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.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

On the one hand I can't even crack the AHL :negative: on the other hand Hiller to the Flyers for a first and a second almost makes up for it.

fake edit: wallowing away in Prince George snipe. :\

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Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
Jamwad Hilder seems to basically be this world's Jay Beagle

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
I'm good

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Top Hats Monthly posted:

How much do stats go up? I know players improve but I'm very close to being sent to Springfield it appears.

Certain player types improve faster than others. Most players should continue to improve for another 2-3 seasons.

Feral_Shofixti posted:

Um, is Hugo ever going to get signed? I know goalies take longer to develop but.....:argh:

I'd imagine everyone will get signed, but depending on the organization depth, they may let the rights of the player expire like what happened to Pepperdick.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
Dang, no one under 80ovr for LW in Toronto.

Clearly, NHL's lovely rear end development team must have a few Toronto homers. Leo Komarov an 82 hahahahaha

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

THE MACHO MAN posted:

Dang, no one under 80ovr for LW in Toronto.

Clearly, NHL's lovely rear end development team must have a few Toronto homers. Leo Komarov an 82 hahahahaha

Do you mean that EASPORTS NHL franchise overrates Canadian teams? Why I never...

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
The Wang-Longrod friendship is beautiful

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity

Your values and possibly intangibles are the same.

In this reality's Capitals Argument Station they go "finally beagle is off the 1st line and they replace him with Hilder! :psypop: Trotz!!! :mad: "

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
it's cool how the lowest draft pick so far has easily had the most nhl impact

a false fucked around with this message at 04:54 on Mar 17, 2015

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Porrima posted:

Your values and possibly intangibles are the same.

In this reality's Capitals Argument Station they go "finally beagle is off the 1st line and they replace him with Hilder! :psypop: Trotz!!! :mad: "

In my reality they are all excited about a Washington DC native starting on a line with Backstrom and Ovechkin in his rookie season

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

a false posted:

it's cool how the lowest draft pick so far has easily had the most nhl impact

Auto'd 8x10 glossy's are $25.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

All-Star Break 2018 Update

All-Stars
East -- A. Athanatos (3rd D-Pairing)
East -- F. Orphansbane (Starting Goaltender)
West -- F. Lemur (2nd Line Center)


Notable Stats
Lemur is 3rd in Goals
Stats is 8th in PIM
Orphansbane leads the league in Wins, is 2nd in GAA and 3rd in SV%
Peters leads the AHL in Goals; Satonaka is 7th


Transaction News
11/10/17 -- NSH -- Zip has been recalled from Milwaukee (AHL)
11/17/17 -- NSH -- Zip has been assigned to Milwaukee (AHL)

12/1/17 -- TBL -- Ondrej Palat remains unsigned as a RFA, he is unable to sign with the team until July '18

12/16/17 -- WPG gets: Daniel Sedin
12/16/17 -- DAL gets: Marcus Crawford (D) and Kalle Kronwall (D)

12/26/17 -- LAK -- B. Bitdiddle has been assigned to Manchester (AHL)

1/9/18 -- WPG gets: Jason Pominville
1/9/18 -- MIN gets: 2018 2nd Round Pick, U. Dahl (D), & J. Burnside (LW)


Injury Report
RCK -- RC Cola is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown.


Comments
Rookie All-Stars!
ThinkTank wasn't kidding about not passing.





http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



drat, I am not making a very good name for myself in Syracuse, am I. :(

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Fuckin Winnipeg trading for a RW. Put me on a line without Jiri Tlusty on it and see what happens.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Stickarts posted:

Fuckin Winnipeg trading for a RW. Put me on a line without Jiri Tlusty on it and see what happens.

The new 2nd Line is:

Pominville -- Little -- Saskatanov

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Sharks, why are you so bad. :(

I really hope my stats are more the product of being behind a lovely team and less a product of me not being a good back-up.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Oh crap, Diddle back in the AHL :(

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Kilza posted:

Sharks, why are you so bad. :(

I really hope my stats are more the product of being behind a lovely team and less a product of me not being a good back-up.

Oh... well. In that case, welcome to scenic Pominville! It's like I get to complain and get a better line mate!

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Doing well but being stuck on the fourth line doesn't do wonders for my production.

Still, it'd be baller with a rookie year championship.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

gently caress me, can't open Google docs at work. Can anyone hook a brother up and see what Roddy McP is up to?

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES

Hockles posted:

ThinkTank wasn't kidding about not passing.

:stare:

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
#felixispreformingbetterthanexpected. Toronto being in first place means this is a scary world.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
gently caress you Florida, there isn't even anyone to tank for anymore. put Pablo in the NHL and we'll get to the playoffs

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bregor posted:

gently caress me, can't open Google docs at work. Can anyone hook a brother up and see what Roddy McP is up to?

17 Games Played, 6 Assists. ~13min/gm

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
now that Wang isn't chilling in the press box, is he 3rd line? minutes seem to point to that

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Hockles posted:

17 Games Played, 6 Assists. ~13min/gm

Thanks!

