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AgrippaNothing
Feb 11, 2006

When flying, please wear a suit and tie just like me.
Just upholding the social conntract!

Tigntink posted:

I've watched a ford escort die from transmission troubles, a ford tempo with the same issues. My 1993 for explorer was ok, i spent alot of time coasting it for gas mileage but it pinballed on i90. Sorry man, just not a fan. Spent way too much time in junk yards trying to grab working pieces.

It's been really nice to own a car that hasn't broken down in 6 months.

And if you can't understand why I would say "I don't get why someone would buy a car with X trim level for X price when X trim level is available at a very similar price point..." well maybe you should be less of a sperg.

You also probably didn't maintain it as well as you do your lexus. Not saying that Tempos were any good nor that you aren't in the right to protect your car for as much as you spent on it but don't blame a cheap car for behaving badly when you took it to Jiffy lube banged on it with a wrench and a chilton's manual.

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MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Yeah but you wrapped it all up in a big long humblebrag about owning $80K worth of vehicles and rarely driving in the bad with money thread. You really did ask for it.

MrKatharsis fucked around with this message at 02:34 on Aug 18, 2015

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

AgrippaNothing posted:

You also probably didn't maintain it as well as you do your lexus. Not saying that Tempos were any good nor that you aren't in the right to protect your car for as much as you spent on it but don't blame a cheap car for behaving badly when you took it to Jiffy lube banged on it with a wrench and a chilton's manual.

Well, we were poor so we did all of our own work on our cars. Basically bought them from junk yards and kept them running as best we could. The best car my brother sister or I ever owned growing up was actually an 80s honda CRX. That thing ran like a boss and if my mom hadn't sold it about 4 years ago... well I assume it's still running.

Sometimes people get lucky and poo poo takes a right turn. Yeah, its literally the first new car i've ever had in my life. I'm happy about it. I don't see why you have such a need to poo poo on people when things are going right? It's some serious crab mentality.

Seriously though. The Bellevue thing is the worst insult. Just punch me in the gut why don't you?

silicone thrills fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Mar 18, 2015

AgrippaNothing
Feb 11, 2006

When flying, please wear a suit and tie just like me.
Just upholding the social conntract!

Tigntink posted:

Well, we were poor so we did all of our own work on our cars. Basically bought them from junk yards and kept them running as best we could. The best car my brother sister or I ever owned growing up was actually an 80s honda CRX. That thing ran like a boss and if my mom hadn't sold it about 4 years ago... well I assume it's still running.

Sometimes people get lucky and poo poo takes a right turn. Yeah, its literally the first new car i've ever had in my life. I'm happy about it. I don't see why you have such a need to poo poo on people when things are going right? It's some serious crab mentality.

It's just down right upsetting that I can't realize all you've been through and accomplished in spite of of the obstacles.

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Tigntink posted:

I don't see why you have such a need to poo poo on people when things are going right? It's some serious crab mentality.

Tigntink posted:

I bought a custom 2011 lexus 450h for 60,000 new.

I ride the bus 99% of the time.

Our around town car is a nissan leaf.

God I feel like a smug rear end in a top hat.

You're a great example of bad with money, sorry.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Inept posted:

You're a great example of bad with money, sorry.

True enough. I 100% agree.

Lets move on.

Zool
Mar 21, 2005

The motard rap
for all my riders
at the track
Dirt hardpacked
corner workers better
step back
So... what's everyone's problem with Bellevue?

MrKatharsis
Nov 29, 2003

feel the bern
Bellevue people are bad with money. And also horrible.

http://www.seattletimes.com/entertainment/bellevue-ferrari-owner-i-am-a-reflection-of-the-market/

Edit:

Some douche posted:

He leased two Ferraris from Ferrari of Seattle on Capitol Hill.

“With ten, fifteen thousand down, you can own a brand-new Ferrari for around three grand a month,” he said. Ferrari offers a seven-year maintenance package, which saves money in the long term.

“There’s something really practical about it,” he said.

Ironically, on most days Norman doesn’t drive at all.

MrKatharsis fucked around with this message at 03:01 on Mar 18, 2015

OneWhoKnows
Dec 6, 2006
I choo choo choooose you!

That was painful. Reminded me of Tigntink who's from the same place, I believe.

AgrippaNothing
Feb 11, 2006

When flying, please wear a suit and tie just like me.
Just upholding the social conntract!
Guys, let's not get urbaner than thou about this. We have to respect those with wide boulevard parking needs. Be they bro-gramer at google or some mayonnaise from finance, Bellevue Wives Matter.

