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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Frostwerks posted:

MGS3 sucked loving dick.

Boo this man.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Frostwerks posted:

MGS3 sucked loving dick.

how does a dick get sucked while it fucks?

I mean, I can see balls sucked while the dick fucks, but

ubergnu
Jun 7, 2002

Failed gothic
Clearly, you're not as a sophisticated internet porn watcher as some of us are :smugdog:

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Frostwerks posted:

MGS3 sucked loving dick.

I choose to interpret that as "playing MGS3 felt as good as getting my dick sucked, y'know, like MGS3 was sucking my loving dick."

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
No, it was bad and boring. gently caress MGS3 and anyone who likes it.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

Frostwerks posted:

No, it was bad and boring. gently caress MGS3 and anyone who likes it.

You're probably the only person with that opinion. It's also wrong.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

1redflag posted:

Boo this man.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I boo the poster as his father!

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.

Oh hi, honey! I didn't know you were reading my posts.

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

Kwyndig posted:

So panther plus lion then. Which actually doesn't answer anything, since North American panthers are actually just cougars, South American panthers are jaguar, and panthers everywhere else are leopards.

Basically somebody got really lazy when naming big cats.

It's got leopard spots, so...

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Oh hey, it's learning to dive like the pro players.

Don't Ask
Nov 28, 2002


Looks pretty life-like to me..

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Frostwerks posted:

No, it was bad and boring. gently caress MGS3 and anyone who likes it.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Kajeesus posted:

TIgers, lions, jaguars, leopards and snow leopards are panthers. It's the cat family all the biggest cats belong to. Cougars ain't panthers, son.

Shockingly, languages have regional variations. Mountain lions are in fact also called panthers as well as cougers, catamounts, and probably other things.

Nowhere in the English speaking world, however, are tigers or lions colloquially called panthers despite being members of pantera.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Blue Footed Booby posted:


Nowhere in the English speaking world, however, are tigers or lions colloquially called panthers despite being members of pantera.

Same thing with Vinnie Paul.

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011


What in the actual gently caress? Which species do you crossbreed it with to arrive at that monstrosity. :psyduck:

VVVVVV: :downsgun:

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

That woman is only 3'4"

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Xoidanor posted:

What in the actual gently caress? Which species do you crossbreed it with to arrive at that monstrosity. :psyduck:

VVVVVV: :downsgun:

Gamma radiation?

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Pyro Fox
Aug 22, 2013

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Xoidanor posted:

What in the actual gently caress? Which species do you crossbreed it with to arrive at that monstrosity. :psyduck:

VVVVVV: :downsgun:

A quick Google search tells me it's a "Bully Pit" pit bull. I have a hard time believing that there's not a strong amount of Bull Mastiff too.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Once this dude teams up with Ketchupbot and the Feeding Arm, the robot revolution will begin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj8h6nka8RM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CiE32h55HI

TheCIASentMe
Jul 11, 2003

I'll get you! Just you wait and see!

Pyro Fox posted:

A quick Google search tells me it's a "Bully Pit" pit bull. I have a hard time believing that there's not a strong amount of Bull Mastiff too.

The woman is tiny and leaning back. The dog probably is pretty large but that combined with an optical illusion (dog leans towards camera while woman leans away) creates a giant monster dog that can eat small children whole.

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?

Frostwerks posted:

No, it was bad and boring. gently caress MGS3 and anyone who likes it.

please tell me i'm dreaming and that no one in real life has this opinion.

please tell me i'm still in a dream

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

TheCIASentMe posted:

The woman is tiny and leaning back. The dog probably is pretty large but that combined with an optical illusion (dog leans towards camera while woman leans away) creates a giant monster dog that can eat small children whole.

nope.

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/28264875/hulk-pitbull

175lb pit bull.

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

TheCIASentMe posted:

The woman is tiny and leaning back. The dog probably is pretty large but that combined with an optical illusion (dog leans towards camera while woman leans away) creates a giant monster dog that can eat small children whole.

Nope, just a big god drat dog. 175lb pit bull. :aaa:
http://www.myfoxla.com/story/28264875/hulk-pitbull

Edit: Beaten. :argh:

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Smelly posted:

You're probably the only person with that opinion. It's also wrong.

It's loving trash.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Frostwerks posted:

It's loving trash.

Much like your posts.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Just Offscreen posted:

Much like your posts.

Nothing is that bad.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Frostwerks posted:

It's loving trash.

It's the best kind-of polished trash you could ask for. It clearly aims to be nothing more than trash, and achieves a deceptively hard balance between taking its bullshit way too seriously and not at all seriously better than any MGS before and since.

Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

Boy. Chappie looked different in the trailers.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Edit-someone already made that exact comparison. I have been shamed.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

DoctorWhat posted:

please tell me i'm dreaming and that no one in real life has this opinion.

please tell me i'm still in a dream

I'm glad noone did this.

SNAKE EATERRRR

Not My Leg
Nov 6, 2002

AYN RAND AKBAR!

Kajeesus posted:

TIgers, lions, jaguars, leopards and snow leopards are panthers. It's the cat family all the biggest cats belong to. Cougars ain't panthers, son.

In the United States they are!

While Panthera is the genus that includes tigers, lions, jaguars, leopards, and snow leopards, the name "panther" has way more uses than just referring generally to the genus.

Probably most bizarrely, in North and South America (but especially in the southern United States), "panther" is also used to refer to the cougar (also called mountain lions or pumas). Cougars, as you pointed out, aren't even in the right genus, as they're part of the genus Puma, but that's still what they're called.

Making it even more confusing, panther is also used to refer specifically to individual species' that are within the genus Panthera, rather than the genus as a whole. So when someone says "panther" they might mean a cougar, a jaguar, a leopard, or the genus as a whole.

E: That's what I get for missing that there was another whole page of replies.

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Mr. Sunshine
May 15, 2008

This is a scrunt that has been in space too long and become a Lunt (Long Scrunt)

Fun Shoe
Four pictures on this page, and a whooooole lot of linguistics/biology nerds.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style
Pumas have been known to get jiggy with Leopards to create Pumapards, which has shaken up the whole big cat / small cat thing somewhat.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Mr. Gibbycrumbles posted:

Pumas have been known to get jiggy with Leopards to create Pumapards, which has shaken up the whole big cat / small cat thing somewhat.

Oh my goodness! Their genetic mismatching turns things the opposite direction of the Liger and often makes smaller creatures!



:3:

SquirrelFace
Dec 17, 2009

Xoidanor posted:

What in the actual gently caress? Which species do you crossbreed it with to arrive at that monstrosity. :psyduck:

VVVVVV: :downsgun:

Hes adorable! :3:

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
That fox eared rear end in a top hat.

rock2much
Feb 6, 2004

Grimey Drawer

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Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Macdeo Lurjtux posted:

That fox eared rear end in a top hat.

Have a Puma / Ocelot hybrid then:

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