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euroboy posted:Is he better than Harald Brattbakk, another ex Bodø/Glimt star, was? I mind this article in the national newspaper: "AS a striker, Celtic's Harald Brattbakk is more famous for his misses than his goals. Just last weekend, he failed to convert three gilt-edged chances against Motherwell - including a sitter from all of six yards. And the bad news for the pounds 2million Norwegian is that his computer-generated image can't do any better. Brattbakk pops up in the Celtic team in Playstation's Fifa 99 game - and keeps missing open goals. The amazing coincidence was discovered by Celtic-daft schoolboy Darren Anderson. The 11-year-old couldn't believe they had managed to make the computer game so realistic - especially in terms of Harald's misses. He said: "At first I thought that it was just a one-off and I told all my friends. "But then he kept doing it in the Playstation game - just like in real life he keeps missing chances that anyone could get. "They either go over the bar or hit off the post. Something always happens." Darren, who lives very close to his heroes' Parkhead ground, added: "I use my Playstation every day - and any other times when my mum isn't looking. "I love Celtic and I can't believe that Brattbakk is so lifelike." http://www.thefreelibrary.com/POOR+HARALD..+HE+CAN%27T+EVEN+SCORE+ON+THE+PLAYSTATION%3B+WHAT+A+MISS%3A...-a060427135 He still scored the goal that stopped 10-in-a-row, though. Legend.
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jre posted:He's been brilliant for us this season, and his fitness is unreal Not really that surprising to be honest.
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TheRat posted:Johansen's engine is completely insane. That dude can just run and run for days. Me, during an international game half a year ago.
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jre posted:Did you seriously just quote a daily record article ? "Poor Harald Can't Even Score in Playstation" was a front-page headline, everybody.
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The SFA underline Thomson's incompetence by overturning Van Dijk and Paton's red cards. Cifci's ban for kicking brown in the head overturned as it was "Not Proven" Sunday should be interesting. Stuart McColl made sevco manager until the end of the season https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryKBnRP4Xlg
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jre posted:The SFA underline Thomson's incompetence by overturning Van Dijk and Paton's red cards. Cifci's ban for kicking brown in the head overturned as it was "Not Proven" Looks like he's still suffering the effects of the sickening attach. Concussions are well known to strike days later when sitting outside a strippers at 2am  Good thing he's been prescribed some Paracetemol topped pizza  Get well soon, Professional Athlete Days Away From A Cup Final Scott Brown
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Mohammed wanking off Jar Jar Binks man has resigned also the police are carrying out inquires lol
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Russ posted:Looks like he's still suffering the effects of the sickening attach. Concussions are well known to strike days later when sitting outside a strippers at 2am He's clearly tired from being at the gym and is just having a wee rest on the pavement before he goes home. Blue Star Error posted:Mohammed wanking off Jar Jar Binks man has resigned also the police are carrying out inquires lol Look, stop posting negative rangers stories, here's a nice postive one http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/rangers-fans-sign-up-repair-5309616 quote:DESPERATE Rangers fans have signed up to repair their crumbling stadium - for free.  See thats nice there's nothing that could go wrong wi-http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/rangers-fan-who-offered-raise-5327907 quote:A RANGERS fan who offered to raise an army of free workers to spruce up Ibrox for free is at the centre of a racism storm. oh well.
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jre there is something wrong with you upstairs
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African AIDS cum posted:jre there is something wrong with you upstairs he is literally obsessed
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African AIDS cum posted:jre there is something wrong with you upstairs Your obsession with jre's obsession is very annoying
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African AIDS cum posted:jre there is something wrong with you upstairs I enjoy his semi-frequent updates about how rangers are falling apart tbh
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Is there anything else to even talk about Scottish football since Hamilton lost their manager
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blue footed boobie posted:I enjoy his semi-frequent updates about how rangers are falling apart tbh He cried wolf years ago and Rangers still exist. Seems to be a fountain of lies.
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African AIDS cum posted:He cried wolf years ago and Rangers still exist. Seems to be a fountain of lies. I quite like entertaining lies though.
