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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker



9 Chickweed Lane


Speaking of Brooke being lazy, it looks like this week's strips are all repeats.

Pibgorn


Meanwhile, Pibgorn appears to have been attacked by a full can of Scrubbing Bubbles.

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Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Poptropica

Ok, that's it, I'm out. If someone else wants to pick up this strip, feel free.

Aww, man, I like Poptropica. :(

Simian_Prime
Nov 6, 2011

When they passed out body parts in the comics today, I got Cathy's nose and Dick Tracy's private parts.

Aardmania posted:

Judge Parker



Sometimes reading Judge Parker is like watching a soft-core porn movie that never gets to the good parts.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

Simian_Prime posted:

Aww, man, I like Poptropica. :(

By all means, pick it up and start postin'! I just can't stand the wizard of OZ.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn


Meanwhile, Pibgorn appears to have been attacked by a full can of Scrubbing Bubbles.


We work hard so the cartoonist doesn't have toooooooooo!

Pogo (March 14, 1957)



Peanuts: Year Two (May 11, 1952)



Super-Fun-Pak Comix (not a substitute for a more recent pop culture reference)



And as far as Poptropica goes, go for it, Simian_Prime. (Minor spoiler (but not really) follows.) If the official site's anything to go by, there's only three weeks left in the buffer anyway.

EasyEW fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Mar 13, 2015

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

My Lovely Horse posted:

For people who draw and write for a living the Evans really have it in for the art world.

Oh, not really much of a mystery. That poo poo smacks heavily of "people talk poo poo bout my art and then worship this garbage? Sheesh!"

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Dustin

Steve Kelley truly has a hard life.

Bleeker

I can't tell the difference.

On the Fastrack

Yeah that's usually how it goes. Not always though. If you're consistently awful enough and keep putting out new material people will mock you non-stop on a daily basis *cough*

Safe Havens

Uh, wow. How is this anyone's decision but Samantha's (and at frickin' 27)? Mom needs to GTFO pronto and Dave needs to stop being useless and stand up for his wife.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

I think Brooke uses a naked Barbie doll as a model for his female characters.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Loooool

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Lost Side of Suburbia



Dick Tracy



Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Hahahah gently caress you inspector danger

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


loving Incredible.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Inspector Danger knows bondage fetish gear when he sees it. No dice, criminal scum.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
Gil

That is pretty gross dude. Also you'd think Gil would be on reduced lunches or whatever the school calls them.

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005
Peanut butter is good on a tortilla or wrap esp. if it's an "everything" wrap.

Twelve by Pies
May 4, 2012

Again a very likpatous story

Pastry of the Year posted:

Did you see the texture on flying guy's donut? It will give you an aneurysm.

Did...did he GIS a picture of a donut and then paste it into the comic?

That's actually more work than just drawing a loving donut. :psyduck:

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Midnight Moth posted:

Gil

That is pretty gross dude. Also you'd think Gil would be on reduced lunches or whatever the school calls them.
It's not what I'd call a flavor sensation but tortilla and peanut butter is pretty good really.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Rex Morgan MD

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


NO! Never tell him you're insured!

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

So, the bottom line is that once she got hooked up with Sean, and got laid regularly, her bitchiness went away and she's now happy to deal with her grand kid. Stick a fork in it, it's done. Good job Mary.

Also, how the hell is she holding onto that cellphone. That's, like, Locher-style for sure.

Jane's World



Non Sequitur



:rolleyes:

Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban



Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but it was funny anyway. Here, have this toilet!

9 Chickweed Lane 3/13/2004



Zits



Well, there are always going to be questions like, "Where's the cream cheese?" that Google or Siri really won't be able to help you with. At least, not accurately.

Kevin & Kell



Despite all his strong and virtuous qualities, he's still a bumbling idiot when it comes to cleanly snapping the spine of prey. And, what the hell kind of animal is that anyway?

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac continues the joke from yesterday


The Creeps


Heathcliff

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.


Ok, I've got to ask, is dog catchers something you actually see somewhat regularly in the US? or is it one of those thing that hasn't happened for decades (or ever) but have become a part of comics and thus keep being used?

Shugojin
Sep 6, 2007

THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...


