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Sharks Eat Bear: Dec 25, 2004

Hockles posted:

2016 NHL Draft: Saturday, 4pm EST

Just in time for me to be drunk off 4ish beers on the west coast! Clint Clemens getting drafted by PIT e5

# ? Mar 13, 2015 06:50

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 05:06

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

2016 NHL Draft Lottery Results

10) Minnesota
9.) Colorado
8.) NY Islanders
7.) Calgary
6.) Florida
5.) Edmonton
4.) Buffalo
3.) New Jersey
2.) Washington

1.) Tampa Bay

# ? Mar 13, 2015 11:18

Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

Another improbable #7 lotto winner?

# ? Mar 13, 2015 12:58

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Pleads posted:

Another improbable #7 lotto winner?

Honestly, I tried to save and reload to get a different result, but the lottery must happen right at the end of the regular season.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 16:05

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

2016 CHL Top Prospects Game

Team Red (Away)
Clarkson -- Ayotte -- Samuelsson
Windros Jr -- Baer -- Picklechips
Alger -- Steel -- Gettinger
Kyrou -- Kryski -- Raddysh

O'Leary -- Gallant
Lalonde -- O'Bourke
Day -- Clague

Mann-Dixon
Van Schubert

Team White (Home)
Banton -- Clemens -- Sanchez
Crushinator -- Kingston Kid -- Van Steamsdyk
Debrincat -- Soustal -- Gauthier
Brown -- Landreville -- Benson

Harris -- Vien
Jarratt -- Hockles
Stanley -- Green

Martin
Yokozuna

Results later tonight

# ? Mar 13, 2015 20:47

triplexpac: Mar 24, 2007; Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Woo Clarkson on the top line.

# ? Mar 13, 2015 20:49

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

so team white put their top line as the second line to play matchups and let the other prospects feel good about themselves, that's p cool of them imo

# ? Mar 13, 2015 22:48

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

2016 CHL Top Prospects Game Results

Scoring Summary
1st Period
1:06 -- (TPW) B. Banton (C. Clemens, P. Sanchez)
9:52 -- (TPW) P. Sanchez (A. Landreville)
10:49 - (TPR) M. Ayotte (L. Gallant, W. Clarkson)
17:43 - (TPW) C. Clemens (P. Sanchez, B. Banton)
18:00 - (TPW) C. Clemens (B. Banton, W. Van Steamsdyk)

2nd Period
12:14 - (TPR) L. Alger (L. Gallant, B. Lalonde)
13:00 - (TPW) C. Clemens (R. Jarrat, W. Van Steamsdyk)
14:14 - (TPW) W. Van Steamsdyk (G. Vien, J. Harris)

Penalty Summary
1st Period
5:27 -- (TPR) R. Picklechips -- Fighting (Major)
5:27 -- (TPW) T. Soustal -- Fighting (Major)
14:42 - (TPR) R. Picklechips -- Delay of Game (Minor)

2nd Period
0:47 -- (TPR) R. Picklechips -- Fighting (Major)
0:47 -- (TPW) J. Gauthier -- Fighting (Major)
5:02 -- (TPW) W. Van Steamsdyk -- Hooking (Minor)
8:51 -- (TPR) E. Windros Jr -- Elbowing (Minor)
11:41 - (TPR) R. Picklechips -- Tripping (Minor)

3rd Period
7:34 -- (TPW) T. Crushinator -- Hooking (Minor)

3 Stars of the Game
1) (TPW) Clint Clemens (Hat Trick, 1 assist, +2)
2) (TPW) Wayne Van Steamsdyk (1 goal, 2 assists, +2)
3) (TPW) Buju Banton (1 goal, 2 assists, +3)

I don't know why I didn't do a spreadsheet of the top part before...

# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:21

Kyrosiris: May 24, 2006; You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

14 PIM for Picklechips, nice. :allears:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:27

Oglogoth: May 16, 2010; Daaaaarling~

He plays exactly like I do in eashl. I'm so proud

# ? Mar 14, 2015 01:49

a false: Mar 5, 2009; I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

this had better boost buju's draft ranking or the entire town of Peterborough will get an(other) earful

# ? Mar 14, 2015 04:31

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Tampa Bay is on the clock...

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:00

Kyrosiris: May 24, 2006; You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

Hockles posted:

Tampa Bay is on the clock...

New teammate! :sun:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:03

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 1st Overall Pick, the Tampa Bay Lightning select....

From the Charlottetown Islanders... Potatoes O'Bourke.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:03

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 3rd Overall Pick, the New Jersey Devils select....

From the Niagara IceDogs... Ralph Waldo Picklechips.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:07

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 4th Overall Pick, the Buffalo Sabres select....

From the Erie Otters... Hockles.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:08

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

CRUSHINATOR NOW DOWNLOADING EXCITEMENT.EXE

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:10

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 5th Overall Pick, the Edmonton Oilers select....

From the Saskatoon Blades... Yokozuna.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:11

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Love seeing d-men going early.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:11

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 7th Overall Pick, the Calgary Flames select....

From the Kingston Frontenacs... The Kingston Kid.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:14

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 10th Overall Pick, the Minnesota Wild select....

From the Kelowna Rockets... The Crushinator.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:17

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

...who the gently caress...

That's a real person

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:19

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 16th Overall Pick, the Nashville Predators select....

From the Niagara IceDogs... Landon Alger.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:20

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Thanks for the layup, NHL sim engine

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:21

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 17th Overall Pick, the Winnipeg Jets select....

From the Charlottetown Islanders... Liam Gallant.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:23

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Hockles posted:

...who the gently caress...

That's a real person

Yeah this rando followed me

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:26

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 23rd Overall Pick, the Montreal Canadiens select....

From the Seattle Thunderbirds... Anders Robertson.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:26

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 28th Overall Pick, the Colorado Avalanche select....

From the Calgary Hitmen... Wayne Van Steamsdyk.

With the 29th Overall Pick, the Toronto Maple Leafs select....

From the Charlottetown Islanders... Ewic Windros Jr.

With the 30th Overall Pick, the Chicago Blackhawks select....

From the Prince George Cougars... Sp��c Samuelsson.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:29

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Round 1 recap:

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:31

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

Very little fanfare for Crushinator breaking both the gender and species boundaries

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:32

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 31st Overall Pick, the Vancouver Canucks select....

From the Barrie Colts... Milkbags O'Leary.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:32

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 32nd Overall Pick, the New Jersey Devils select....

From the Belleville Bulls... Wendel Clarkson.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:34

RC Cola: Aug 1, 2011; Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Hockles posted:

With the 28th Overall Pick, the Colorado Avalanche select....

From the Calgary Hitmen... Wayne Van Steamsdyk.

With the 29th Overall Pick, the Toronto Maple Leafs select....

From the Charlottetown Islanders... Ewic Windros Jr.

With the 30th Overall Pick, the Chicago Blackhawks select....

From the Prince George Cougars... Spëëc Samuelsson.

Chicago is gonna be stacked

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:35

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 35th Overall Pick, the Florida Panthers select....

From the Everett Silvertips... Pablo Sanchez.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:37

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 36th Overall Pick, the Calgary Flames select....

From the Rimouski Oc�anic... Ivan Strelkov.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:39

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 37th Overall Pick, the Tampa Bay Lightning select....

From the Kingston Frontenacs... Buju Banton.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:41

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 39th Overall Pick, the Vancouver Canucks select....

From the Regina Pats... Chap Buttworth.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:44

Anders: Nov 8, 2004; I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:45

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 40th Overall Pick, the Montreal Canadiens select....

From the Halifax Mooseheads... Clint Clemens.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:47

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 05:06

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

With the 41st Overall Pick, the Arizona Coyotes select....

From the Kootenay Ice... Hugo Chavez.

# ? Mar 14, 2015 21:50

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