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Chichevache posted:I do not understand this reference. buffy is a vampire slayer she used a wooden spike to kill the vampires
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Walter Football's mocks have Connor Cook, Cardale Jones, and Christian Hackenberg going in the first next year. So, you know, there's probably gonna be a pretty bad drought in terms of QBs for a while.
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Metapod posted:buffy is a vampire slayer she used a wooden spike to kill the vampires But he capitolized Spike.
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Chichevache posted:In 2017, the Browns will go 1-15 to secure the #1 pick in a draft that is even more implausibly loaded with quarterback talent than the 2012 draft. Their first pick will be the perfect prospect. The mythical 6'4", 235 pound hybrid of Michael Vick and Peyton Manning. He runs a 4.3, trucks linebackers, and shrugs off linemen in the pocket. His IQ is off the charts. Jon Gruden finally loses control -like we all thought he would- and tries to give the guy a big ol' sloppy Gruden Grinder right there in his QB camp (I call this kid the lollipop!) . Despite being the greatest prospect as a player, he's also an Ohio native and Golden Boy. He's got that Russell Wilson corporate charm that old white guys praise, but just a dash of that Joe "Dangerous" Flacco flair. The hometown hero is ecstatic to be bringing his talents to Cleveland, he wants his elderly grandparents (WW2 vets with purple hearts) to witness a Browns Super Bowl victory. Close but, the Browns losing the pick would be too easy. The Browns make the pick, and get our man! Browns fans everywhere erupt, and weep with joy. The first day of spring training half the city is there to watch. The QB swagggers up to the line, and in a deep bass voice smoother than Berry White, he calls out the signals. After a short count the snap is away. Quick as a whip the QB glides back in a perfect five step drop. He makes his reads in record time sees his target cocks back his mighty arm. Then falls over dead without being touched, and without throwing a pass. The Browns sign UDFA Koy Detmer Jr as his replacement the next day.
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Chichevache posted:But he capitolized Spike. Spike was the vampire that fell in love with her So watch out Chiche
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Blitz7x posted:Spike was the vampire that fell in love with her Please watch the spoilers some of us are only up to about Season 4 1999-2000
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Mar 12, 2015 14:25
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I want you to stake me, Spike (Chiche).
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MonsterWalk posted:I want you to stake me, Spike (Chiche).  HarlanHell posted:Close but, the Browns losing the pick would be too easy. The Browns make the pick, and get our man! Browns fans everywhere erupt, and weep with joy. The first day of spring training half the city is there to watch. The QB swagggers up to the line, and in a deep bass voice smoother than Berry White, he calls out the signals. After a short count the snap is away. Quick as a whip the QB glides back in a perfect five step drop. He makes his reads in record time sees his target cocks back his mighty arm. Then falls over dead without being touched, and without throwing a pass. The Browns sign UDFA Koy Detmer Jr as his replacement the next day. This is less "Cleveland is a cosmic joke" and more "Cleveland is football Job and god just caught his wife in bed with Johnny Manziel".
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Mar 12, 2015 18:22
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Welcome back, Thad Lewis.
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 http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2015/03/lets_talk_about_six_cleveland.html Browns dead last in passing TDs since 2008. Well, let's just look at the starters since then. Derek Anderson, Brady Quinn, Ken Dorsey, Bruce Gradkowski, Colt McCoy, Seneca Wallace, Jake Delhomme, Brandon Weeden, Thad Lewis, Jason Campbell, Brian Hoyer, Johnny Manziel, Connor Shaw 
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The Browns have had twice as many starting QBs as seasons since 2008
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How in the world did Ken Dorsey last until 2008? They saw all of his college teammates dominating the league and couldn't figure out he was just along for the ride before then?
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Grittybeard posted:How in the world did Ken Dorsey last until 2008? They saw all of his college teammates dominating the league and couldn't figure out he was just along for the ride before then? The degree to which he was totally worthless at the NFL level was impressive, to be fair. He made Bad Derek Anderson look like Dan Marino. 2008: 47.3% completion rate, 92.5 yards per game, 0 touchdowns, 7 interceptions, 4.1 yards per attempt, 0.13 adjusted net yards per attempt. Zero point one three. For some perspective, Brady Quinn's worst season he hit 3.2.
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Grittybeard posted:How in the world did Ken Dorsey last until 2008? They saw all of his college teammates dominating the league and couldn't figure out he was just along for the ride before then? In a room with Derek Anderson and Brady Quinn he was considered the smart one who helped them with film.
