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Clearly this is fantasy with noted pluggers Bradf0rd and demonlord getting picked over me  Fuckin Torannah. I will elbow reporters to protect Phil The Thrill.
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All-Star Break 2017 Update All-Stars None Notable Stats Saskatanov has more PIM than Longrod Transaction News None Injury Report None Comments Unfortunately, the teams who are playing goons are not in the playoff hunt.  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Well, that didn't take that long. I suppose I can finish the season today.
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Hockles posted:Transaction News Wait, does this mean Hockles posted:2016-17 Opening Night Info  Not a season to remember so far, though. 
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Kilza posted:Not a season to remember so far, though. Are you sure you're not a Dallas Stars backup goalie? 
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Yokozuna is gonna backstop Saskatoon to the Memmer with his enormous bulk
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End of 2016-17 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Saskatanov ends with more points and PIM than Longrod Transaction News 12/21/16 -- SJS -- assigns A. Kilza to Edmonton of the WHL for the remainder of the 2016-17 season 3/3/17 -- NYR gets: Joe Thornton 3/3/17 -- SJS gets: 2018 1st Round Pick & Ryan Graves (D) 3/3/17 -- COL gets: Alexander Steen & David Moss 3/3/17 -- STL gets: 2017 1st Round Pick, Kris Bennett (C), and Reto Berra (G) Injury Report None Comments I missed that Kilza got sent back while doing last update. Some interesting trades. San Jose is stockpiling picks for the future. Winnipeg just misses out on the post-season  http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats I'll post the Postseason update later.
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Hockles posted:3/3/17 -- NYR gets: Joe Thornton How very Rangers-esque.
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So Evander is in Buffalo, right? I can't even blame him for the miss and throw his track suit in the shower. I tried doing it with Tyler Myers' but I kept tripping over the sleeves. I didn't make the bigs till 22 last time around, so fuggin rights I get to be like the first 60th overall draft pick to crush it like that.
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End of 2016-17 Season Update Playoff Results DAL def CGY in 4 VAN def LAK in 4 CHI def COL in 5 NSH def MIN in 7 BUF def BOS in 6 MTL def TBL in 7 PIT def OTT in 5 CAR def NYR in 6 DAL def VAN in 5 CHI def NSH in 5 MTL def BUF in 4 PIT def CAR in 4 DAL def CHI in 6 PIT def MTL in 5 PIT def DAL in 7 NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Pittsburgh Penguins Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Pittsburgh Penguins Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Dallas Stars Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Pittsburgh Penguins Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Evgeni Malkin -- Pittsburgh Penguins Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Evgeni Malkin -- Pittsburgh Penguins James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Kris Letang -- Pittsburgh Penguins Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Steven Stamkos -- Tampa Bay Lightning Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Sam Reinhart -- Buffalo Sabres Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Evgeni Malkin -- Pittsburgh Penguins Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Frederik Andersen -- Buffalo Sabres William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Marc-Andre Fleury/Thomas Greiss -- Pittsburgh Penguins Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Jared Cowen -- Ottawa Senators Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Sidney Crosby -- Pittsburgh Penguins Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Evgeni Malkin -- Pittsburgh Penguins Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Evgeni Malkin -- Pittsburgh Penguins Comments Pittsburgh is a juggernaut. Offseason coming later, which will be the last update for today.
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quote:Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) 
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Where did I place in the rookie scoring race?
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Stickarts posted:Where did I place in the rookie scoring race? Tied with Reinhart. But, since he lead his team to the playoffs, he won. e: Behind the scenes info: Also, the glitch is back where it doesn't show goons as rookies (But it shows the non-goons I created as rookies), which means they won't win the Calder ever according to the game. So I will override the game if I feel that a goon deserves the Calder over whoever the game chose.
