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Sash! posted:The girlfriends of guys that spend their four years in Florida flying a powerpoint presentation getting outraged that they didn't get to cut to the head of the line at Starbucks, not given a discount, and no one bowed down to them. My grandfather flew a bomber that most likely dropped bombs on civilian targets in Germany. I demand that this forum treat me with the respect I deserve.
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Chichevache posted:My grandfather flew a bomber that most likely dropped bombs on civilian targets in Germany. I demand that this forum treat me with the respect I deserve. My Grandfather was the flight doctor for a squadron that basically just flew the brass around Europe. Pretty sweet gig, really.
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Mar 19, 2015 02:30
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My grandfather was a goddamn war hero during WWII He was awarded the Iron Cross three times
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Mel Mudkiper posted:My grandfather was a goddamn war hero during WWII I resent that! My grandmother died in a Nazi prison camp. A guard fell out of the tower and crushed her. 
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Mar 19, 2015 03:57
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Well my grandpa lied about his age so he could go kill Nazis because he wasn't 18 yet! 
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Mar 19, 2015 04:54
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My uncle works at Nintendo
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Mar 19, 2015 05:40
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my dad works at one of those stands in the middle of the mall floor where they try to sell you an overpriced cellphone case
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:my dad works at one of those stands in the middle of the mall floor where they try to sell you an overpriced cellphone case Working class hero  Every day he shows up to work is a day he would trade with Junior Seau.
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football fuckerman posted:My uncle works at Nintendo Owns. Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:my dad works at one of those stands in the middle of the mall floor where they try to sell you an overpriced cellphone case Maybe I'm wrong here, but I hold those mall kiosk folks with the same regard as the bootleg DVD guy at the local comic shop.
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Mar 19, 2015 13:59
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I feel bad for all the legitimate nephews and nieces of Nintendo employees who just get called liars all the time.
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What amazes me about the uncle at Nintendo thing was how many kids did it. We all have that story about the kid who said his uncle worked for Nintendo. There is something that just clicked in the popular consciousness that made it a spontaneous thing.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:What amazes me about the uncle at Nintendo thing was how many kids did it. We all have that story about the kid who said his uncle worked for Nintendo. There is something that just clicked in the popular consciousness that made it a spontaneous thing. It's true. And yet, decades later, I've still never met anyone whose uncle worked at Sega.
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AKMoose posted:It's true. And yet, decades later, I've still never met anyone whose uncle worked at Sega. Until right the gently caress now.
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Mar 19, 2015 19:05
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AKMoose posted:It's true. And yet, decades later, I've still never met anyone whose uncle worked at Sega. In, like, fifth grade, one of the popular kids in my class had to move away for six months because his parents were having trouble. When he came back, we asked him what the other school was like. I will never forget his response. "They were weird. They liked Sega."
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Sash! posted:The girlfriends of guys that spend their four years in Florida flying a powerpoint presentation getting outraged that they didn't get to cut to the head of the line at Starbucks, not given a discount, and no one bowed down to them. Matt Ufford actually served abroad and saw combat and is / was a very funny and good KSK and SBNation writer so I'm not sure if he applies Edit also what the gently caress why is anyone defending Florio ever??
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Mar 20, 2015 23:53
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Every time I see Darren Rovell all I can think of is he's an unironic version of the MY BRAND guy from this commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCJ5BNKdWbo edit: thought this was the generic sports journalism thread. whoops. axeil fucked around with this message at 15:04 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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My hero PFTcommenter wrote a fake article about how climate Change and concussions were liberal media junk science. Fox News wrote a real one. PFTcommenter accused the author of plagiarism. It only gets better https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/580376725730811904 PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter 7h7 hours ago @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery its literaly the same exact thing i wrote about concussions and global "warming" except not as strong Dylan Gwinn @themightygwinn 7h7 hours ago @PFTCommenter @FoxNews @Regnery Sorry, in the words of our Prez, "You didn't build that." Dan Wolken 1st made that comp in a tweet that I... it goes on and on
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I think that, perhaps, if you claim to be a  legitimate reporter, getting into twitter arguments with a satirist is a battle you can't win. Especially if you're this clueless.@themightygwinn @PFTCommenter @FoxNews @Regnery Seeing as your time as ur time as a coach and mine as a player means absolutely nothing. I'll stick w/my... @PFTCommenter @FoxNews @Regnery ability to read comprehensively and understand as my credential for being able to talk abt these things.
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Holy poo poo @sackedbybmac: @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn you can't even spell things right after I call you out. Hint: If a red line is under it you spelled it wrong @PFTCommenter: @sackedbybmac @themightygwinn nazis cared way to much about thin red lines too. Called em armbands
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The armbands were quite broad!
