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dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Kat Delacour posted:

Oh my god ... Are goons turning into a lobby group?

Just how much do you need to bribe a politician before they will kill they are self?

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Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Kat Delacour posted:

Oh my god ... Are goons turning into a lobby group?

gently caress yeah, I'd be glad to lobby for my interests, wait, thats what im supposed to do in a democracy. Genius!

Since I and a bunch of others work, its doubtless going to be a saturday morning.
Probs not tomorrow.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

MC Eating Disorder posted:

I'm sorry for taking the piss that's where I grew up and I like to rag on it but its legit come a long way in the last 15 years in terms of having nice restaurants and stuff and grange has always had nice places for breakfast anyway

~staffordboyz~

They actually look like they redid the skate pipe we used to take stolen shopping trolleys on last time I drove through so thats cool :3:

yeah, the half-pipe down near kedron brook got resurfaced early January.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
What should we ask him? I can't think of doing anything except for throwing eggs at him for letting the Abbott Point go ahead.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

dordreff posted:

Just how much do you need to bribe a politician before they will kill they are self?

probably more than the price of a smashed avo on sourdough with a side of potato hash in Grange.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
gently caress the Grange it's like Little Melbourne over there. I say we let it flood.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

https://twitter.com/abcnewsTas/status/576272360573022208

:stare:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

And you thought his speeches were bad before.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I also eat raw onion. Tastes better, deal with it. Shits awesome in salad.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

Anidav posted:

I also eat raw onion. Tastes better, deal with it. Shits awesome in salad.

W-w.. with the skin on??

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
the mask slipped for just an instant. in the aftermath, when the cameras were gone, several assistants met a grisly fate

Seagull
Oct 9, 2012

give me a chip

cpaf posted:

W-w.. with the skin on??

is it that surprising to learn anidav doesn't understand the basics of anything

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Seagull posted:

is it that surprising to learn anidav doesn't understand the basics of anything

Well considering he doesn't get sarcasm or humour and will take anything you say literally (and I do mean literally), not really.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Lid posted:

First people were afraid the future was Brave New World

Then they were afraid it was 1984

It turns out it was Transmetropolitan

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Give him cataphracts intended logie speech and ask him to read out excerts in parliament

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
gently caress I'm in love with that footage of Abbott eating the onion

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

cpaf posted:

W-w.. with the skin on??

No.

Boonys Cut Shot
Nov 5, 2004

Elite athlete
“Don’t you get it Springfield? It’s over! you lose! Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk is making me hungry!"

https://vine.co/v/O9deFBO6HZW

auzdark
Aug 29, 2005

Mercy is the cry of the soul that stirred,
Mercy is the cry and it's never heard.
Probably tastes yummy after eating coal all day.

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

Wait, are we talking about Tone or Anidav?

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

ewe2 posted:

Why not, you're a bunch of smart, engaged and energetic citizens. You've no idea how unusual you are (or maybe you do and that's the problem). Don't let it stop you, and don't get hung up on the jargon, do it your way.

Energetic? Smart?

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

Shmoses posted:

“Don’t you get it Springfield? It’s over! you lose! Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk is making me hungry!"

https://vine.co/v/O9deFBO6HZW

Holy poo poo stealing this forever.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
Didn't Dubya do the same thing with a raw ear of corn?

Whatever, he ate a loving onion. What. What.

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

Anidav posted:

What should we ask him? I can't think of doing anything except for throwing eggs at him for letting the Abbott Point go ahead.

I told you what to do in the good thread: Voight Kampf them.

Sulla Faex
May 14, 2010

No man ever did me so much good, or enemy so much harm, but I repaid him with ENDLESS SHITPOSTING
when i saw the headlines of abbott eating a raw, unpeeled onion i was honestly expecting the full-on lizard bite. you know, the quick lunge, latch teeth on, think for a few seconds, eyes blink sideways exposing inner eyelid, slowly crunch down and chew it leisurely

i was a little disappointed to see he kept his human skin on for the vid, i thought we'd finally caught him

e: I found the real video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb11rZgfihc

ex2: or maybe this is it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLk4rsCNFFU

Sulla Faex fucked around with this message at 10:20 on Mar 13, 2015

freebooter
Jul 7, 2009

Birb Katter
Sep 18, 2010

BOATS STOPPED
CARBON TAX AXED
TURNBULL AS PM
LIBERALS WILL BE RE-ELECTED IN A LANDSLIDE

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Didn't Dubya do the same thing with a raw ear of corn?

Whatever, he ate a loving onion. What. What.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
At least he didn't eat the loving husk, I guess.

EvilElmo
May 10, 2009
Posting it again.
https://vine.co/v/O9deFBO6HZW

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
literally me whenever i post about my breasts, except i clamp the laptop in my bristling labia so i can type with both hands

Graic Gabtar
Dec 19, 2014

squat my posts

TISM, that you?

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop
Hey city folk! Ripe fresh corn is delicious straight off the stook and raw. It isn't GWB who's making a fool of themself here.

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
I don't think I've ever seen someone eat an onion like that before.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
abbott is not like you and me. he's not like mithranderp, he's not like beet, he's entirely unlike fruity, he's not even all that much like anidav. i have two pet skinks and he's a bit like them, but not nearly as cute or appealing. he is himself, and all we can hope is that his species has a shorter lifespan than ours and soon he will return to a primordial mush, preferably in the middle of a speech

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Shmoses posted:

“Don’t you get it Springfield? It’s over! you lose! Now if you’ll excuse me, all this talk is making me hungry!"

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I'm not a lizard, I'm not even cold blooded!

CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Anidav posted:

I'm not a lizard, I'm not even cold blooded!

But you have no sense of humour, which makes you suspect.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Anidav posted:

I'm not a lizard, I'm not even cold blooded!

Figured you'd never even work to maintain your own body temperature.

CATTASTIC fucked around with this message at 11:15 on Mar 13, 2015

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Nulity
Sep 26, 2010
Calling abbott a lizard does disservice to the poor creatures. Abbott is more like a parasite that eats people's brains by having them listen to inane logic defying speeches.

In other news i ate at nandos for the first time today

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