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Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

CrazyTolradi posted:

Pretty sure I read an article (that I can't seem to find right now) that basically said management practices in Australia are fukt and one of our major hurdles in increasing productivity.
Spoiled for choice. I have cited several over the years: https://thisisseriouscom.wordpress.com/
Kitten!/ That's clearly a bunny rabbit!

< Part of your shitposting service delivery team for nearly ten years.

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open24hours
Jan 7, 2001


When I was at uni as an undergrad we had like six to ten people in tutorials. When I signed up to be a tutor here I got 30 first years looking at me like I was their year six teacher. Money might not be everything, but it would certainly help if they could employ a few more people.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

Senator-and-Quokka-Privatisation-enthusiast David Lionhelmet posted:

The time has come for the Prime Minister to reveal if the word 'liberal' means anything to him or if it's just a brand name like Datsun or Krispy Kreme.

haha Datsuns :wtc:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

What the gently caress's a datsun

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

SynthOrange posted:

What the gently caress's a datsun

A nissan that was rebranded for racists.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

SynthOrange posted:

What the gently caress's a datsun

A Nissan back when people didn't want to mention the war.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Nibbles! posted:

This is pretty lol, doubly so from someone holding the AG position. The Senate was never supposed to be a house of review hence it having so much power.


It would be an interesting Constitutional situation anyway. Abbott could lose a spill and run to the GG. He would still be the First Minister as far as the GG was concerned until a motion of no confidence in the lower house right?

Sure, Abbott would still be PM and would be able to request a dissolution if he lost a spill.

But, crucially, he wouldn't be Liberal leader anymore, or during the election. Even if the Coalition won a majority in the election, he wouldn't be able to form a government after the election without winning another spill.

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth
Oi dattos are fuckn grouse stop talking poo poo about em.

V for Vegas
Sep 1, 2004

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Jumpingmanjim posted:

A Nissan back when people didn't want to mention the war.



Lol I never knew that.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

hooman posted:

A nissan that was rebranded for racists.

A what now?

Other
Jul 10, 2007

Post it easy!
Man Datsun ain't been used since the 80's. Get it together Davey

Gough Suppressant
Nov 14, 2008

Other posted:

Man Datsun ain't been used since the 80's. Get it together Davey

Leyonhjelms choice of car, much like his choice of ideology, remains stagnated in the thatcher years.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

hooman posted:

A nissan that was rebranded for racists.

Still wasn't good enough apparently, my grandfather who fought in the Pacific was told he couldn't park his Datsun in the RSL car park

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

cpaf posted:

Still wasn't good enough apparently, my grandfather who fought in the Pacific was told he couldn't park his Datsun in the RSL car park


Iwasaki project


quote:


A bomb exploded at the Iwasaki resort at Yeppoon on 29 November 1980. It ripped a large crater in an unfinished block of holiday units, causing damage estimated at $1 million. This was the culmination of conflict over the project of a Japanese developer, between its supporters and those concerned to preserve the landscape and protect it from foreign, Japanese, ownership.

Yeppoon, a small Central Queensland seaside town of 6000, patronised by Rockhampton residents hoping for a cool sea breeze, heard rumours in 1971 that a Japanese developer was interested in land at Farnborough, north of the town. Mr Yohachiro Iwasaki, chairman of the Iwasaki Sangyo Group, was buying coastal land and had sought the help of the Queensland Government. The wetlands, dunes and mangroves, and the waters of Corio Bay had high environmental values and were used for recreation by fisherman, both professional and amateur, by bushwalkers, campers and four wheel drive enthusiasts. North of this area lay the Shoalwater Bay Military Training Area, controlled by the Defence Department. The Iwasaki project though not defined, was welcomed by the Yeppoon Chamber of Commerce and real estate agents who believed it would bring profit, population and jobs; it was opposed by others who feared their laid-back lifestyle with free access to extensive beaches would be lost, that municipal rates and land values would rise and the fishing catch fall. Rumours that Mr Iwasaki would raise cattle on his land stirred local graziers who feared unwanted competition. Environmental degradation of the landscape appeared inevitable, and foreign ownership of land, especially Japanese, was anathema to many, the Returned Services League (RSL) being an influential group in the town.

The Bjelke-Petersen Government in October 1972 announced that Iwasaki had purchased 930 hectares and would spend $20 million on a tourist resort to receive 20,000 visitors annually. Coast residents at a meeting in Yeppoon Town Hall on 16 November 1972 expressed in principle support for the project by 634 votes to 106, but opponents then organised and promptly formed the Capricorn Coast Protection Council (CCPC). A coalition of environmentalists, fishermen and RSL members, it sought to uncover information about the project and oppose it. As unease about the project mounted, the Queensland Government formed an inter-departmental committee of enquiry, the Barton Committee, which met through 1974. It issued a report unambiguous in its criticism, noting a lack of information which prevented any conclusions about the size, location and scope of the resort. It noted threats to the environment and recognised public concerns about foreign ownership of land, the desirability of Australian equity in the project, and the importance of preserving public access to beach and recreation areas. Yeppoon residents, those who favoured the development and those who opposed it, wanted the town’s character to remain unchanged; another Gold Coast or a Japanese enclave was not wanted. A submission from the CCPC raised these issues and others: damages to mangroves threatened the local prawn and scallop industry, intensive cattle raising would compete with local beef producers, beachside development would erode the dunes.

