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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

iyaayas01 posted:

Was that when you guys almost started a war with Iran?

Actually no, but we kept an eye on Iranian radars as we flew past (through the WEZ even).

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ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Equine Don posted:

When you think about it lethal injection is just a vaccine for living.

The important question is does it cause autism?

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Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

ActusRhesus posted:

The important question is does it cause autism?

No, injections cure autism.

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Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Spicy Guacamole posted:

No injections cause autism.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:32

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

Texas cures tards

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:33

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Fabulous. How do parents of indigo children feel about it?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:34

Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

ActusRhesus posted:

Fabulous. How do parents of indigo children feel about it?

Blessed, I'm sure.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:42

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Also, Don what happened to your Ferguson thread?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:48

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

gfanikf posted:

The New York Legislature is a special kind of loving stupid.

Laboratories of Democracy

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:49

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

GMO panic is nearly as stupid as the anti-vaccine movement, so it's nice having them both in a convenient, stupid package.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 03:53

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

But... frankencrop.

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Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

ActusRhesus posted:

Also, Don what happened to your Ferguson thread?

some white guy's been pretending to be black and that effectronica guy seems to have some kind of severe mental disorder what's new

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:00

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

some white guy's been pretending to be black and that effectronica guy seems to have some kind of severe mental disorder what's new

No...the thread Don posted a while back...you know...the one where people were actually having substantive discussions about poo poo. It was...nice.

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Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

ActusRhesus posted:

No...the thread Don posted a while back...you know...the one where people were actually having substantive discussions about poo poo. It was...nice.

People stopped replying so I closed it.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:11

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Oh. Also, stop letting me telepathically summon you into threads you regularly post in.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:20

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

ActusRhesus posted:

Oh. Also, stop letting me telepathically summon you into threads you regularly post in.

actually why the gently caress are you still posting in there

it's the same poo poo over and over again why are you participating

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:23

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

actually why the gently caress are you still posting in there

it's the same poo poo over and over again why are you participating

Deployed husband. Sleeping kid. Phenomenal self loathing.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:30

Woof Blitzer: Dec 29, 2012; [-]

All lawyers hate themselves, duh.

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ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Equine Don posted:

All lawyers hate themselves, duh.

It's true.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:32

new friend from school: May 19, 2008; by Azathoth

Shooting Blanks posted:

Chicago PD is terrifying.

I know this was 10 pages ago, but my town literally uses Stingrays on U.S. persons.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/12/06/activists-say-chicago-police-used-stingray-eavesdropping-technology-during-protests/

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:46

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

So, uh, Richard Nixon sabotaged the 1968 peace talks between North and South Vietnam so that he could beat Humphrey in the election. This led to the deaths of 20,000 American servicemen between then and when the war ended.

I've always known that Nixon was evil trash, but even for him that's shockingly vile.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:48

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

That is some wag the dog poo poo right there

# ? Mar 13, 2015 04:53

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

ActusRhesus posted:

Deployed husband.

How's Jody doing?

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iyaayas01: Feb 19, 2010; Perry'd

safetyStanddown posted:

I know this was 10 pages ago, but my town literally uses Stingrays on U.S. persons.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2014/12/06/activists-say-chicago-police-used-stingray-eavesdropping-technology-during-protests/

lol Chicago PD

Zeroisanumber posted:

So, uh, Richard Nixon sabotaged the 1968 peace talks between North and South Vietnam so that he could beat Humphrey in the election. This led to the deaths of 20,000 American servicemen between then and when the war ended.

I've always known that Nixon was evil trash, but even for him that's shockingly vile.

Yeah, that and the defense of and aid to Pakistan when they were literally committing genocide are probably the two worst things Nixon did.

Which is saying something because the list of "bad things" Nixon did is pretty long.

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ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Master Bateman posted:

How's Jody doing?

Heh...affairs. that would require me to find another person I'm willing to let touch me. I barely found one and mostly because I wanted a kid.

And someone to cook and kill bugs and poo poo.

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tyler: Jun 2, 2014

People have kids on purpose?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 05:17

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Crazy right?

They're actually pretty cool once they hit the age you can start training them to do poo poo.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 05:19

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

i think im in love

# ? Mar 13, 2015 05:28

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Right now baby rhesus is 2. She cleans toilets, sweeps floors (badly) and does a sweet pirate impression.

Toddlers saying "yaaaaarrrrrrrrr" are adorable.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 05:41

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

ActusRhesus posted:

Right now baby rhesus is 2. She cleans toilets, sweeps floors (badly) and does a sweet pirate impression.

Toddlers saying "yaaaaarrrrrrrrr" are adorable.

this is some kind of hosed up cinderella story youve begun isnt it

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:06

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

this is some kind of hosed up cinderella story youve begun isnt it

More like child labor. She makes some badass shoes too.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:10

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Pro tip: make them think it's a game

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:10

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Roosevelt was the last president I thought was any good. It's a tossup whether Teddy or FDR was the good one, though.

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Sergg: Sep 19, 2005; I was rejected by the:

So the Shiite militias in Iraq that we've been arming have retaken large parts of Tikrit from ISIS, and they're beheading people, shooting kids, and posting the photos on Instagram.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/dirty-brigades-us-trained-iraqi-forces-investigated-war/story?id=29193253

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:33

ActusRhesus: Sep 18, 2007; "Perhaps the fact the defendant had to be dragged out of the courtroom while declaring 'Death to you all, a Jihad on the court' may have had something to do with the revocation of his bond. That or calling the judge a bald-headed cock-sucker. Either way."

Emergency response brigade's come a long way from getting their asses kicked by JAM

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:41

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Sergg posted:

So the Shiite militias in Iraq that we've been arming have retaken large parts of Tikrit from ISIS, and they're beheading people, shooting kids, and posting the photos on Instagram.

http://abcnews.go.com/International/dirty-brigades-us-trained-iraqi-forces-investigated-war/story?id=29193253

is anyone actually surprised? savage gonna savage

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:41