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neck face
Mar 13, 2009

closed casket

Good to see that Michael cleaned up his act.

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atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

bobbilljim posted:

sou


rce your quotes

there are areas of alaska where it is a bad idea to go hiking without at least a pistol of sufficient caliber to bore a hole through a grizzly bear

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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he wasn't talking about bears, he was saying 'yes well one day i might need to kill a man'

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Why would you need to kill someone? Just carry a pocketknife so you can maim each other

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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guns are actually a really good way to de-escalate a potentially dangerous situation. 9 out of 10 times, when someone pulls a gun, everybody calms down and nobody gets hurt.

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT
Jun 30, 2008

wesley snypes posted:

guns are actually a really good way to de-escalate a potentially dangerous situation. 9 out of 10 times, when someone pulls a gun, everybody calms down and nobody gets hurt.

did you get that stat from the nra

pretty sure it could be argued that in most of those situations no one would have gotten hurt even if a gun wasn't pulled anyway

people like to talk tough and talk poo poo but the instinct to avoid harming another (or getting harmed by engaging in an actual fight) is pretty strongly ingrained in most

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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how obvious do i need to be here

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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guns don't kill people. bullets don't kill people, either. nobody has ever died from gun violence. guns are completely totally safe, especially in states where you can go out and grab one without any kind of prior training or licensing. it's great. everything i say is true

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

wesley snypes posted:

he wasn't talking about bears, he was saying 'yes well one day i might need to kill a man'

no gun chat please.

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

wesley snypes posted:

guns don't kill people. bullets don't kill people, either. nobody has ever died from gun violence. guns are completely totally safe, especially in states where you can go out and grab one without any kind of prior training or licensing. it's great. everything i say is true

Same but bicycles.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

memechat segueing into gunchat - gas this awful thread.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

circumcise yourself with a pineapple pizza

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

NoneMoreNegative posted:

memechat segueing into gunchat - gas this awful thread.

some people pronounce two syllables in "meme", and it bothers me

computer toucher
Jan 8, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

memechat segueing into gunchat - gas this awful thread.

A YOSPOS Pics Thread - A Picture On Almost Every Page!

p.s. salt is good for you.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

computer toucher posted:

A YOSPOS Pics Thread - A Picture On Almost Every Page!

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
it's "1 more time", but "0.9999... more times", which is just one of the many non-mathematical pr

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fbHH5xZcVvQ

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

memechat segueing into gunchat - gas this awful thread.

its appropriate if u think about it

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
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shit wizard dad



it's Meme

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art





prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
this was probably already posted, but i don't care

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free

prefect posted:

this was probably already posted, but i don't care



Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

axolotl farmer posted:

circumcise yourself with a pineapple pizza

and be sure to leave the a tip

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

so excited for fallout 4

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
has jeff minter ever done anything original? as far as i can tell it's all remakes of this, sequels to that, llama-themed clones etc etc. tempest, the game he's been making for 20 years over and over again was originally written by someone else wasnt it

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

same

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
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PAIN
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shit wizard dad

wayfinder posted:

has jeff minter ever done anything original?

he was the first white man to gently caress a llama

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

graph posted:

post the gun handle

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

if there's a gun hall of fame, this one needs to be there

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

i want to punch this loving douchebag in the face every time i see this picture... then once the glass breaks in his glasses, take the biggest piece of said glass and force it into his eyeball towards the brain, sort of like taking a birthday candle with ur thumb and pusing it all the way through the cake

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

wayfinder posted:

has jeff minter ever done anything original? as far as i can tell it's all remakes of this, sequels to that, llama-themed clones etc etc. tempest, the game he's been making for 20 years over and over again was originally written by someone else wasnt it

he's an irrelevant nobody who has never made a good game, yet has somehow convinced people his opinions are important.

Deacon of Delicious
Aug 20, 2007

I bet the twist ending is Dracula's dick-babies

du -hast posted:

i want to punch this loving douchebag in the face every time i see this picture... then once the glass breaks in his glasses, take the biggest piece of said glass and force it into his eyeball towards the brain, sort of like taking a birthday candle with ur thumb and pusing it all the way through the cake

this seems excessive

plus, way to ruin a birthday cake

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Deacon of Delicious posted:

this seems excessive

plus, way to ruin a birthday cake

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
"crappy little bullshit man"

i miss the salad days of achewood so bad

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

"crappy little bullshit man"

i miss the salad days of achewood so bad

"he always out gettin' his leech on" will never not be funny to me

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