A franchise agreement

The Barton Committee’s main recommendation, that assessment of the project required more information, did not halt the project. To enable Iwasaki’s land negotiations Premier Joh Bjelke-Petersen introduced a Bill for a Franchise Agreement to the Parliament on 26 April 1978. A means of granting privileges to the developer, it exempted Iwasaki from several Queensland statutes, gave concessions on leasehold land, and allowed the sale to the Government of seafront land owned by LSC for lease to Iwasaki. The Queensland International Tourist Centre Agreement Act 1978 provoked strong questions from the Labor Party, but was pushed through by the Premier in an all night sitting on 17 May. Iwasaki could now legally purchase and lease Crown Land and develop it outside the planning regulations.

A wet opening

Under the Franchise Agreement construction had to begin on or before 1 April 1979, and a bulldozer began that day to prepare an access road for the official opening. The ceremony, on a rain-drenched day in June 1979, was attended by the Premier and Mr Iwasaki. The day ‘dawned cold and bleak with light rain falling steadily’, and the rain became ‘torrential’, delighting the project’s opponents. On 19 June, to coincide with the Iwaskai opening, an anti-Japanese display was erected in the front yard of the RSL building at Yeppoon, visible to travellers to the ceremony. The campaign against the ownership of land by aliens was the main and enduring line of attack made by the Yeppoon RSL and the Capricorn Coast Protection Council, an unlikely alliance forged when a veteran of the RAAF was Secretary of both organisations.

Explosion

Opposition to the Iwasaki development had been non-violent. But on 29 November 1980 a bomb blast ripped a seven-metre crater in the first block of holiday units then under construction. Damage was estimated at $1 million and was reported in the Brisbane and national media. The Courier-Mail on 2 December 1980 reported ‘the outrage at Yeppoon’ as ‘a massive and shameful act of violence’; The Australian on 1 December 1980 recognised that ‘Mr Iwasaki’s insistence on freehold rather than leasehold land’ ... had ‘attracted innuendo, racism, greed and jingoism.’ The two men charged with the bombing were found ‘not guilty’ by a jury, after a key prosecution witness who appeared to have collaborated with the police was discredited. The older accused man, a fisherman, was known for his anti-Japanese opinions. Construction was delayed, but continued.

The end to special privileges

By 1988 the Iwasaki project was five years behind schedule, and a newly elected Premier, Mike Ahern, resolved to repeal the Franchise Agreement. The Iwasaki Queensland International Tourist Centre Agreement Act Repeal Act was introduced on 11 April 1989. The Premier said Iwasaki had failed to comply with the agreement, failed to meet completion dates, had not submitted work programs, and had failed to provide access for public recreation. The same session of Parliament passed an Act to set up a register of foreign land ownership.

Rydges Capricorn International Resort

The Iwasaki resort project was a grandiose scheme of a Japanese investor who attempted to secure a large area of coastal Central Queensland and change it. Yeppoon has not become a Japanese enclave, nor is the resort area the environmental disaster that was feared. Still owned by Iwaskai but managed by Rydges, it advertises as ‘a 22,000 acre beachfront wildlife sanctuary’, offering two golf-courses, three restaurants and bars, ‘Rainforest Canoe Adventures’, ‘Wetlands Eco Tours’ and ‘Guided Beach Horse Riding’. Japanese visitors are infrequent.


https://www.qhatlas.com.au/content/iwasaki-project

The 80's were weird.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
^^^^^ Holy gently caress, stay classy Australians.

open24hours posted:

A what now?

A Japanese car that sounded too Japanese so they called it something that sounded less Japanese.

Manufactured in Australia in the 80's. Most of my childhood was spent being driven around in a powder blue datsun bluebird wagon.

RIP bluebird, you were filled with rust and fond memories. Looked a lot like this but waaay rustier.

open24hours
Jan 7, 2001

That sounds like an urban legend. A better story about racist car names is the Subaru Legacy, which was renamed the Liberty in Australia because Legacy thought it was inappropriate for a Japanese car to have the name.