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.
Hold up, before we go any further we better have Tigntink fill out this form to determine his allegiance:

quote:

1. Have you, or anyone you associate with, been known to frequent an Applebee's?

2. On average, how many outdoor BBQs do you participate in each year?

3. What is your attitude towards crotchspawn?

BEHOLD: MY CAPE
Jan 11, 2004
People buy things regular posters can't afford, BWM goes apeshit, news at 11

Cicero
Dec 17, 2003

Jumpjet, melta, jumpjet. Repeat for ten minutes or until victory is assured.

Zool posted:

So... what's everyone's problem with Bellevue?
It's the dreaded wealthy suburbia. Full of disgusting, affluent white/asian people savages.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

There's a guy about a quarter mile down the street from me who parks his Gallardo in front of my building every Saturday night during the summer. He parks and waits for people on the sidewalk to talk to him about it, then after like a hour he hops in and drives it back to his garage - all a top speed of a quarter mile an hour, since this is a beach road and traffic backs up for miles at 7pm on a summer weekend.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
Weird fetish: financial domination.


quote:

The fetish of financial domination basically entails men (or "pay pigs," as they're known within the fi-dom world) transferring large sums of money to women over the internet. The nuances vary, but a relationship can stretch anywhere from a pay pig sending his dominatrix $30 a week to donating the vast majority of his earnings and having his dom take full control of all his finances. Which seems a little frivolous given the current economic climate, but I guess that's kind of the point.

quote:

I've heard that some slaves "adopt" their mistresses household bills and pay them. Do you ever do that?
I've heard that as well, but I don't participate in it. Most slaves are turned off if they think the dom needs their money, and paying a bill for her may appear that way. Any and all money I receive is spent on frivolous items, which makes it more exciting for me and my pets.

moana
Jun 18, 2005

one of the more intellectual satire communities on the web
Hahahah, I totally want to open up a financial dominatrix business. I would dress in black leather and put all of their money in diversified index funds.

"Oh baby, tell me what to do."
"loving max out that Roth. Max it out so hard. I'm your beneficiary, aren't I? Aren't I?!"

Disco Salmon
Jun 19, 2004

moana posted:

Hahahah, I totally want to open up a financial dominatrix business. I would dress in black leather and put all of their money in diversified index funds.

"Oh baby, tell me what to do."
"loving max out that Roth. Max it out so hard. I'm your beneficiary, aren't I? Aren't I?!"

This made me laugh....the image was spot on!

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul
I enjoyed the Bellevue derail.

potee posted:

There's a guy about a quarter mile down the street from me who parks his Gallardo in front of my building every Saturday night during the summer. He parks and waits for people on the sidewalk to talk to him about it, then after like a hour he hops in and drives it back to his garage - all a top speed of a quarter mile an hour, since this is a beach road and traffic backs up for miles at 7pm on a summer weekend.

I used to see this sort of nonsense in Miami, especially on South Beach. People would drive their zillion-dollar cars down to Collins Avenue/A1A/Ocean Drive just to sit and be seen in bumper-to-bumper beach traffic. A few circles on the Bentley-Clevelander-Betsy circuit, and that's your whole night gone.

Another fun activity in South Florida is golf-course spectating. I don't mean the actual game of golf, which ranks below fingernail-cleaning as a spectator sport. I mean watching people come and go from golf courses. It's great to see some guy roll up in his Porsche Spider with his golf clubs in the passenger seat, or to watch a WASP in checkered golf pants gently remove one club at a time from the tiny trunk of his supercar, then spend ten minutes cursing and licking his thumb while trying to rub away an imaginary scuff left by the handle of one of the clubs.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things

Zool posted:

So... what's everyone's problem with Bellevue?

It's full of creepy stepford wife scenery and Republicans.

silicone thrills fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Mar 18, 2015

AgrippaNothing
Feb 11, 2006

When flying, please wear a suit and tie just like me.
Just upholding the social conntract!
Put the people of Bellevue aside for one moment and just look at the city itself. In terms of style and feel it's like someone went to Neiman Marcus, grabbed something ill fitting off the rack, didn't have it tailored and gave no thought to accessorizing or whether it went with anything else they owned and didn't just look completely mismatched all the time and yet they thought it would be ok because, HAY GUYZ, THIS IS FROM NEIMAN. There's nothing wrong with the garment per se... you just can't pull it off. What are you even thinking?

Now think about the people that would be attracted to a place like that. THIS IS PLACE IS PRETTY FANCY, HUH?

