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Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


:mrgw:

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Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Interesting...

So you're telling jokes, but you never drop your game face?

Yes. Hello, nice to meet you.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Asphyxious posted:

Yes. Hello, nice to meet you.

Hello! :D I am the Cumburglar

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Kat Delacour posted:

Yeeeeaaaaaah this is a quality Bif meltdown and all but you're way ahead of schedule

I am wounded, it's like you aren't even aware of my greatest work!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
A game face...who wears a mask...and tells jokes.....

##unvote

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

Hello! :D I am the Cumburglar

Hello! I am your DOOM!

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Asphyxious posted:

Hello! I am your DOOM!

:siren: scum detected!!! :siren:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Old Dirty Cumburgs posted:

:siren: scum detected!!! :siren:

CURSES!!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!

Asphyxious posted:

Hello! I am your DOOM!

Hello your Doom, I'm Dad.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

thatbastardken posted:

Hello your Doom, I'm Dad.

:siren: dad detected!!! :siren:

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

whats for dinner posted:

hello everyone

hello!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
But no honestly I am probably shitposting with too great a frequency right now and should probably shaddup and let others talk a bit.

Beet vote was a joke, kudos to those who took it seriously, you're on my list.


One of those was Mith though who's ALWAYS on my list so w/e

##unvote

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Asphyxious posted:

:siren: dad detected!!! :siren:

God is in all of us...

Ken is a dad...


Dad= Father...


Confirmed: ken is the godfather, Gaspy is scum.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asphyxious posted:

But no honestly I am probably shitposting with too great a frequency right now and should probably shaddup and let others talk a bit.

Beet vote was a joke, kudos to those who took it seriously, you're on my list.


One of those was Mith though who's ALWAYS on my list so w/e

##unvote

SEE I KNEW YOU WERE ACTING SCUMMY HARHAR

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Asphyxious posted:

But no honestly I am probably shitposting with too great a frequency right now and should probably shaddup and let others talk a bit.

Beet vote was a joke, kudos to those who took it seriously, you're on my list.


One of those was Mith though who's ALWAYS on my list so w/e

##unvote

Honestly keep posting, you're getting people to talk about the game and jokephase is almost over in record time. Except Old Dirty anyway. This is good for town.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Asphyxious posted:

But no honestly I am probably shitposting with too great a frequency right now and should probably shaddup and let others talk a bit.

Beet vote was a joke, kudos to those who took it seriously, you're on my list.


One of those was Mith though who's ALWAYS on my list so w/e

##unvote

Now this is interesting...

If I follow your logic for a second: Anyone who bandwagoned on your Beet vote is sus.

But you have no way of knowing whether or not Beet is town at this point.

So, why would anyone who voted for beet suddenly be open for scrutiny? The "strangely quiet" argument is pretty standard for day 1, no?

I'm keeping my vote where it is; this kind of post isn't pro-town.

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.
No one has any idea what Beet is because he hasnt posted since the game started it's spurious no matter how you slice it, and anyone should have been able to see through that.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Asphyxious posted:

No one has any idea what Beet is because he hasnt posted since the game started it's spurious no matter how you slice it, and anyone should have been able to see through that.

He has though - 4 posts today.



He even quoted you!

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asphyxious posted:

No one has any idea what Beet is because he hasnt posted since the game started it's spurious no matter how you slice it, and anyone should have been able to see through that.

And this is why he was reading so totally opposite-day try-hard to anyone paying attention. :colbert: But I guess it's not bad for a warmup, I'm sure he has followup strategies in mind.

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me

MysticalMachineGun posted:

He has though - 4 posts today.



He even quoted you!

What day do you think it is MMG?

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

He has though - 4 posts today.



He even quoted you!

uhhhhhh

Bifauxnen posted:

And this is why he was reading so totally opposite-day try-hard to anyone paying attention. :colbert: But I guess it's not bad for a warmup, I'm sure he has followup strategies in mind.

Already in motion Bif. Already in motion.



Seagull posted:

I choose to believe Asphyxious is just really dumb.

G-Spot Run posted:

did you also hate it when gaspy said the same thing with more words?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Oh all riiiiight you earned your D1 reprieve back I'll vote for Kat instead

##vote Kat Delacour

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Bifauxnen posted:

Oh all riiiiight you earned your D1 reprieve back I'll vote for Kat instead

##vote Kat Delacour

oho! Why Kat?

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005
Right in the feels!

Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Gaspy why have you done this. You are usually much better researched.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Asphyxious posted:

oho! Why Kat?

Cause now that my attempt to lynch you D1 has been set aside, I only got my old fallback strategy of "lynch all those jerks who just don't understand me, man!"

...it would've worked on her last time, though. :mad:

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

SKY COQ posted:

Gaspy why have you done this. You are usually much better researched.

I know I don't know how I hosed up so bad. Having a lazy sunday I guess?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Asphyxious posted:

I know I don't know how I hosed up so bad. Having a lazy sunday I guess?

But it's monday!

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

But it's monday!

wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-WHAT????

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Tommofork posted:

What day do you think it is MMG?

gently caress

Eediot Jedi
Dec 25, 2007

This is where I begin to speculate what being a
man of my word costs me


Hope you didn't have work today. :v:

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

In my defence it's Monday and my brain doesn't fully begin working until Tuesday afternoon.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

Asphyxious posted:

wuh-wuh-wuh-wuh-WHAT????

Megatron, you've been in a coma. We're all Autobots now!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
i got them no good low down first day shitpostin blues

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Asphyxious posted:

You know who has a suspiciously low post count in this game? That's right.




Beet.



You know what he did last time he was scum and wanted to avoid me?




Didn't post.





Put the pieces together, sheeple.

Had uni today. I'm here losers.

Asphyxious posted:

There's no point to anything I do and you should chill out.

By the way I'm 80% sure gaspy is scum.

Just Burgs
Jan 15, 2011

Gravy Boat 2k

Matthew Beet posted:

Had uni today. I'm here losers.


By the way I'm 80% sure gaspy is scum.

Interesting.

Care to elaborate?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
those are high numbers.

explain them

Asphyxious
Jun 25, 2012

I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life.

Anidav posted:

Megatron, you've been in a coma. We're all Autobots now!

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Matthew Beet posted:

Had uni today. I'm here losers.


By the way I'm 80% sure gaspy is scum.

Transfer to my course so I don't feel so old. A guy in my class is 17 years old what in the gently caress how is this even legal

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Coq au Nandos
Nov 7, 2006

I think I would say to my daughters if they were to ask me this question... A shitpost is the greatest gift that you can give someone, the ultimate gift of giving and don't give it to someone lightly, that's what I would say.

Matthew Beet posted:

Had uni today. I'm here losers.


By the way I'm 80% sure gaspy is scum.

Early call - are you able to expand on it?

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