly traced pornography.

Shmorky
Nov 6, 2002

IT'S TIM

Xander77 posted:

Thread, I have come here to pose a very important question: Can love bloom on the battlefield?
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Tweet tweet bang

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DONT TOUCH THE PC
Jul 15, 2001

You should try it, it's a real buzz.

Mister Beeg posted:

These in particular are actually pretty cute. Thanks! :3:

Rorus Raz posted:

They are cute, and the style reminds me of Peyo.

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Same, I actually had to double-check for the name.

From several pages back: They are by Jean-Pol and the similarities are not a coincidence. Both he and Peyo drew cartoons for Spirou/Robbedoes aimed at a younger audience.

Shadowed Bacon
Apr 28, 2009

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Haha of COURSE Zed has the REAL emails, of COURSE.

Also reminder that the 'ammo grab' has been a part of law for a long time and just not enforced worth poo poo, and when the ATF said 'maybe we should enforce the law' the response was so insane they said 'fine gently caress it whatever', these are the jackbooted thugs coming to take YOUR YES YOUR AMMO RIGHT OUT OF YOUR HANDS AS YOU INNOCENTLY LOAD IT INTO YOUR GUN (aimed at federal agents).

Just a refresher for people, as the last comic mentioned 'green tips', this is about the ATF trying to crackdown on armor piercing rounds. the NRA claimed it was a sexist attack on AR-15's (really), despite most gun ranges have bans on those rounds anyway.

Chewbaccanator
Apr 7, 2010

Jedit posted:

You may want to NWS at least the one that is blatantly traced pornography.

I don't see the porn :confused:

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost

Now I might just be a know-nothing, no good Massachusetts liberal, but I'm pretty dang sure that there's a dairy cow in the background. It's a minor point, but wouldn't a hyper-manly, Real American, Texan cattle ranch be raising beef cattle?

This is what happens when the artist is a lazy hack who throws in the first thing GIS turns up for "cow".

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret
The latest rumor is that Clarkson clocked Piers Morgan. Which, er, does put a different complexion on things.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Warcabbit posted:

The latest rumor is that Clarkson clocked Piers Morgan. Which, er, does put a different complexion on things.

:confused: That was eleven years ago.

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret
I know. I'm thinking it's someone being confused. But if it _was_ Morgan again, I feel much more sympathy for Clarkson.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Warcabbit posted:

The latest rumor is that Clarkson clocked Piers Morgan. Which, er, does put a different complexion on things.

He did, in 2004.

Edit: Uh, it definitely wasn't, I think your source got confused.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!

Xander77 posted:

Edit - vvvv you're right. Good catch.

Okay but seriously though there are multiple titties in this post in a context that would be very awkward to explain to one's boss, good post overall though

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



loquacius posted:

Okay but seriously though there are multiple titties in this post in a context that would be very awkward to explain to one's boss, good post overall though
Titties of liberty. If your boss has a problem, report him as a communist subversive.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Emails? When did emails enter into this stupid convoluted plot?

Afraid of Audio
Oct 12, 2012

by exmarx

Xander77 posted:

Titties of liberty. If your boss has a problem, report him as a communist subversive.

The [timg] function of SA still eludes you I see. Also common sense.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Stultus Maximus posted:

Are you READY for a two week delay cartoon?





Oh, thank you conservative mouthpiece girl. That was a lot more reasonable, nuanced, and sensible than the dumb liberal "jobs for jihadis" program. What did that sound like again?

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We’re killing a lot of them, and we’re going to keep killing more of them. So are the Egyptians, so are the Jordanians — they’re in this fight with us,” Harf said. “But we cannot win this war by killing them. We cannot kill our way out of this war. We need in the medium to longer term to go after the root causes that leads people to join these groups, whether it’s a lack of opportunity for jobs.”

“We’re not going to be able to stop that in our lifetime or 50 lifetimes,” Matthews interrupted. “There’s always going to be poor people. There’s always going to be poor Muslims, and as long as there are poor Muslims, the trumpet’s blowing and they’ll join. We can’t stop that, can we?”

In return, Harf suggested a soft power-like approach: “We can work with countries around the world to help improve their governance,” she said. “We can help them build their economies so they can have job opportunities for these people.” She conceded, however, that there is “no easy solution.”

quote:

“I’m not the first person to say something like this,” Harf said. “Military commanders that we’ve had throughout many years here fighting this war on terrorism have said the exact same thing, that in the short term when there’s a threat like ISIL. We’ll take direct military action against these terrorists. We have done that. We are doing that in Iraq and Syria. But longer term, we have to look at how we combat the conditions that can lead people to turn to extremism.”

“So you suggested that maybe if you find these young men jobs, they might not become terrorists?” Blitzer asked, echoing her critics, prompting Harf to call his statement a “gross oversimplification.”

“We cannot kill every terrorist around the world, nor should we try,” Harf said later. “How do you get at the root causes of this? It might be too nuanced an argument for some, like I’ve seen over the last 24 hours some of the commentary out there, but it’s really the smart way that Democrats, Republicans, our partners in the Arab world think we need to combat it.”

Eat a bowl of syphilitic dicks, Allie.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
The girl's making the same face as the Better Man in the DASGC comic:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Stultus Maximus posted:



Oh, thank you conservative mouthpiece girl. That was a lot more reasonable, nuanced, and sensible than the dumb liberal "jobs for jihadis" program. What did that sound like again?



Eat a bowl of syphilitic dicks, Allie.

Eric Allie being willfully dense?! That's impossible!

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

Those Rall animations are just like his comics - I get about halfway through and then say "gently caress it I'm not finishing this."


Hahaha wow.

:byodame: "Durrr adurrr we need to give them jobs, errrr"
:viggo: "Actually, quid pro quo, we need to address the root cause, the raison d'etre or the radix malorum, if you will, vis a vis allowing for the people of the region to find gainful employment. Quod erat demonstrandum."
:byodame: "Me no understand big wordses :confused:"

Clearly the :viggo: person knows what they're talking about and are not saying basically exactly the same thing as :byodame:, who is dumb and should be mocked.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004


JRRose needs that treatment that the duck used to get, where just before the punchline hits, his pun-makers throw on a pair of sunglasses.

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

A cloud....

*thrown on suglasses*

... of suspicion!

Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎


his head is not quite up his own rear end but getting closer.

'rooted' is an Australian synonym for 'hosed'

Zetsubou-san fucked around with this message at 15:00 on Mar 12, 2015

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Warcabbit posted:

The latest rumor is that Clarkson clocked Piers Morgan. Which, er, does put a different complexion on things.

That was in 2004. The word is this was over a meat tray - Clarkson wanted steak, and got brought a charcuterie platter instead, and he lost his poo poo at his boss

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Fried Chicken posted:

That was in 2004. The word is this was over a meat tray - Clarkson wanted steak, and got brought a charcuterie platter instead, and he lost his poo poo at his boss

Producers aren't really the bosses of "talent" on shows like that, especially for people who are famous and important to the show.

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