That city lacks any style and the gauche attitudes...ho boy.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
Bad with money : McDonald's trying to claim that it's franchises are small businesses. Going to court over it and losing.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



Centripetal Horse posted:

I enjoyed the Bellevue derail.


I used to see this sort of nonsense in Miami, especially on South Beach. People would drive their zillion-dollar cars down to Collins Avenue/A1A/Ocean Drive just to sit and be seen in bumper-to-bumper beach traffic. A few circles on the Bentley-Clevelander-Betsy circuit, and that's your whole night gone.

Another fun activity in South Florida is golf-course spectating. I don't mean the actual game of golf, which ranks below fingernail-cleaning as a spectator sport. I mean watching people come and go from golf courses. It's great to see some guy roll up in his Porsche Spider with his golf clubs in the passenger seat, or to watch a WASP in checkered golf pants gently remove one club at a time from the tiny trunk of his supercar, then spend ten minutes cursing and licking his thumb while trying to rub away an imaginary scuff left by the handle of one of the clubs.

My wife and I got married on Hollywood Beach slightly north of Miami and we went back for our third wedding anniversary and rented a convertible volvo (free upgrade from the corolla we reserved) and had a lovely time driving down Collins/A1A. We felt like the people that dress in white on an episode of CSI:Miami (the successful ones) for a little bit :3: We're poor, but that vacation was something we'll treasure forever. People like to poo poo on South Beach, but it's a darn sight prettier than Houston. Once I pay all my debts off, I'll see about going back again. I love treating my wife like a queen, at least as often as I can.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008
Bad with money: treating my wife like a queen, as often as I can.

Gothmog1065
May 14, 2009

The Mandingo posted:

Bad with money: treating my wife like a queen, as often as I can.

He could always treat her like a welfare queen.

SiGmA_X
May 3, 2004
SiGmA_X

The Mandingo posted:

Bad with money: treating my wife like a queen, as often as I can.
Good with money: as long as it's budgeted and doesn't impact savings, it's WAY cheaper than a divorce!

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



The Mandingo posted:

Bad with money: treating my wife like a queen, as often as I can.

Man, it used to be that way. Lowered expectations are good with money TM

Cast_No_Shadow
Jun 8, 2010

The Republic of Luna Equestria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 714m are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.

Oh please life like sex dolls may have a higher initial outlay but are way better with money over the long term.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

Cast_No_Shadow posted:

Oh please life like sex dolls may have a higher initial outlay but are way better with money over the long term.

Is the depreciation on the doll tax deductible?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

SiGmA_X posted:

Good with money: as long as it's budgeted and doesn't impact savings, it's WAY cheaper than a divorce!

That's one of the Three F's (along with whether it flies or floats) where it's cheaper to rent than to buy.

BloodBag
Sep 20, 2008

WITNESS ME!



I always found that a PUA kind of line.

fruition
Feb 1, 2014

AgrippaNothing posted:

Put the people of Bellevue aside for one moment and just look at the city itself. In terms of style and feel it's like someone went to Neiman Marcus, grabbed something ill fitting off the rack, didn't have it tailored and gave no thought to accessorizing or whether it went with anything else they owned and didn't just look completely mismatched all the time and yet they thought it would be ok because, HAY GUYZ, THIS IS FROM NEIMAN. There's nothing wrong with the garment per se... you just can't pull it off. What are you even thinking?

Now think about the people that would be attracted to a place like that. THIS IS PLACE IS PRETTY FANCY, HUH?

That city lacks any style and the gauche attitudes...ho boy.

It just irks you to the core that people exist who can afford to spend money without worrying about it, huh?

Instead of being a bitter gently caress, why don't you figure out a way to make more money instead of demonizing those who can afford things that you can't.

So what if high earners with networths over $1Million+ want to buy designer clothes and lease nice cars? What else are they supposed to do with their excess cash? Give it to people like you?

Let's get back to making fun of people who are $100k in debt because they got a liberal arts degree and can't afford their car lease.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
To be fair, old money millionaires mock those kind of tacky new money folks just as much as poor people resent them.

Rurutia
Jun 11, 2009

Mocking Bird posted:

To be fair, old money millionaires mock those kind of tacky new money folks just as much as poor people resent them.

I find this hilarious, because old money millionaires most likely did not have to work for their money.

