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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

pagancow in court

pram
Jun 10, 2001

graph posted:

:qq: the pictures thread is being defiled by pictures of a red raccoon and its literally KILLING the vibe of this forum :qq: and i just cant loving stand it anymore oh my god do something :qq:

literal people posting itt about collegechat about the previous thread incarnation


graph posted:

:qq: people are posting thing i dont care about :qq: now im posting things that other people dont care about but i dont care!!!! :qq: so its FINE forget what i said last week


graph posted:

:is a loving idiot, gives life advice: heh heh this is a good thraed

powerful, emotional words here smythe. i cant say i disagree. delete the thread

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord


duTrieux. posted:

sweet posting station


i'm the leg rests with the stupid loving gap in the middle

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006


this is really too much

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Maybe we could invent something to solve this problem? some kind devices that separate communication and the recording of audio visual imagery perhaps?

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Hi, it looks like your writing an erotic short story would you like a suggestion for a subject or character?

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

just turned my police scanner on as I scrolled to this hell yeah

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

Captain Pike posted:

very disappointed this isn't the googly-eyed animated gif :colbert:
i'm literally installing visual studio 2013 right now and lol at the stupid bloatware it comes with without an option to uncheck it:

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

OldAlias posted:

i was once paid $2000 to smoke government weed and drive a car around an obstacle course

i would do this for free, the 2k would just be gravy

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Panty Saluter posted:

i would do this for free, the 2k would just be gravy

same

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

OldAlias posted:

i was once paid $2000 to smoke government weed and drive a car around an obstacle course

how do i sign up for this

Gus Hobbleton
Dec 30, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

pram posted:

powerful, emotional words here smythe. i cant say i disagree. delete the thread

delete ur account

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
:pram:

Fuzzy Mammal
Aug 15, 2001

Lipstick Apathy

(units sold in 2014)

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

 

Only registered members can see post attachments!

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Fuzzy Mammal posted:


(units sold in 2014)

gee, would have thought those were full dreams vOv

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

holky gently caress

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

kind of rude to call a strapon "hollow dreams"

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

kind of rude to call a strapon "hollow dreams"

yeah i kind of felt this was mocking or making some kind of subtle commentary


i guess the dong itself might be hollow but that seems structurally unsound

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

mad.radhu
Jan 8, 2006




Fun Shoe

everything is ogre now

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
:nws: http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/strap-on-sex-toys/sp-hollow-dream-strap-on-15248.aspx :nws:

indeed it is hollow and it seems to be so you can fit it over your wholly inadequate penis and feel like a real man for once, if only for a bit



hollow dreams indeed :mmmhmm:

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Panty Saluter posted:

:nws: http://www.adameve.com/adult-sex-toys/strap-on-sex-toys/sp-hollow-dream-strap-on-15248.aspx :nws:

indeed it is hollow and it seems to be so you can fit it over your wholly inadequate penis and feel like a real man for once, if only for a bit



hollow dreams indeed :mmmhmm:

wow

like I heard of penis sleeves but that's like some next level stuff

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Fuzzy Mammal posted:


(units sold in 2014)

Who is the all-american whooper dong?

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Kuvo posted:

how do i sign up for this

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01592409?state1=NA%3ACA%3AON&rcv_d=30

it's not exactly the same, as it's a driving simulator. still, "A single cannabis cigarette (potency 12.5% THC) will be given to participants to smoke over a 10 minute period"

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

Virion posted:

wow

like I heard of penis sleeves but that's like some next level stuff

The chocolate is a great idea. It gives my wife the thought of having a black man without doing it. Would be nice if this came as a pair of latex shorts so if you put it on and took a photo it would look like the woman is getting if from a black man. Just a thought. Also, for those of us that have ED it would be nice if someone came up with a device to pull the penis into something like this.


:stare:

pram
Jun 10, 2001

lol

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



vodkat posted:

Who is the all-american whooper dong?

its, its me :shobon:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



vodkat posted:

The chocolate is a great idea. It gives my wife the thought of having a black man without doing it. Would be nice if this came as a pair of latex shorts so if you put it on and took a photo it would look like the woman is getting if from a black man. Just a thought. Also, for those of us that have ED it would be nice if someone came up with a device to pull the penis into something like this.


:stare:

:stare:

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

OldAlias posted:

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01592409?state1=NA%3ACA%3AON&rcv_d=30

it's not exactly the same, as it's a driving simulator. still, "A single cannabis cigarette (potency 12.5% THC) will be given to participants to smoke over a 10 minute period"

how well did you do on the test

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"


i did this ALL THE TIME when i was a kid

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Gus Hobbleton posted:

delete ur account

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"


this appears to be witchcraft

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

OldAlias posted:

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01592409?state1=NA%3ACA%3AON&rcv_d=30

it's not exactly the same, as it's a driving simulator. still, "A single cannabis cigarette (potency 12.5% THC) will be given to participants to smoke over a 10 minute period"

what is the young person poo poo, this is ageist. bad driving is timeless.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BjdHDJeE0

http://3dprint.com/51566/carbon3d-clip-3d-printing/

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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


got that Freddie Mercury style going on

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