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I like the rangers RSS feed its the only reason to read this thread
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I think he should have his own thread, between this and the Weekend Web thread he has more than enough material to keep it going.
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Scotlander posted:I love Lionel Ainsworth.  Some quality reporting there BBC 
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Hmmmm. Starting to think now that this season might actually not be Full Of Win but may in fact actually be Full Of Loss.
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No offence to Hamilton (or to Russ) but the optimism at the start of the season and saying things like, "We'll need to re-assess our expectations!" was a case of counting your chickens before they hatch. How you run the first mile of a marathon is largely irrelevant to your finishing position; both Aberdeen & Dundee United have always been aiming for third at least and with ICT and St Johnstone now thinking they've got a god-given right to be in the top six that doesn't leave much room for Hamilton. Only Motherwells complete implosion and Kilmarnocks continued stumbling mediocrity gives them any chance of breaking in. It would be a real shame if Hamilton - both the club and the fans - considered a top 6 finish a failure. Compared to the first dozen games maybe, but for a newly promoted team? Top six is a pretty decent achievement. Try being an Aberdeen fan. For all our talk of We're Going To Win The League we still spend an hour after every game with a pen and paper desperately trying to work out if we're guaranteed top six yet. we are
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tekz posted:I like the rangers RSS feed its the only reason to read this thread
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despite posting on the World's Largest Troll-Free Comedy Forum my serious opinion is that any midtable team that loses 3 of their best players (and two top goal scorers) and their manager in January will really just be treading water until they can regroup in the summer, and Accies are no exception. The way that a selling club like Hamilton are run, this kind of thing is eventually going to happen. You lose a few, bring a few youngsters in their place, give them time to adjust then reap the benefits a year or so down the line when they establish themself as a first choice player before selling them on and starting the cycle again. The club is sold to parents of talented 12 year olds (steady Adam Johnson) as a place that you can come in, get a football education and no one will stand in your way when a big team comes calling. As soon as we start denying the likes of Andreu a move to England or dropping Hendrie for signing a pre-contract with West Ham, that arguement falls apart and the promising 12 year old sees he won't necessarily get a chance at Hamilton, goes on to be another Old Firm benchwarmer until getting released and properly starting their career aged 22. Canning might leave in the summer, he might not. We might bring in Steven Pressley's brown shoes, we might bring in Jimmy Calderwood's brown skin. We might add to the squad and push on for a top half finish in 2015/2016 or we could finish 15 points behind 11th place. But Hamilton will continue to invest in youth with the intention of selling these guys on whether we are pushing for Europe or fighting to stay out of the relegation zone in the 2nd tier. And no matter how bad our forms gets, at least we are not as bad as Rangers.
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BisonDollah posted:Hearts could clinch the Championship today if Rangers pull off an upset at Hibernian. The sort of sentence that defines why Scottish Football is feckin braw.
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BisonDollah posted:Hearts could clinch the Championship today if Rangers pull off an upset at Hibernian. a moron who backed hibs in a big game posted:I've got £500 on Hibs at 11/10 the morra, and another £120 on -1 at 11/4. Here's hoping! 
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http://www.talkingbaws.com/2015/03/22/hearts-players-sing-fk-you-rangers-weve-won-the-league-whilst-celebrating-in-a-pub-with-fans/
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"Celtic midfielder Liam Henderson poised for shock loan move to Norwegian side Rosenborg" says Daily Record. RBK confirms it.
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azathosk posted:"Celtic midfielder Liam Henderson poised for shock loan move to Norwegian side Rosenborg" says Daily Record. RBK confirms it. Bit of a weird move given he was on the verge of breaking into the first team .
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Smart move, is probably doubling his wages, playing in a more competitive league in a team that has an actual chance to progress past the qualifiers in Europe.
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It's like 4 months neither team will have even started their qualifiers by the time it's up. Bizarre loan really.
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Hearts have done some sort of weird charity shirt sponsorship deal http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32143790 quote:Hearts will have their shirts sponsored by national charity Save the Children for the next three years.
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"Save the Chidren...for me!" - former hearts boss graham rix
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