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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Got a Juicy Lucy for lunch today. Was some pretty good burg.

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Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Bip Roberts posted:

Got a Juicy Lucy for lunch today. Was some pretty good burg.

My wife has been begging me to make one at home. Next week. I already have burg plans tonight!

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
Explain this? Or was this the au jus thing from the other day

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Fetus Tree posted:

I do have an unopened jar of baconaise that somebody got me as (i assume) a joke gift.

Waitin for grill season to try it out

dont
It tastes like slimjimonaise
"Baconaise" should not be vegan

Tried it, threw it in the garbage

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

Paul Allen posted:

gotta make your own burgers motherfuckers



The Bourbon Bacon Jam Burger™

Toasted bun, crisp lettuce, homemade Bourbon Bacon Jam, Havarti and Gouda cheese all on top of a flame-broiled, seasoned, short rib burger patty. No condiments needed.

fancy burg boner

:captainpop:

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Fetus Tree posted:

Explain this? Or was this the au jus thing from the other day

It's cheese inside the patty so you can burn your mouth worse than ever before with molten cheese.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
Burgers can be breakfast too, Loco Moco is delicious. Another variation is a Hamburger Steak and Eggs. Now I want a Loco Moco.

cams
Mar 28, 2003


ZeusCannon posted:

Burgers can be breakfast too, Loco Moco is delicious. Another variation is a Hamburger Steak and Eggs. Now I want a Loco Moco.
This makes me want to get a movement going to promote thick, more rounded "ball" burgers as dinner burgers and thinner, flat patties as "breakfast" burgers.

We, as a people, working together, can make this future our present.

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

Bip Roberts posted:

It's cheese inside the patty so you can burn your mouth worse than ever before with molten cheese.

Ah, not really my style tbh

Though who knows, ive never had it.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer

cams posted:

This makes me want to get a movement going to promote thick, more rounded "ball" burgers as dinner burgers and thinner, flat patties as "breakfast" burgers.

We, as a people, working together, can make this future our present.

You have my vote.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Fetus Tree posted:

Ah, not really my style tbh

Though who knows, ive never had it.

You do it with bleu cheese if you aren't a dummy. I've never in my life burnt myself eating one.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

steamed burgs are an excellent change of pace when done correctly

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I had a friend who insisted on bread crumbs and or egg as a binder in hamburgers. Yes/No?

To this day I can't figure out if the bread crumbs were just a cost saving thing or what. Still tasted ok.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

deadwing posted:

steamed burgs are an excellent change of pace when done correctly



*steamed hams.

naem
May 29, 2011

Im burgin

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

ZeusCannon posted:

I had a friend who insisted on bread crumbs and or egg as a binder in hamburgers. Yes/No?

To this day I can't figure out if the bread crumbs were just a cost saving thing or what. Still tasted ok.

No. That's meatloaf.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Oh yeah. Made a couple burgs for dinner. Again, forgive my terrible photography skills.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Norns posted:

Oh yeah. Made a couple burgs for dinner. Again, forgive my terrible photography skills.



drat, man. That's a fine lookin' burg

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

drat, man. That's a fine lookin' burg

Look at that thick loving bacon. Man it's too late to properly burg too.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Norns posted:

Oh yeah. Made a couple burgs for dinner. Again, forgive my terrible photography skills.



this looks like a very fine burg. im not sure about the bun though.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

RideTheSpiral posted:

this looks like a very fine burg. im not sure about the bun though.

It's a toasted sweet onion bun.

oxyrosis
Aug 4, 2006
Scars are tattoos with better stories.
Got my 6dollar guacamole bacon burger on, complete with extra crispy fries.

Pretty drat good burger.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Carls Jr kicks rear end.
I go for the waffle fries though.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
How come everybody itt ruins their burgers with loads of weird meat? Meatless burgs ftw.



serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
I usually order 3-4 meatless cheeseburgers from McD when making an order.. I find the meat in those burgers disgusting.

battle
Dec 20, 2013

One double whopper can never go wrong..

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

serious norman posted:

How come everybody itt ruins their burgers with loads of weird meat? Meatless burgs ftw.



be serious, serious norman

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Sizone posted:

be serious, serious norman

Hey man, don't hate a dude for enjoying his burger of choice.

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Hey man, don't hate a dude for enjoying his burger of choice.

a burg is buns and ground beef. anything in addition to that is burg of choice, but if you lack either of those elements then it is not a burg

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Sizone posted:

a burg is buns and ground beef. anything in addition to that is burg of choice, but if you lack either of those elements then it is not a burg

What about, like, a Fish Burger?

For example, the new Captain Ahab burger at the Butcher's Club.



I have yet to try this one (because at $130 HK/burger, the Butcher's Club is a sometimes place) but I'm definitely putting it on my list of burgs to eat

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
thats a fish sandiwch. dont be willfully dense

does look tasty as gently caress tho

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Sizone posted:

thats a fish sandiwch. dont be willfully dense

does look tasty as gently caress tho

The butcher's club only sells burgers, though. And fries. And really overpriced Beer and Soda.


Don't drink there, do eat there.

Razakai
Sep 15, 2007

People are afraid
To merge on the freeway
Disappear here
im going to stick up for uk burgers here.

meat liquor does some loving unbelievable burgers



jesus i need to go back there sometime

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Razakai posted:

im going to stick up for uk burgers here.

meat liquor does some loving unbelievable burgers



jesus i need to go back there sometime

burg thread goon meat

Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Razakai posted:

im going to stick up for uk burgers here.

meat liquor does some loving unbelievable burgers



jesus i need to go back there sometime

nice lookin', but long queuing for table service burg?

Razakai
Sep 15, 2007

People are afraid
To merge on the freeway
Disappear here

Jamsta posted:

nice lookin', but long queuing for table service burg?

queues are pretty poo poo yeah. usually i get in there before 6 and you only wait a few minutes, but anything after that and enjoy your 45 minute wait. pretty par for the course with most of the popular london burger joints like patty+bun etc though

but sometimes patience is required for a good burger

i recently moved out of london into st albans which actually has a pretty top tier burger place right near my house, without the problems of london queues

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
I know we were probably joking about meatless burgs but the other night i took a burg roll, lettuce, tomato, some cheese and mayo and pretended.

I know its sad but i had to work late and it wasnt bad. On the plus side i guess it was more healthy, or something.

E: then again i like those veggie only subs so i guess im biased

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Burged for lunch today. Only problem - my patties shrunk too much :(



bacon, cheddar, onion, smidgen of mayo

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Kind of did the opposite and made myself a "burger" that didn't have any vegs in it because I'm a dumb gently caress who thinks he can remember what he needs to buy but always forgets something. Still tasted great with some fries.

Next burger I try will definitely have some comté in it if I can get it to melt properly. I could try steaming it like that jolly fat guy in the video a few posts above, but I don't know if it will work...

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Jamsta
Dec 16, 2006

Oh you want some too? Fuck you!

Razakai posted:

queues are pretty poo poo yeah. usually i get in there before 6 and you only wait a few minutes, but anything after that and enjoy your 45 minute wait. pretty par for the course with most of the popular london burger joints like patty+bun etc though

but sometimes patience is required for a good burger

i recently moved out of london into st albans which actually has a pretty top tier burger place right near my house, without the problems of london queues



Is that Relish? I live in Hertford, is it worth the trip?

All we have this way is Mcdonalds on the A10, plus 5 guys in Harlow (along with BK, etc)

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