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Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

TheMightyZang posted:

"Ok teams you have 10 hours to build a VBIED using only what you can find on the junkyard"

Something regarding old school asbestos break pads and a dirty bomb.

40 years you be coughing and I be all Allahu Ahkbar! It's loving perfect because the fine fibers actually gently caress up your DNA and everything!

E: My old man died of this poo poo, its thoroughly horrible and puts a massive strain on society and the state medical system. Perfect junkyard terrorism rig! Then the lawsuits, bring you to your knees through lawyers fighting it out. First responders, clean up crews, citizens in general. Awsome on so many levels,

Actually, I think this was done before... 9/11 nevar forget!

Spacman fucked around with this message at 17:03 on Mar 12, 2015

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Spacman posted:

Something regarding old school asbestos break pads and a dirty bomb.

40 years you be coughing and I be all Allahu Ahkbar! It's loving perfect because the fine fibers actually gently caress up your DNA and everything!

E: My old man died of this poo poo, its thoroughly horrible and puts a massive strain on society and the state medical system. Perfect junkyard terrorism rig! Then the lawsuits, bring you to your knees through lawyers fighting it out. First responders, clean up crews, citizens in general. Awsome on so many levels,

It's a junkyard. If you find enough smoke detectors you can make a small radiological dirty bomb.

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's a junkyard. If you find enough smoke detectors you can make a small radiological dirty bomb.

Yeah, but you have to gently caress about in your shed making a ghetto reactor. Asbestos is ready to rock and roll.

Ghetto reactor is pretty good too, as the radioactive boyscout proved.

E: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn

There are a few good docos on this weirdo.

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spacman posted:

Yeah, but you have to gently caress about in your shed making a ghetto reactor. Asbestos is ready to rock and roll.

Ghetto reactor is pretty good too, as the radioactive boyscout proved.

E: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Hahn

There are a few good docos on this weirdo.

Heh, guy even got his own myspace.
https://myspace.com/thumper235/photos

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
:stare:

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=641801179280705&fref=nf

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008


Call me elf...one more time!

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
lol

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007


Small arms fire?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Noslo posted:

Small arms fire?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Inch'Allah

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Aren't you a little short for a mujahid?

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

8lbsofanalsex posted:

As the saying goes, if the van(armored truck thing) is riding low than it's about to blow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrlTedVXNIc#t

They sound like drunk rednecks shooting paint cans when that thing goes off.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Improvised Explosive Dwarf?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Larry Parrish posted:

They sound like drunk rednecks shooting paint cans when that thing goes off.

It's surprisingly refreshing not hearing takbirs

For some reason people get really upset when takbirs get made fun of. Cultures are different, it's ok. Kurds and Americans don't actually have their own equivalent of screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR and that's ok.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

It's surprisingly refreshing not hearing takbirs

For some reason people get really upset when takbirs get made fun of. Cultures are different, it's ok. Kurds and Americans don't actually have their own equivalent of screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR and that's ok.
Yes, we do. It's screaming, "gently caress YEAH" every time an enemy position is flattened by a hail of JDAMS. It's beautiful.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

8lbsofanalsex posted:

As the saying goes, if the van(armored truck thing) is riding low than it's about to blow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrlTedVXNIc#t

Nice try, but no :killdozer:

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Spicy Guacamole posted:

Yes, we do. It's screaming, "gently caress YEAH" every time an enemy position is flattened by a hail of JDAMS. It's beautiful.

scattered "gently caress YEAH", "GET SOME", "EAT IT" is completely not the same as religious chanting

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011

Godholio posted:

Nice try, but no :killdozer:

Who would've thought that taking a large truck and bolting on a bunch of metal plates and filling it with explosives would end up in it not being super fast off-road.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Noslo posted:

Small arms fire?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


lol

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

scattered "gently caress YEAH", "GET SOME", "EAT IT" is completely not the same as religious chanting

If twelve dudes started shouting "gently caress yeeeaaahh! gently caress yeaaaaahhh! gently caress yeeeeaaaaahhh! gently caress yeaaaahhhh! gently caress yeeaaaaahhhh!" every time something blew up, it'd be just as annoying. Or like if the jv team was full of Tebows

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

It's surprisingly refreshing not hearing takbirs

For some reason people get really upset when takbirs get made fun of. Cultures are different, it's ok. Kurds and Americans don't actually have their own equivalent of screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR and that's ok.

Being a Christian-ey country can't we yell "Thank you Baby Jesus!" every time something great happens?

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

It's surprisingly refreshing not hearing takbirs

For some reason people get really upset when takbirs get made fun of. Cultures are different, it's ok. Kurds and Americans don't actually have their own equivalent of screaming ALLAHU ACKBAR and that's ok.