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Mar 12, 2015 21:41
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Derek Anderson owns and I won't hear any argument to the contrary. The funniest thing about the Browns is they fired their best success at having a decent QB (Chudzinski) twice.
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Well on the bright side, the Browns correctly predicted that Trent Richardson would fail spectacularly in the NFL and traded him away when he still had value. So they did something right in recent history.
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Beautiful Ninja posted:Well on the bright side, the Browns correctly predicted that Trent Richardson would fail spectacularly in the NFL and traded him away when he still had value. So they did something right in recent history. I wonder if that's a case of the Browns being smart or Irsay going on a four day coke binge.
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BlindSite posted:I wonder if that's a case of the Browns being smart or Irsay going on a four day coke binge. The case of the brokenest clock
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Beautiful Ninja posted:Well on the bright side, the Browns correctly predicted that Trent Richardson would fail spectacularly in the NFL and traded him away when he still had value. So they did something right in recent history. I don't think that's what they were thinking. What they were thinking was 
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It's to the point where it actually HURTS to read headlines about the Browns. It's one thing to not land Free Agents, it's quite another to just consistently lose top talent because they pretty much go "gently caress this noise". Pretty loving embarrassing.
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Cameron didn't actually sign and is negotiating with Miami. Browns gonna brown I guess.
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Beautiful Ninja posted:Well on the bright side, the Browns correctly predicted that Trent Richardson would fail spectacularly in the NFL and traded him away when he still had value. So they did something right in recent history. If they had predicted he'd be a failure, they wouldn't have drafted him. They found out he was useless and actually made a great deal. Scared me for a moment. Then they wasted their picks again. :browns:
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With what New Orleans is doing now is the time to sell the farm for Drew Brees. Come on, son. This is it. This is the time.
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Two firsts and a second for Brees cleveland don't think just do DONT THINK JUST DO
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Mar 13, 2015 01:53
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Apparently, Cameron said yes to the Browns and as soon as the 15/mil deal went out Miami jumped in and Cameron backed out on the Browns. So, a little shady but get yours I guess.
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Bigass Moth posted:Cameron didn't actually sign and is negotiating with Miami. Browns gonna brown I guess. Future civilizations and planets will study the Browns for years
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MonsterWalk posted:Apparently, Cameron said yes to the Browns and as soon as the 15/mil deal went out Miami jumped in and Cameron backed out on the Browns. Please sign Clay now so he doesn't become a Bill.
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Ehud posted:Please sign Clay now so he doesn't become a Bill. Jesus, we need someone.
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MonsterWalk posted:Jesus, we need someone. when in doubt sign nate washington
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MonsterWalk posted:Jesus, we need someone. Jesus? Tight End? Basketball? We have LeBron James. After Basketball season when he brings home the...whatever championship Basketball has...let's get him into the NFL. He can bring home the championship there too.
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MonsterWalk posted:Apparently, Cameron said yes to the Browns and as soon as the 15/mil deal went out Miami jumped in and Cameron backed out on the Browns. lol Browns <----- Hockles fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Mar 13, 2015 |
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say no to bats posted:This off season sucks. Oh wait quote:Jim Merklin @jimmerklin
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MonsterWalk posted:Oh wait I wish Perrish would just Perish
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Gatts posted:Jesus? Tight End? Basketball? We have LeBron James. After Basketball season when he brings home the...whatever championship Basketball has...let's get him into the NFL. He can bring home the championship there too. Go Cavs. Man...I'm sorry LeBron about all that mean poo poo I said about you. The fact that you even bothered coming back here was beyond endearing.  .
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Haha, I liked this post someone made on a Browns forum They've raised season ticket prices by 30ish? percent because they lost less than 10 games (only 9!!!!) for the second time in 12 years so time to raise those prices.
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say no to bats posted:Haha, I liked this post someone made on a Browns forum This is the perfect example of what I meant when I said I cheer for Browns fans, not for the Cleveland Browns.
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So far the browns have signed two qbs and a wr and still don't have answers at either position.
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Raised Ticket prices? To see what? I can go find a dumpster fire elsewhere. Haslam tries to sell his bullshit but like his Flying J scheme it's just to keep the team bad and take in money from those who pay to see them.
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Bigass Moth posted:So far the browns have signed two qbs and a wr and still don't have answers at either position. :browns:
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