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This exchange was pretty strong imo Dylan Gwinn @themightygwinn 9h9 hours ago @PFTCommenter @FoxNews @Regnery Point is, those arguments and comps preceded you. By a mile. You have no monopoly sir. Sorry to disappoint. PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery have u ever even played football Dylan Gwinn @themightygwinn 9h9 hours ago @PFTCommenter @FoxNews @Regnery Yes, not well. But yes. PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter 9h9 hours ago @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery i was a full back coach let me carry the sledgehammer on senior night. whats your credentials? Dylan Gwinn @themightygwinn 9h9 hours ago @PFTCommenter @FoxNews @Regnery Seeing as your time as ur time as a coach and mine as a player means absolutely nothing. I'll stick w/my... Dylan Gwinn @themightygwinn 9h9 hours ago @PFTCommenter @FoxNews @Regnery ability to read comprehensively and understand as my credential for being able to talk abt these things. PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter 9h9 hours ago @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery i wrote a book about obama trying to steal the NFL and move it to kenya thats my credentials
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PFT Commenter is too beautiful for this world.
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I don't even have twitter anymore, I just go to PFTcommenter's time line once a day
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Spoeank posted:PFT Commenter is too beautiful for this world. Clarence Hill @clarencehilljr @ProFootballTalk if Dez did it then he gets what he deserves. Until there is proof of that then this is muckraking ProFootballTalk @ProFootballTalk @clarencehilljr . . . So how do we find out if he did it? Who pushes this when police drop the ball? PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter .@ProFootballTalk @clarencehilljr technicaly the police didnt drop the ball they just didnt complete the act of catching him Jesus, you're right
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I cracked up at him saying he was a fullback coach. Then the Kenya line a couple later. Those are the funniest things i've seen in a long time.
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he was saying he was a fullback and coach let him etc reading PFT commenter is an art
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Hah, you're (or should I say your?) right. I obviously still have much to learn. Being a fullback is still perfect though.
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I really need to start reading MMBM more, some of these quotes are killing me. Improvements to be brought up at owner meeting: -Dont allow a potential future ground-zero mosque to be built within 5 miles of any new NFL stadium -New catch rule- a player has only completed the act of a catch when he makes a act common to the act of football like getting arrestied for domestic abuse or ignoring a queston from a reporter. Also his dig on David Brooks for his view on Iraq.
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Its Miller Time posted:-New catch rule- a player has only completed the act of a catch when he makes a act common to the act of football like getting arrestied for domestic abuse or ignoring a queston from a reporter. *there
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Ribsauce posted:I stole this and reused it at work (just the domestic violence part) and I really did make someone spit out their* drink they laughed so hard. Is plagiarism bannable? Mods?!?
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You're still unbanned aren't you
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I've never read a PFTCommenter tweet that's topped the best TFF post
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Spoeank posted:You're still unbanned aren't you  sweet thursday posted:I've never read a PFTCommenter tweet that's topped the best TFF post What post is that?
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Yours, Chiche. If you believe in yourself 
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Chichevache posted:
The one about Brett Favre and his wife's missing breast, I assume?
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The part where Brian McDonald starts getting into the fight makes it even funnier Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac Mar 24 @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery wait, you wrote a book about what? Lol, hope that was a joke PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter Mar 24 @sackedbybmac @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery I did it has 5 star on amazon and every thing. How many star does you're book have? Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac Mar 24 @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery lol, you carried a sledgehammer. Impeccable credentials. PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter Mar 24 @sackedbybmac @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery thanks Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac Mar 24 @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery were those stars stickers from your kindergarten teacher? A participation award perhaps? Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac Mar 24 @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery NFL to Kenya. I'd make a joke about that premise but the joke was already made by the idea PFTCommenter @PFTCommenter Mar 24 @sackedbybmac @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery im not a idiot lib like u. I dont play ur PC participaton trophy game pic.twitter.com/Y4KNidP5Je Tom Carlin @tomcar39 Mar 24 @PFTCommenter @sackedbybmac @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery ur literally two right for these libs. Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac Mar 24 @tomcar39 @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery its "too" and "your" Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac Mar 24 @PFTCommenter @themightygwinn @FoxNews @Regnery ha, I'm a lib? You don't even know me. Last desperate attempt from a losing argument Later on Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac · Mar 24 Getting a feeling this troll is a fake and I've been put on. Either way, this has been fun. Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac · Mar 24 This was fun, but it's getting weird now. One of my many character flaws is not knowing when to walk away. Think it's past time. Brian McDonald @sackedbybmac · Mar 24 Parody account? Well, that information would have been useful before this thing started. Honestly hadn't heard of him. Oh well. Moving on.
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sweet thursday posted:Yours, Chiche. If you believe in yourself I wish I had parents like you 
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SF Weekly's editor compared Jay Mariotti to Hunter S. Thompson.quote:Is it bold to bring Mariotti to this company because he was accused of some lovely crimes? No, that's not what's bold about it. That was a decision higher-ups in the company made after lots of conversations with him, and they trusted what they heard. What's bold is that, in spite of this, we decided to bring to the Bay Area's sports scene an excellent writer with a voice that's singular in ways not unlike maverick voices from the past, such as Hunter S. Thompson's.
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