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Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

SocketWrench posted:

Really?
Handle is Hitler's hair style. Lid nob is his mustache, and spout and bell are his arm raised in salute

”Getting" as in "buying", I think.

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paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
The Berlin Embassy is a cool and good building and the boring street front is the result of boring German planning officials.

The interior is really colorful like the Czech one, which is also good and cool.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

ruebennase posted:

The Czech embassy has been posted before. But you can't post that thing without showing the still very 70s interior:



Wanna seek asylum at that embassy.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Cthulu Carl posted:

Wanna seek asylum at that embassy.

Just dress like this and you'll get right in.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

ruebennase posted:

The Estrel hotel/convention center:


It's the Soviet train from Goldeneye.

anchoress
Dec 24, 2011

by XyloJW

ruebennase posted:

The Gedächtniskirche (Memorial Church). Destroyed in WW2, it was decided not to rebuild it but instead leave it (as, you guessed it, a memorial) and build an ugly boxy concrete church thing around it instead:


the stained glass on this one looks cool though



7c Nickel
Apr 27, 2008
Hi thread! I like Brutalism when it takes the time to integrate bits of nature like flowing water and lots of greenery.







They work really well with each other I think. It helps that the building materials can actually endure the additional strain these feature entail.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


nature + brutalism owns.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
I agree completely. It brings a nice bit of life and color to contrast the crazy starkness of the buildings shapes and materials.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009



NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Brutalism can look nice like Brisbane's cultural centre











Until someone puts a huge stupid wheel next to it:





And now City Council wants to ruin the design by building towers behind the original structures. :argh:

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me


This is an apartment building in Torino and not at all an Ewok village.

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


Paddyb posted:



This is an apartment building in Torino and not at all an Ewok village.

that looks really fun. also a bit impractical, maybe?

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

ZeusCannon posted:

I agree completely. It brings a nice bit of life and color to contrast the crazy starkness of the buildings shapes and materials.

Yup. The grey flat concrete really brings out the color in the plants, too. It's a shame brutalism as a whole didn't stress this more - imagine if the public perception of the style included some flattering greenery.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

Lucy Heartfilia posted:

that looks really fun. also a bit impractical, maybe?

It was on Archdaily but they didn't show any of the apartment spaces.

The "mud" material at the base and the steel shaped like "trees" are annoying but it looks nice and green-brutalist.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

As far as I remember, that thing in the middle was originally supposed to move.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Paddyb posted:



This is an apartment building in Torino and not at all an Ewok village.

I really like buildings which incorporate nature. Here are some more pictures, also from inside:




The metal tree sculpture is a bit tacky, though.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
I would pay any amount of money to live in the ewok house, that's great.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Grim Up North posted:

I really like buildings which incorporate nature. Here are some more pictures, also from inside:




The metal tree sculpture is a bit tacky, though.

that is by no means a failure. that is an awesome apartment.

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
Anyone from Ipswich?





BT (British Telecom) Adastral Park

This building is like an allegory for the state of broadband in the UK.

quote:


Initially research was carried out into postal sorting and delivery technology and telecommunications. After the Post Office was split apart prior to British Telecom's privatisation in the early 1980, the research concentrated on telecommunications.

In keeping with the stellar theme of the site name, buildings on site are named after stars or constellations (an example being the Main Laboratory Block now named the Orion building). The Orion building is easily recognisable from the nearby A12 road with its 200 ft. radio tower (now named Pegasus tower) dominating the skyline.

The change to the current name occurred in the late 1990s with the aim of turning the site into a high technology business park no longer exclusively for the use of BT. The name was created by Stewart Davies, the CEO of the BT business (BT Exact Technologies) headquartered at the site at that time. It is derived from the motto of the Royal Air Force – per ardua ad astra – through adversity to the stars. The Royal Air Force were prior residents of the site, as RAF Martlesham Heath. Experimental aircraft test flights flew from the airfield and the name was meant to reflect the history of experimentation and innovation which is the continuing focus for the Park. Fundamental to the successful growth and development of a technology community is the co-location and access to world class postgraduate research. In March 2001, University College London, Faculty of Engineering Sciences, chose Adastral Park to set up the first-ever postgraduate research and teaching centre on an industrial campus which existed until 2009.[1] During the transformation of the Park many of the old buildings were removed and during the landscaping, car parks were moved to the perimeter of the site with the centre being transformed with open park land and a water feature to provide a 'park' feel to the complex. The site accommodates approximately 4000 people.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adastral_Park

If any of you have the misfortune of ever having to work here, PM me. I can recommend an awesome loving hotel.

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe


Question for brits, how does anyone manage to live in Sheffield without committing suicide?

SybilVimes
Oct 29, 2011

Cultural Imperial posted:



Question for brits, how does anyone manage to live in Sheffield without committing suicide?

How can you post Sheffield, without posting park hill?