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2017 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Shane Doan Derek Morris Scott Hannan Robyn Regehr Alex Tanguay Chris Neil Mike Ribiero Brad Stuart Brendan Morrow Justin Williams Brian Campbell Pavel Datsyuk Manny Malhotra Jason Chimera Henrik Zetterberg Mike Cammalleri Francois Beauchemin Dustin Penner Mark Streit Simon Gagne Kevin Bieksa Joel Ward Niklas Backstrom (G) Ray Emery Transaction News ARZ -- H. Chavez remains unsigned CGY -- signed rookie I. Strelkov to a 3 year ELC EDM -- Yokozuna remains unsigned TOR -- signed rookie F. Orphansbane to a 3 year ELC WSH -- signed S. Pepperdick to a 3 year ELC 6/23/17 -- DAL gets: Niklas Kronwall 6/23/17 -- DET gets: 2018 1st Round Pick, 2018 3rd Round Pick, Jhonas Enroth 6/23/17 -- PHI gets: Jonas Hiller 6/23/17 -- CGY gets: 2018 1st Round Pick, 2017 2nd Round Pick NSH -- signed Tyler Johnson to a 4 year contract NJD -- signed Jamie Benn to a 4 year contract Ondrej Palat remains unsigned by TBL as a RFA. 2017-18 Opening Night Info ARZ -- F. Lemur -- 2nd Line Center ARZ -- H. Chavez -- assigned to Kootenay of the WHL for the 2017-18 season BUF -- Hockles -- assigned to Erie of the OHL for the 2017-18 season CGY -- T. Kingston Kid -- assigned to Kingston of the OHL for the 2017-18 season CGY -- I. Strelkov -- assigned to Rimouski of the QMJHL for the 2017-18 season CHI -- S. Samuelsson -- assigned to Prince George of the WHL for the 2017-18 season CHI -- RC Cola -- Starting D-Pairing in Rockford (AHL) -- Captain of Rockford COL -- W. Van Steamsdyk -- assigned to Calgary of the WHL for the 2017-18 season CBJ -- R. Peters -- 2nd Line Center in Springfield (AHL) CBJ -- J. Longrod -- 3rd D-Pairing EDM -- E. Rutkowski -- 4th Line Right Wing EDM -- R. McPhallus -- Healthy Scratch EDM -- Yokozuna -- assigned to Saskatoon of the WHL for the 2017-18 season FLA -- P. Sanchez -- assigned tp Everett of the WHL for the 2017-18 season LAK -- S. McStabson -- 2nd Line Left Wing LAK -- B. Bitdiddle -- Healthy Scratch MIN -- T. Crushinator -- assigned to Kelowna of the WHL for the 2017-18 season MTL -- C. Clemens -- assigned to Halifax of the QMJHL for the 2017-18 season MTL -- A. Robertson -- assigned to Seattle of the WHL for the 2017-18 season NSH -- L. Alger -- assigned to Niagara of the OHL for the 2017-18 season NSH -- Zip -- Starting Goaltender in Milwaukee (AHL) NJD -- W. Clarkson -- assigned to Belleville of the OHL for the 2017-18 season NJD -- R. Picklechips -- assigned to Niagara of the OHL for the 2017-18 season OTT -- S. Satonaka -- Starting Center in Binghamton (AHL) -- Captain of Binghamton OTT -- F. Stats -- 4th Line Right Wing PHI -- ThinkTank -- 4th Line Right Wing SJS -- A. Kilza -- Backup Goaltender STL -- P. Wang -- Healthy Scratch TBL -- B. Banton -- assigned to Kingston of the OHL for the 2017-18 season TBL -- P. O'Bourke -- assigned to Charlottetown of the QMJHL for the 2017-18 season TBL -- T. Delacour -- Starting Goaltender in Syracuse (AHL) TOR -- E. Windros Jr -- assigned to Charlottetown of the QMJHL for the 2017-18 TOR -- A. Athanatos -- 3rd D-Pairing TOR -- F. Orphansbane -- Starting Goaltender VAN -- J. Helar -- 2nd Line Left Wing in Utica (AHL) VAN -- M. O'Leary -- assigned to Barrie of the OHL for the 2017-18 season VAN -- C. Buttworth -- assigned to Regina of the WHL for the 2017-18 season WSH -- J. Hilder -- Starting Right Wing WSH -- S. Pepperdick -- Healthy Scratch in Hershey (AHL) WPG -- S. Saskatanov -- 2nd Line Right Wing WPG -- L. Gallant -- assigned to Charlottetown of the QMJHL for the 2017-18 season Comments More goons in the NHL! Others are in the AHL If Orphansbane didn't sign during the RFA part of the offseason, he would have become an UFA. Which is how Washington signed Pepperdick. I am working on a spreadsheet with all the teams' lines. I will post that later.
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AHL starter means one injury away from the big show! 
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Come on Colorado you know Mackinnon needs a little Steam Train in his life #callup #yodels
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Woop Woop Prodigious Wang is in the lineup! (great view from the pressbox too!)
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Am I a healthy scratch in LA or in the CHL?
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Back in the NHL again. Hopefully San Jose chooses not to send me down this year. e: Felix is already Toronto's starter? Wow. Guess #felixreallyisno1 Kilza fucked around with this message at 01:07 on Mar 16, 2015 |
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Captain of the icehogs and first line. It's like a dream come true
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MononcQc posted:Am I a healthy scratch in LA or in the CHL? LA. I have no way to know what the lines are for the CHL.
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wow the red wings are going to be Bad. Trade me there, Wild, they need my help.
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Woo hoo! NHL paycheck! In the luxury box.. but still!
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Mar 16, 2015 02:41
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I have to punch more mans
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Yeah, that lines spreadsheet isn't gonna happen tonight. Tomorrow. e: a preview: 
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Prodigious' press box statline is going to rock so hard E: coffees forgotten: 13, hands-shaken: 23, but hey, he's a rookie okay
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JawKnee posted:Prodigious' press box statline is going to rock so hard Roddy is going to cycle through his two neckties with the quickness
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 I've been named captain of Binghamton. No one understands Japanese.
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Can't sleep. Here are lines: http://bit.ly/18QOKOL
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How much do stats go up? I know players improve but I'm very close to being sent to Springfield it appears.
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Haha, Toronto traded Reimer to Vancouver to make way for Felix Orphansbane. #felixisno1
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Also, how good is Longrod at punching mans?
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Um, is Hugo ever going to get signed? I know goalies take longer to develop but.....
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I'm gonna spend my career backing up Fucale, ain't I
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Do you guys think I score 100 points playing with Ovi or just 90
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Worst goalie in the NHL overall-wise? I'll take it. Hopefully I can surpass Stalock in a couple of seasons, and San Jose doesn't try to do anything dumb like, say, sign/trade for a goalie better than me.
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