Maybe not soldiers, but look up an average video of something crazy happening and count how often you hear "OH MY GOD".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR67XIUBvMg

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011
I like to yell "thank you baby Jesus!" (X 5) everytime I dust somebody.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdE5fvX9FdA

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones

Dingleberry posted:

I like to yell "thank you baby Jesus!" (X 5) everytime I dust somebody.

Who doesn't?

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

war tourists oughta bring back shouting deus vult

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

It's a junkyard. If you find enough smoke detectors you can make a small radiological dirty bomb.

UFO celebrity Bob Lazar will sell you uranium ore.
http://www.unitednuclear.com/
https://wikileaks.org/wiki/Washington_DC_Regional_Threat_and_Analysis_Center_report_re_Inauguration,_16_Jan_2009

quote:

On 9 December 2008, radiological dispersal device components and literature, and radioactive materials, were discovered at the Maine residence of an identified deceased USPER James Cummings. Cummings had possible ties to white supremacist groups.

On 9 December 2008, four one-gallon containers of 35 percent hydrogen peroxide, lithium metal, thermite, aluminum powder, beryllium, boron, black iron oxide, and magnesium ribbon were discovered at the Cummings' residence. (FBI comments: Literature on constructing 'dirty bombs'; information referring to cesium-137, strontium-90, and cobalt-60; and possible evidence linking James ((Cummings)) to white supremacist groups were also discovered.)

(Source comments: Amber ((Cummings)) admitted to the shooting death of her husband James Cummings citing years of mental, physical, and sexual abuse. Amber Cummings retained legal counsel upon being questioned by law enforcement about any involvement with white supremacists. James Cummings was reported to have inherited two million dollars and to have resided in multiple states prior to relocating to Maine.)

Amber ((Cummings)) indicated James was very upset with Barack Obama being elected President. She indicated James had been in contact with 'white supremacist group(s)'. Amber also indicated James mixed chemicals in the kitchen sink at their residence a nd had mentioned 'dirty bombs'. (Source comment: State authorities detected radiation emissions in four small jars in the residence labeled 'uranium metal', as well as one jar labeled 'thorium.' The four jars of uranium carried the label of an identified US company.) (FBI comment: Further preliminary analysis on 30 December 2008 indicated an unlabeled jar to be a second jar of thorium. Each bottle of uranium contained depleted uranium 238. Analysis also indicated the two jars of thorium held thorium 232.)

An application for membership in the National Socialist Movement, which had been completed by James Cummings was discovered. FBI comments: Uranium, thorium, cesium-137, strontium-90, and cobalt-60 are radioactive isotopes. 35 percent hydrogen peroxide is a necessary precursor for the manufacture of peroxide-based explosives. Lithium metal, thermite, and aluminum are materials used to sensitize and amplify the effects of explosives. The identified US Company in this report sold the depleted uranium online.

Source: FBI IIR 4 218 1563 09

Wingnut Ninja posted:

Maybe not soldiers, but look up an average video of something crazy happening and count how often you hear "OH MY GOD".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR67XIUBvMg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRItYDKSqpQ

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Uncle Ruckus in da house.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Master Bateman posted:

Uncle Ruckus in da house.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu85Cp__vJ4

Spacman
Mar 18, 2014
Dopey ND:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Between this and Motherfuckin' Bootleg Fireworks it's youtube classics night! I swear MBF guy never gets any less funny.



And, as found in related videos from ND Redneck: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qth1k962_9A

some reality show drama queen posted:

"It was one of those malfunctions where my thumb went in front of the barrel."

Boy if I had a nickel for every time I had one of those zany thumb-in-front-of-the-barrel malfunctions...

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Mar 14, 2015

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
user malfunciton

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
Phone posting my favorite Iraqi army war crimes instagrams.

Very nsfw / bodies etc
http://imgur.com/a/eTvrS

Can someone add brazzers to this one please:







Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
"18+ graphic i blurred the picture"

oh good, that makes standing on two decapitated heads way more palatable now

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012




I'm just going to assume that mustache was what kept the Siege of Sarajevo going for nearly 4 years.

A Handed Missus fucked around with this message at 20:37 on Mar 14, 2015

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

A Handed Missus posted:



I'm just going to assume that mustache was what kept the Sieg of Sarajevo going for nearly 4 years.

That guy owns.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

That Iraqi SF dude with the crossed swords is a pretty legit pic.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
dunno why i never thought to do that when I was in the green zone

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Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Slim Pickens posted:

dunno why i never thought to do that when I was in the green zone

It wasn't worth getting shot at for?

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