Hel posted:

Ok, I've got to ask, is dog catchers something you actually see somewhat regularly in the US? or is it one of those thing that hasn't happened for decades (or ever) but have become a part of comics and thus keep being used?

I think they just got rolled up into animal control. People are smarter about keeping their dogs contained these days and generally they don't go wandering, but it does happen sometimes.

Mostly though they get called in for poo poo like puppy mills or other bad situations where the dogs are terrified of humans.

e: Actually I have a pending application for a dog that had escaped and spent a week on her own and had to be trapped. Then the owners decided "she wasn't the same as before" and gave her to the shelter. So there's that situation for them too.

Shugojin fucked around with this message at 14:22 on Mar 13, 2015

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set just likes being part of the crowd.


Working Daze is about butts.


:butt:

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



Despite all his strong and virtuous qualities, he's still a bumbling idiot when it comes to cleanly snapping the spine of prey. And, what the hell kind of animal is that anyway?

That is some amazing bizarro logic there in Kevin and Kell.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

Kevin & Kell



Despite all his strong and virtuous qualities, he's still a bumbling idiot when it comes to cleanly snapping the spine of prey. And, what the hell kind of animal is that anyway?
Probably a white cat with black spots.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Green Intern posted:

That is some amazing bizarro logic there in Kevin and Kell.

I'm surprised Holbrook isn't making anyone whateveritwouldbecalledist and saying 'he's only HALF-carnivore, of course he won't get a hunting scholarship!'

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




The further adventures of Catch-Up Dog Comix.

Pooch Café


I hope the answer to that question is yes. I want Poncho to get outmanipulated one of these days.

Ballard Street


I wasn't going to do a Ballard megapost since there's no plot to keep track of, but there's just too many good ones to skip.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Peanuts introduces the new regime on the ball team. (March 15, 1968)



Mopey Pete's Silver Age Fantasy



Not ironic at all coming from this strip. No sir. No way.

Popeye



Sweethaven cops ask questions with their guns drawn, finger on trigger.

Rip Haywire



Out Our Way (October 20-21, 1926)





The lighter side of releasing clouds of poison in a non-ventilated room!

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
One of the most influential and important Silver Age comics of all time begins with a teenager's uncle being killed due to that teenager's own hubris.

I'm just saying, Batiuk.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Mother Goose & Grimm


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Hel posted:

Ok, I've got to ask, is dog catchers something you actually see somewhat regularly in the US? or is it one of those thing that hasn't happened for decades (or ever) but have become a part of comics and thus keep being used?
How else are we supposed to keep the hordes of wild dogs at bay without men in a van running around with butterfly nets catching them? I mean, yeah, we're all armed so that helps, but ammo gets expensive.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


EasyEW posted:

Popeye



Sweethaven cops ask questions with their guns drawn, finger on trigger.

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


Do it.



DO IT YOU WEENIES.


Sally Forth





The Amazing Spider-Man




Not quite as pure or enjoyable as the Mary Worth victory lap.


Juliet Jones


Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

It looks like MJ has Gambit's powers in that last panel.

Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.
So I take it Brad and Toni are just going to spend all week going to wedding planners they personally picked out, insulting them, and then leaving without ever telling the planners what they actually do want.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Midnight Moth posted:

So I take it Brad and Toni are just going to spend all week going to wedding planners they personally picked out, insulting them, and then leaving without ever telling the planners what they actually do want.

... and they're going to end up having an utterly conventional tuxedo-and-bridal-gown wedding anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Ema Nymton
Apr 26, 2008

the place where I come from
is a small town
Buglord

Midnight Moth posted:

There are art galleries that host weddings and serve alcohol? Doesn't that just scream disaster and liability?

Small art galleries need the $$$, it seems. Google shows that it's pretty common.

And whenever movies need to make it clear that certain characters are horrible snobs they have a scene in an art gallery drinking wine and champagne, for whatever reason. Apparently that happens in real life too. v:geno:v


Selachian posted:

... and they're going to end up having an utterly conventional tuxedo-and-bridal-gown wedding anyway. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I think they're likely to end up having a Fire Hall reception. Because they're firepeople.

Cirrial
Oct 24, 2012

Shouldn't that be naturist, or is there a long and lengthy discussion about whether ethics can be defined in non-ethical terms involved in this ceremony?

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Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann


Do it.


They should totally have a Steven Universe-themed wedding.

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