Also I'm not a TFF regular but is the SADNESS tag an indication of being a Browns fan? Because if so, :smith::hf::smith:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Bregor posted:

Thanks!

Also I'm not a TFF regular but is the SADNESS tag an indication of being a Browns fan? Because if so, :smith::hf::smith:

Yes. I tried to start a gangtag, but I'm the only one who went with it.

JawKnee posted:

now that Wang isn't chilling in the press box, is he 3rd line? minutes seem to point to that

Probably. 3rd or 4th.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

Hockles posted:

Yes. I tried to start a gangtag, but I'm the only one who went with it.
That only makes the tag even more appropiate.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Life imitating art.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


A handful of upstate New Yorkers want Satonaka stripped of the C, and deported back to Japan, China, and both Koreas.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Kilza posted:

Sharks, why are you so bad. :(

I really hope my stats are more the product of being behind a lovely team and less a product of me not being a good back-up.

All SJS goalies have lovely stats.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Dale Ouise posted:

A handful of upstate New Yorkers want Satonaka stripped of the C, and deported back to Japan, China, and both Koreas.

That sounds like the least surprising thing ever.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2018 All-Star Game Results




Scoring Summary
1st Period
3:23 -- (East) A. Kopitar (G. Nyquist, C. Ehrhoff)
4:50 -- (East) R. Nash (J. Tavares)
12:09 - (East) D. Hamilton (J. Skinner)
18:57 - (East) A. Ovechkin (E. Karlsson, J. Drouin)

2nd Period
6:13 -- (East) S. Stamkos (A. Ovechkin, R. Nash)
8:17 -- (West) R. Nugent-Hopkins (C. Perry, Z. Parise)
11:27 - (East) J. Drouin (E. Karlsson, S. Stamkos)
14:12 - (West) C. Perry (J. Schultz, D. Doughty)

3rd Period
19:13 -- (East) S. Stamkos (A. Ovechkin, R. Nash)


Penalty Summary
2nd Period
0:23 -- (West) F. Lemur -- Tripping (Minor)
2:14 -- (West) C. Perry -- Hooking (Minor)
13:50 - (West) D. Keith -- Hooking (Minor)

3rd Period
0:31 -- (West) D. Keith -- Elbowing (Minor)
8:11 -- (East) V. Hedman -- Interference (Minor)
15:44 - (West) F. Lemur -- Slashing (Minor)


3 Stars of the Game
1) (East) Alexander Ovechkin (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)
2) (West) Correy Perry (1 goal, 1 assist)
3) (East) Steven Stamkos (1 goal, 1 assist, +2)




Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Two minors in an ASG, good job Lemur :black101:

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2017-18 Regular Season Update

Notable Stats
Lemur finished 2nd in Goals
Orphansbane lead the league in Wins, is 2nd in GAA and 3rd in SV%
Peters lead the AHL in Goals; Satonaka is 2nd


Transaction News
2/4/18 -- ARZ gets: Marc-Edouard Vlasic
2/4/18 -- SJS gets: 2019 1st Round Pick & Mike Smith (G)

2/7/18 -- ANA gets: Jack Johnson
2/7/18 -- CBJ gets: 2018 1st Round Pick & Mason Kohn (C)

2/8/18 -- BOS gets: Mats Zuccarello & Keith Yandle
2/8/18 -- NYR gets: 2018 1st Round Pick, Nicolas Roy (C), & M. Savard (G)

3/3/18 -- CGY gets: Brendan Dillon
3/3/18 -- SJS gets: 2018 2nd Round Pick & Joe Colborne (RW)

3/3/18 -- ANA gets: Joe Thornton & Mark Alt (D)
3/3/18 -- NYR gets: Par Gundensen (LW)

3/6/18 -- ARZ gets: 2018 1st Round Pick & Mark Matsuba (D)
3/6/18 -- MTL gets: Carl Hagelin

3/6/18 -- CGY gets: Michael Grabner
3/6/18 -- NYI gets: 2019 2nd Round Pick & Lance Bouma (LW)


Injury Report
None


Comments
San Jose trades for Smith and keeps him as a healthy scratch
Trading away Johnson moves Longrod to the Top D-Pairing
Either Lemur or Orphansbane will win the Calder
Orphansbane might win the Vezina
Peters should win the Willie Marshall award for most goals in the AHL






http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Holy poo poo, the Caps worst-to-first :stare:

E: in two seasons but still

And Edmonton the top seed in the West! :woop:

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Cripes I am really bad at shootouts.

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Hmmm, Felix plays the ENTIRE All Star game, and finishes with the most wins. Toronto picked pretty well.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

CommaToes posted:

Hmmm, Felix plays the ENTIRE All Star game, and finishes with the most wins. Toronto picked pretty well.

One of my few gripes with the NHL series is simming different kinds of games (ASG, prospect game, also back when they had Olympics). Should give each of the goalies one period, loosen up the defensive pressure, put the whistle away, etc etc.

That said I am a big Orphansbane fan. :unsmith:

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Jesus Christ, Columbus :negative:

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