It's all kind of :allears:

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
I am better than a wealthy person who bought an expensive, mass-produced item that I find tacky because if I were wealthy, I would buy a different expensive, mass-produced item that shows I am tasteful and classy.

http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/2zggy8/my_friend_made_a_dumb_mistake_and_handed_out_her/

quote:

My friend made a dumb mistake and handed out her mobile login for her bank (self.personalfinance)
submitted 6 hours ago by rikky_dubbz
The person she gave it too managed to rack up $15,000.00 in bad checks he ordered from her account. The fraud dept. For her bank contacted her and she admitted to giving him the info, so they informed her she was liable for the bounced checks. Any advice on what she should do?

Uhh, we need more details.

quote:

He contacted her via Instagram offering to help her out financially. It is easily the dumbest thing she has ever done but she is a full time college student with two jobs. I don't thinking she was thinking straight and was just desperate for help.
...
they deposited checks from other people's account into hers and they all bounced

Give my online bank login/password to a stranger, what could possibly go wrong?

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.

fruition posted:

It just irks you to the core that people exist who can afford to spend money without worrying about it, huh?

Instead of being a bitter gently caress, why don't you figure out a way to make more money instead of demonizing those who can afford things that you can't.

So what if high earners with networths over $1Million+ want to buy designer clothes and lease nice cars? What else are they supposed to do with their excess cash? Give it to people like you?

Let's get back to making fun of people who are $100k in debt because they got a liberal arts degree and can't afford their car lease.

The number one key to fitting in anywhere is to "act like you've been here before." New money is basically the opposite of that and considering the ostentatious way that new money begs for attention, who can help notice it and mock it?

In bad with money news, my brother is all talk and mentioned starting his third run at higher education. My father has basically agreed to fund it again, but this time he's depositing the money directly to the school and it's up to my brother to actually register for classes, attend them, and can't cash out any remaining cash to spend on dumb poo poo. So, who's worse with money-- my brother for setting tens of thousands of dollars on fire and probably being too lazy to actually go get this free 2-year degree, or my dad for expecting anything new from my brother and throwing good money after bad?

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Definitely your dad, by a country mile. Enablers are a sad sight.

Least he's not my cousin, who is currently trying to badger his parents into paying for culinary school

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Blinkman987 posted:

The number one key to fitting in anywhere is to "act like you've been here before." New money is basically the opposite of that and considering the ostentatious way that new money begs for attention, who can help notice it and mock it?

In bad with money news, my brother is all talk and mentioned starting his third run at higher education. My father has basically agreed to fund it again, but this time he's depositing the money directly to the school and it's up to my brother to actually register for classes, attend them, and can't cash out any remaining cash to spend on dumb poo poo. So, who's worse with money-- my brother for setting tens of thousands of dollars on fire and probably being too lazy to actually go get this free 2-year degree, or my dad for expecting anything new from my brother and throwing good money after bad?

I know a guy who will pay for his kids' education at the end of each semester. Student uses loans or their own savings to pay for a semester, and dad reimburses (plus any accrued student loan interest) at the end of the semester if they maintain a 3.0 average.

I think that's a pretty smart approach, and your dad should consider it. Dad gets to help out with college, and if your dumb brother wants to be a screwup then he is not insulated from the consequences.

Colin Mockery
Jun 24, 2007
Rawr



moana posted:

Hahahah, I totally want to open up a financial dominatrix business. I would dress in black leather and put all of their money in diversified index funds.

"Oh baby, tell me what to do."
"loving max out that Roth. Max it out so hard. I'm your beneficiary, aren't I? Aren't I?!"

http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=3601

pig slut lisa
Mar 5, 2012

irl is good


canyoneer posted:

I am better than a wealthy person who bought an expensive, mass-produced item that I find tacky because if I were wealthy, I would buy a different expensive, mass-produced item that shows I am tasteful and classy.

http://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/2zggy8/my_friend_made_a_dumb_mistake_and_handed_out_her/


Uhh, we need more details.


Give my online bank login/password to a stranger, what could possibly go wrong?

What on earth :psyduck:

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Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Reddit posted:

For her bank contacted her and she admitted to giving him the info, so they informed her she was liable for the bounced checks.

Lol, no. You give out sensitive financial information every day. It's printed on your frigging checks. Giving someone the login to your online banking account does not make it legal for them to order checks and rob you blind.

I know someone who had something similar happen to her. She did not give out her information willingly, but her identity was stolen by someone she knew. This other woman got credit cards, and bank accounts, and identification in the victim's name. Bank of America gave this acquaintance of mine the runaround for weeks, and repeatedly told her, "This is not our problem. You know the person who did this, and it's your responsibility to take care of it," and refused to reverse any charges, or do any investigations, or even give her the paperwork to request those things. I was loving furious, and it didn't even happen to me.

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