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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
Go set a watchpoint

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Graff
May 10, 2012


i met this middle aged woman in a bar once and for some reason we got to talking about singer-songwrite Gene Pitney, who'd recently died. i asked her if she'd heard about his coffin, which took an artisan three days to carve from the solid heart of an oak tree. she said "wow really" and i said yeah, but it was kinda stupid, because it would have only taken twenty four hours from balsa.

she stormed off, rightly disgusted with me. i never told a dad joke again.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

Graff posted:

i met this middle aged woman in a bar once and for some reason we got to talking about singer-songwrite Gene Pitney, who'd recently died. i asked her if she'd heard about his coffin, which took an artisan three days to carve from the solid heart of an oak tree. she said "wow really" and i said yeah, but it was kinda stupid, because it would have only taken twenty four hours from balsa.

she stormed off, rightly disgusted with me. i never told a dad joke again.

that's a little long for a handle

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Santas Ainol Elf posted:

that's a little long for a handle

that's what she said

Prof. Faggot
May 4, 2006

Working intently on advanced Faggo-dynamics

Virion posted:

that's what she said

This is an actual, honest to goodness, double entendre a propos, congrats.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

Prof. human being posted:

This is an actual, honest to goodness, double entendre a propos, congrats.

i understand you told a joke. here is a post about me congratulating you because i understood a joke.

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
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Prof. Faggot
May 4, 2006

Working intently on advanced Faggo-dynamics
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May 21, 2007

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Asshole Masonanie
Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
F00F Fighters

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Power Ambient posted:

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

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3 dwords down

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Stabbing Westwood

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Leonard Skeonard

duckfarts
Jul 2, 2010

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Soiled Meat
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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


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Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
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THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

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Nov 2, 2013

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
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Oct 27, 2009

by vyelkin
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Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Daniel

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May 21, 2007

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

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Jan 13, 2008

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Jan 13, 2008

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Nov 8, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Jeff

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Jun 23, 2012

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Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
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Mar 30, 2012


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May 21, 2007

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Peanut and the Gang
Aug 24, 2009

by exmarx
What if, when declaring a double in C, you had to type "doobie" instead of "double".

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

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Peanut and the Gang posted:

What if, when declaring a double in C, you had to type "doobie" instead of "double".

with macros the world is yr oyster

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Jan 13, 2008

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DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
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