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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Pete likes to walk into casinos and cheer for the dealers

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ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

Today was a big day for Pete



That's not Ian Rapoport's twitter

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

sweet thursday posted:

Pete likes to walk into casinos and cheer for the dealers

Does the casino serve lattes? I need 2000 words on them if they do.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
what if those 2000 words.......................ruin lives

GenHavoc
Jul 19, 2006

Vive L'Empreur!
Vive La Surcouf!
They certainly ruined mine.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Florio sure got around this week

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/576529867098996736

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk
Walked outside to pull wife's car into garage. First time I'd left the house since Sunday morning. #2015freeagency

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Mike Florio's wife exploring other relationship options, source says

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

Florio's less of a husband and more of a valet

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Declan MacManus posted:

Florio's less of a husband and more of a valet

Considering he's made a career out of shuttling around other people's creations yea

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 2hr
DeSean Jackson looking for new options #2015offseason

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 1hr
DeSean Jackson officially announces new home within my wife's oval office #howcouldyou #whore

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk 1m
Bullet looking to relocate into my skull #yourfault

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Omar Kelly update

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
What a baby.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hahahahahaha

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Ehud posted:

hahahahahaha



Omar Kelly keeps the league responsible, but who keeps Omar in check? All that power, gone to his head...

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Omar Kelly got dominated there and took his twitter feed and went home. What a baby


Omar Kelly @OmarKelly · 1h 1 hour ago
I might tweet 120 times a day. If you want to bring up something I said a week ago, or in August to play GOTCHA.....Deuces bro.

Yea, a whole WEEK ago...how dare you!
edit

actually not even 72 hours hahaha

Ribsauce fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Mar 15, 2015

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ribsauce posted:

Omar Kelly @OmarKelly · 1h 1 hour ago
I might tweet 120 times a day. If you want to bring up something I said a week ago, or in August to play GOTCHA.....Deuces bro.

I spout out rumors so quickly and massively that I find it offensive for you to expect consistency - a journalist

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Even more than that, speaking in absolutes and pretending to speak like an authority is a really easy way to get poo poo thrown back in your face

Listen up kiddos, it's 100% certainty that Frank Gore is an Eagle, I've seen into the future and the future is green

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
I'm legitimately curious what it would be like to have a private, 1:1 conversation with Omar Kelly. I mean, it's easy to be such an egocentric blowhard in public, doubly so online, but if you got him alone and candid, would he still be an obtuse, narcissistic, oblivious bag of garbage? My money is on a resounding yes, but I'd be interested to find out.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

One of Omar's big problems is his legion of sycophant followers that feed his ego.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Ehud posted:

One of Omar's big problems is his legion of sycophant followers that feed his ego.



Holy poo poo I hate this man

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
Hey, sometimes things change. Like the moisture level of a diaper, for example.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

"Mr Omar, sir? My name is Timmy and I have cancer. Doctors say I don't have much time left and I really respect you sir and I was wondering if you would sign your picture for me?"
"Sorry kid, I only sign 12x18 high gloss. Looks like you printed this poo poo off at home.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Omar doesn't get things wrong. Information just changes



I think it's time for part 2 of my Bad Beat Spotlight.

Part 1 is here for those of you who don't go into the FARThouse: http://www.footballandrationalthoughts.com/2014/11/21/bad-beat-spotlight-omar-kelly-part-1/

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
I've never made a bad post on these forums, they were good when I wrote them and by the time you all read them they'd gone stale. I can't be blamed if you didn't consume while fresh.

drat. Intruder can't touch me as long as I use Omar Kelly's "Freeman on the Internet" guide to logic.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Honestly, I think the fact Ehud has an entire folder dedicated to clowning his atrocious beatwriter is one of my favorite things in TFF. Owns so hard.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Ehud and Omar should just make out and get it over with already

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
you guys Bill Simmons is gonna be on Monday Night Raw next week

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
Florio is the biggest god drat shill

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Somebody actually thought PFTCommenter was Peter King.



Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
The hot takes are loving flying today

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

hahahahahaha what does that even mean

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

Avoid chronic medical issues from playing in the NFL with this one weird tip from a mom, soon-to-be murder victims hate her!

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Benne posted:

The hot takes are loving flying today



I liked Rosenberg in Detroit but what the actual gently caress

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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I dunno I kinda get what he is trying to say. He's saying the traumatic effects of the sport are so brutal a 55 year old ex con arguably has a better quality of life than a 55 year old CTE veggie.

It's just very arbitrary and inelegant in its wording

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I dunno. I think I'd rather suffer massive head trauma than years of violence and male rape.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Aaron was just trying to rescue Odin from the death clutch of football.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Ehud posted:

I dunno. I think I'd rather suffer massive head trauma than years of violence and male rape.

A life you cannot remember or one you wish you could forget

drat this just got philosophical

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

A life you cannot remember or one you wish you could forget

drat this just got philosophical

Please go write a new roger Goodell email article thanks

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MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

Ehud posted:

I dunno. I think I'd rather suffer massive head trauma than years of violence and male rape.

You won't suffer that much head trauma in jail.

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