Thinking
Jan 22, 2009

This was in country Queensland in 1969 and my grandfather was as racist as they come but Datsun made the most economical ute you could buy at the time

Les Affaires
Nov 15, 2004

Don't forget the explosion that happened at their factory. It was raining Datsun cogs that day.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Les Affaires posted:

Don't forget the explosion that happened at their factory. It was raining Datsun cogs that day.

markgreyam
Mar 10, 2008

Talk to the mittens.

hooman posted:

Manufactured in Australia in the 80's. Most of my childhood was spent being driven around in a powder blue datsun bluebird wagon.

RIP bluebird, you were filled with rust and fond memories. Looked a lot like this but waaay rustier.



I spent a couple of years between Celicas driving this but it was just the sedan version. Also it was two-tone: dark blue and light blue... wish I had a photo.

Not exactly powerhouses, and mine was automatic as well; for anyone unfortunately familiar with Adelaide I'm pretty sure I was once overtaken by a cyclist going up Flagstaff Hill Road from South Road.

Laserface
Dec 24, 2004

Theres a grey imported Nissan Skyline driving around the Shire with a 'gently caress off, we're full' sticker on it.

A car auctioned off in Japan, fleeing persecution from being too old and hard to register to another land where it can hope to survive, wearing a sticker telling immigrants to go away.

:growing-ironicat:

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
My first car was a Datsun Sunny that died when mum burnt out the gearbox and bogged it doing donuts through the bush.
:australia:

Negative Entropy
Nov 30, 2009

my dad drove a 240B, baby poo poo yellow, then a Mitsubishi sigma and then a Datsun dual cab something.

long history of glorious nipponese cars.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

markgreyam posted:

I spent a couple of years between Celicas driving this but it was just the sedan version. Also it was two-tone: dark blue and light blue... wish I had a photo.

Not exactly powerhouses, and mine was automatic as well; for anyone unfortunately familiar with Adelaide I'm pretty sure I was once overtaken by a cyclist going up Flagstaff Hill Road from South Road.

The one I grew up in, by the time we replaced it, shook so badly the gearstick would be a vibrating blur across 2 inches either side of where it should be, and when we test drove a falcon the ride was so bizarrely smooth I ended up feeling a bit ill.

Vale Bluebird, you were rusted to poo poo, leaked in the rain, shook like you had parkinsons, had hosed suspension and brakes but I loved you.

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

hooman posted:

The one I grew up in, by the time we replaced it, shook so badly the gearstick would be a vibrating blur across 2 inches either side of where it should be, and when we test drove a falcon the ride was so bizarrely smooth I ended up feeling a bit ill.

I used to dread roadtrips with non-poor friends. I'd car carsick every time I sat in their weird space cars for more than 20 minutes.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
My family history is Mazda and Mazda only.

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005

Datsun 180B was one of the first cars I ever drove :allears:

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

Les Affaires posted:

Don't forget the explosion that happened at their factory. It was raining Datsun cogs that day.

Murodese
Mar 6, 2007

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We're looking for fine Men & Women to help Protect the Australian Way of Life.

Become part of the Legend. Defence Jobs.

Amoeba102 posted:

Tell me more.

In the words of a lecturer, "chemistry research tends to involve mixing two random chemicals and seeing if they explode, then writing a paper about it anyway" :11tea:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Les Affaires posted:

Don't forget the explosion that happened at their factory. It was raining Datsun cogs that day.

Comeon tell us the story

Murodese
Mar 6, 2007

Think you've got what it takes?
We're looking for fine Men & Women to help Protect the Australian Way of Life.

Become part of the Legend. Defence Jobs.

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Comeon tell us the story

It's a pun

Paracausal
Sep 5, 2011

Oh yeah, baby. Frame your suffering as a masterpiece. Only one problem - no one's watching. It's boring, buddy, boring as death.

TG-Chrono posted:

People should brace themselves for another all fronts attack on the parole system. The murderer of Masa Vukodic seems to be a recent releasee.

Suspect in custody

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Les Affaires posted:

Don't forget the explosion that happened at their factory. It was raining Datsun cogs that day.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Ok i get it now

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Murodese posted:

In the words of a lecturer, "chemistry research tends to involve mixing two random chemicals and seeing if they explode, then writing a paper about it anyway" :11tea:

I was expecting something serious, not light hearted humour.

i got banned
Sep 24, 2010

lol abbottwon

Murodese posted:

It's a pun

Spoonerism

Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS
:siren: BREAKING NEWS :siren:

TONY HAS EATEN A SECOND ONION

http://www.pedestrian.tv/news/arts-and-culture/tony-abbott-continues-to-troll-us-all-eats-another/30d4d0b9-9aa9-487c-bae6-fd47fd9dcdd7.htm

MysticalMachineGun
Apr 5, 2005


What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
Breaking News: Lizard eats onion.

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Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Maybe he was always like this. Or maybe he knows a spill is coming soon so he wants the history books to know him as Tony the Onion Slayer.

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