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Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Space-Pope posted:

drat dude. that sucks

[img]http://i.imgur.com/xyR4rUW.gif[[/img]

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maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

kierrie posted:

wtf didn't terry pratchet die years ago?

you thinking of douglas adams?

pram
Jun 10, 2001

maxe posted:

you thinking of douglas adams?

yes, thanks

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I tried to get into douglas adams books and he always seemed like a prick

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
the radio dramas are better imo

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
well, the first 3. 4th and 5th kinda go up their own arse

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
douglas adams seemed like that guy who thinks he's really funny and would say something and lean back in his chair and laugh to himself

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
I bet terry pratchett would have let you sleep off a drunk on his couch then he would bring you tea in the morning

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

SmokaDustbowl posted:

douglas adams seemed like that guy who thinks he's really funny and would say something and lean back in his chair and laugh to himself

so, british?

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I bet terry pratchett would have let you sleep off a drunk on his couch then he would bring you tea in the morning

so, briitsh?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Sniep posted:

so, british?

chill british, not jeremy clarkson style prick british

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SmokaDustbowl posted:

chill british, not jeremy clarkson style prick british

Those are the same thing, all English people are bipolar as gently caress

JumpinJackFlash
Nov 15, 2001

SmokaDustbowl posted:

chill british, not jeremy clarkson style prick british

lol he might get fired now.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

JumpinJackFlash posted:

lol he might get fired now.

loving took long enough

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
how have people even put up with jeremy clarkson this long? how do people go out in public with him? it'd be more embarrassing than going out in public wearing a pair of pants you've just pissed in.

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SmokaDustbowl posted:

how have people even put up with jeremy clarkson this long? how do people go out in public with him? it'd be more embarrassing than going out in public wearing a pair of pants you've just pissed in.

He has, and makes, a lot of money.

That's all you need to know about anyone.

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

how have people even put up with jeremy clarkson this long?
based on the comments on dailymail i suspect it's because he's popular with the right (not pc! doesn't mince words!)

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

He has, and makes, a lot of money.

That's all you need to know about anyone.

he'll buy you dinner but you have to listen to him talk about the japs and look at his hair the whole time

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

I bet terry pratchett would have let you sleep off a drunk on his couch then he would bring you tea in the morning

nah that's robert rankin, who'd probably also give you a joint to help you over the hangover

it's probably a tradition, or an old charter, or something

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

SmokaDustbowl posted:

he'll buy you dinner but you have to listen to him talk about the japs and look at his hair the whole time

Eh, I play dota I've heard worse and I am very poor right now so a free fancy diner would be nice.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme



nice attention to detail, good tribute

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

douglas adams seemed like that guy who thinks he's really funny and would say something and lean back in his chair and laugh to himself

it is probably best to read douglas adams when you are 13 butt eh

i reread it when i was 22, got that big ultimate hitchhikers book and it has its moments

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
i haven't been paying attention, what poo poo did clarkson spout this time

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

Eh, I play dota I've heard worse and I am very poor right now so a free fancy diner would be nice.

just wait till jeremy clarkson brings you back to the hotel room in burma and whips out his gnarled british pecker

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

atomicthumbs posted:

i haven't been paying attention, what poo poo did clarkson spout this time

he beat up a producer because he didn't get steak after the shoot

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

syscall girl posted:

he beat up a producer because he didn't get steak after the shoot

beat up is a bit too strong I think, he threw a loving poo poo fit temper tantrum because he couldn't get a steak after the gruelling job of driving luxury cars all day

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

beat up is a bit too strong I think, he threw a loving poo poo fit temper tantrum because he couldn't get a steak after the gruelling job of driving luxury cars all day

yeah i'm just being hyperbolic because i'm convinced that neocons really have a winning strategy and it's best to libel someone thoroughly and often if you disagree with them in any way

my credibility may take a hit but ima keep shoveling poo poo

Malloc Voidstar
May 7, 2007

Fuck the cowboys. Unf. Fuck em hard.
he apparently had a screaming rant for half an hour due to the no-hot-food thing and told the staff they would lose their jobs

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What a loving baby

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
features netscape navigator burn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7R9z4XwWFk

Graff
May 10, 2012

i had a meeting that happened to be in the top gear meeting room once a couple of years back and it was small and depressing, like a gnarled British pecker. It's the sort of place where people who are dead inside decide what whacky and humiliating things they should do for money next.

much like your mom.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
http://www.thelocal.de/20150312/doctor-proves-measles-virus

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

hmmmmm this wild 1/2 ton animal looks like he's friendly I think I shall use my cyclist logic and touch it

Stringent
Dec 22, 2004


image text goes here
i didn't know shaggar had a horse

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

Stringent posted:

i didn't know shaggar had a horse

if it weren't for his horse he wouldn't have spent that year in college

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Mar 13, 2015

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

watching my tv
man comes on to tell me
how thin my laptop could be
but he can't be a man cuz he don't drink
the same craft beer as me

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Chris Knight posted:

watching my tv
man comes on to tell me
how thin my laptop could be
but he can't be a man cuz he don't drink
the same craft beer as me

lmao

heard this in my head as the devo cover though ymmv

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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

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