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Fajita Fiesta posted:

On a similar note does anyone have some urban planning monstrosities? Hypothetical ones would be great. Cities: Skyline comes out in an hour and I'm looking for some inspiration for my virtual hellscape.

perhaps how we're dumping insane amounts of money into extending the seawall in Seattle in the Alaskan Way Viaduct replacement to build 9 foot wide underwater bicycle tunnels nobody will ever use because of a stupid law that requires all new roads to include 9 foot bicycle lanes. Over the years its worked its way up to a conservatively estimated 3.1 billion dollar project because of the bicycle tunnels because lawmakers don't understand that expanding the seawall gets exponentially more expensive the further out you push it. Also any attempt to lower the cost of the tunnel gets shot down by the bicycle lobbyists (this is A Thing.)

you just know it's going to go bad, if you've been following how badly the 520 bridge project has been going (taxpayer funded drunk construction workers, bottom of the barrel cheap chinese concrete, delays, toll bridge inoperable for 6 months because it was contracted to be designed+installed by a company that a quick google search would reveal had scammed several other cities in the past, zero additional lanes of traffic on the new bridge but it's getting a BUS ONLY lane when barely any buses run across the bridge and two 9 foot bicycle lanes, just the tip of the iceberg)

HEY VAPER fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Mar 15, 2015

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
The penis of south america (?) (of course part of it is a mall)


Looks like a cool hard shaft.

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe

SybilVimes posted:

How can you post Sheffield, without posting park hill?


To be honest, I couldn't find a pic with a vantage point from Sheffield station which IMO is the most glorious view of this monstrosity.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Prague is such an amazing city for architecture. It's like wandering around in a fairytale land of castles and cobbled streets. Then, there's this piece of poo poo...



The worst part is that the windows don't line up. That must be super annoying on the inside.

Souvlaki ss
Mar 7, 2014

It's not tomorrow until I sleep

anchoress posted:

the stained glass on this one looks cool though




It looks super tacky to me. I hate it when architects try to pass colorful crap as innovation, especially in such an uninspired fashion
I can only imagine how it fits with the rest of the buildings in the area

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Ambrose Burnside posted:

idk bout this but a lot of sustainable n alternative-construction home builds are wonderfully hideous cause 1) the wack rear end homeowner is designing the thing from the ground up, often w/ a very tenuous regard for building code, and 2) a lot of construction methods like w/ earthships and cob and so on favour smooth organic curves







Why are so many of these "sustainable" houses built in deserts with limited groundwater and no good arable soils? That is the direct opposite of sustainable.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Land is cheap as chips and there are no building codes.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Souvlaki ss posted:

It looks super tacky to me. I hate it when architects try to pass colorful crap as innovation, especially in such an uninspired fashion
I can only imagine how it fits with the rest of the buildings in the area
Why assume they're trying to pretend its innovative? It's stained glass windows on a church.

Souvlaki ss posted:

I can only imagine how it fits with the rest of the buildings in the area
There are two large roads and a bunch of regular ugly Berlin buildings around it, it fits in perfectly well. Well, as much as any building fits in Berlin, a city lousy with clashing styles.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

netally posted:

Prague is such an amazing city for architecture. It's like wandering around in a fairytale land of castles and cobbled streets. Then, there's this piece of poo poo...



The worst part is that the windows don't line up. That must be super annoying on the inside.

By the thread favorite Frank Gehry. I don't really mind it, from distance it sort of blends into the river front, from up close it doesn't really break up anything on the pedestrian level.

If there's something to hate in Prague, it must be first and foremost the New Scene of the National Theatre.


The old theatre building is a nice, ornamental building at a very prominent location. What's right next to it, obscuring it's view from one side and overshadowing it?


Prepare to be assimilated


Resistance is futile

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Souvlaki ss posted:

It looks super tacky to me. I hate it when architects try to pass colorful crap as innovation, especially in such an uninspired fashion
I can only imagine how it fits with the rest of the buildings in the area

Surprisingly well, it would seem.
https://www.google.cz/maps/@52.504388,13.333738,3a,75y,70.9h,89.51t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1s5WtBtTg_diJdgPk8e1IvYw!2e0

Souvlaki ss
Mar 7, 2014

It's not tomorrow until I sleep

A Buttery Pastry posted:

Why assume they're trying to pretend its innovative? It's stained glass windows on a church.

It's a functionalist style church made in the 60's. It’s from things like this that the lazy modern adaptation of old-style stained glass windows began

A Buttery Pastry posted:

There are two large roads and a bunch of regular ugly Berlin buildings around it, it fits in perfectly well. Well, as much as any building fits in Berlin, a city lousy with clashing styles.

Good point

Kavak
Aug 23, 2009


How did Prague get so lucky and keep so many of its old building during WWII?

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Kavak posted:

How did Prague get so lucky and keep so many of its old building during WWII?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_Bombing_of_Prague

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Kavak posted:

How did Prague get so lucky and keep so many of its old building during WWII?

-Wasn't targeted by major bombings on account of being further away than Germany and being owned by Allies, technically. The largest bombing happened when planes bound for Dresden mistakenly arrived at Prague.
-Wasn't reached by the Soviets until right before the armistice, the German garrison was more interested in escaping to the American territory than fighting

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Souvlaki ss posted:

It looks super tacky to me. I hate it when architects try to pass colorful crap as innovation, especially in such an uninspired fashion
I can only imagine how it fits with the rest of the buildings in the area

Tacky is the word. Look at those faux log cabins that sells cheap crap attached to the church. It says "we don't give a gently caress about style".

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Those aren't log cabins, those are market stalls.

Kurfürstendamm serves as a marketplace.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

steinrokkan posted:

Those aren't log cabins, those are market stalls.

Kurfürstendamm serves as a marketplace.



My point exactly. Those kinds of markets are one of the most tacky things on the planet and a sure sign of poor taste.
I don't see how it is remotely ok to place one of those things next to a church.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Well, for one they aren't organized by the authors of the church, or even by the church itself, so it's weird to blame the architect or anybody else besides the city council for them. Second, churches are the default place for markets. Third, they are popular and traditional, if tacky.

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