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zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Croccers posted:

I find a lot of the issue is that most seem to over-plop bus stops.
Cims will walk pretty drat loving far to get to one so you don't need one every block and turn.
Nonsense, do you want a functioning transit system or do you want enough hearts poo poo out of office buildings to get skyscrapers.

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Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?

Croccers
Jun 15, 2012

simosimo posted:

Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?
Something Awful.
Steam.
Road maps app for cities.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The size of passenger train stations in this game is absurd.

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Mar 19, 2015

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?

zedprime posted:

Nonsense, do you want a functioning transit system or do you want enough hearts poo poo out of office buildings to get skyscrapers.

Idgi

Oodles
Oct 31, 2005

simosimo posted:

Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?

Lowtax the motivational speaker, with added :10bux:

ExplodingSims
Aug 17, 2010

RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE


Logikv9 posted:

ahaha holy gently caress that took forever


I expect to see a massive skyscraper city built in your new valley. Then delete all the dams. :getin:

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

MikeJF posted:

The size of passenger train stations in this game is absurd.

I know, I was at the Amtrak station in Silver Spring a while back and it was significantly larger.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

Domattee posted:

I really like the beach cruise ship. How long has it been there? You could try to have some water just where it is and then build around it, have a unique attraction

That's a moving ship following the established shipping lines. Boats don't give a gently caress about water.

Domattee
Mar 5, 2012


Welp, time to rebuild my innercity highways!


e: /\/\/\/\ Does it hover in the air or drag its rear end along the ground like it's a landshark

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Level 3 office buildings are notoriously hard to get to level up due to "wanting more services." Every service that makes something poo poo a heart out at placement counts as credit so duplicated service covering is required, and overly placed bus lines is one part of that you can do.

Sage Grimm
Feb 18, 2013

Let's go explorin' little dude!

ExplodingSims posted:

I expect to see a massive skyscraper city built in your new valley. Then delete all the dams. :getin:

Show them the error of building below sea level and not maintaining their levies. :unsmigghh:

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist

simosimo posted:

Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?

Radical Larry.

I'm still laughing at the EA and Ubisoft ones, so anything like that is good.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Sage Grimm posted:

Show them the error of building below sea level and not maintaining their levies. :unsmigghh:

Terrain.party new orleans

kefkafloyd
Jun 8, 2006

What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

simosimo posted:

Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?

Bachelor Chow. Now with flavor!

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Billboard suggestion would be of a poop dam company offering electrical services

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

simosimo posted:

Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?

Need some "just across the border in another state we've got CASINOS" billboards like we have all over Utah.

Also, some of those stupid inspirational ones where they have a word ("genius") and a pic of some famous person ("Abe Lincoln"), but aren't really advertising something.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



If anyone was interested in an archipelago map I spent a bit banging my head against the editor to create something reasonably okay-ish: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=410379210



jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Where's the ring?

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

Communist Bear
Oct 7, 2008

Someone make a Better Call Saul billboard.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Anyone have any advice for getting my crime rate up to 50%?

Noyemi K posted:

I know, I was at the Amtrak station in Silver Spring a while back and it was significantly larger.

Maybe, but Amtrack's cross-country. I can understand huge stations for intercity train, but metropolitan commuter stations should be a thing too.

Arnold of Soissons
Mar 4, 2011

by XyloJW

WMain00 posted:

Someone make a Better Call Saul billboard.

The one with the blue suit or whatever

e: make the saul one and the one he was copying so you can have both and the citizenry can get confused about which is which

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013


:golfclap:

The Mantis
Jul 19, 2004

what is yall sayin?
Is there a map up on the workshop that someone can just open and immediately unlock all the stupid failed city achievements?

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

The Mantis posted:

Is there a map up on the workshop that someone can just open and immediately unlock all the stupid failed city achievements?

Haven't tried this myself yet but...

Knuc U Kinte posted:

I unlocked all those requirements by opening the Los Santos GTA V save.

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

St Evan Echoes posted:

Where's the ring?

You might be thinking of "atoll".

Sormus
Jul 24, 2007

PREVENT SPACE-AIDS
sanitize your lovebot
between users :roboluv:
So, I've been playing the Mars map and decided that the traditional grid is awful.

I replaced it with even denser grid.


Those intersections work like magic by the way:
http://i.imgur.com/l6qdQkf.gifv

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

simosimo posted:

Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?

Doobies Dog House, please.

Michaellaneous
Oct 30, 2013

simosimo posted:

Gonna make some more city billboard textures tonight, anyone wanna see some parodies of a certain thing?

Something 9/11 related

BombermanX
Jan 13, 2011

I'm afraid of other people's opinions when they differ from my own. Please do not hurt my feelings.

Michaellaneous posted:

Something 9/11 related

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

I forgot who first posted it but this is an amazing solution to industrial traffic. No problems whatsoever with this setup.

The two lane roads are NOT one way, because that would prevent service vehicles from easy movement.

Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***

Dandywalken posted:

Doobies Dog House, please.

Tried googling this, I can't really find anything; although it looks like some sort of saga unfolded around it.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





simosimo posted:

Tried googling this, I can't really find anything; although it looks like some sort of saga unfolded around it.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2466

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
Someone keeps linking pictures of the mountaineous map. Can anyone link it, and could the links to cool maps be added to the OP?

Lester Shy
May 1, 2002

Goodness no, now that wouldn't do at all!


Due to my tendency to jam pedestrian paths in wherever I think they'd work instead of planning for them, I've created a gateway to the subway dimension. They phase through the ground and then ride the metro to their destinations.

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
redditpost but it has to be seen: http://a.pomf.se/czdeng.webm

this stuff makes me wonder if floating cars are happening in my city and i'm just missing out!

emdash fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Mar 19, 2015

fusionpit
Sep 8, 2005

Does that make me crazy?
College Slice
After fighting with what turned out to be my alpha texture being the wrong size, I finally got my accurately sized youth baseball/softball field actually working - if overexposed looking.



Time to try it out in-game!



Oh well gently caress me. Anyone know how high I have to make the base to compensate for that?

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

http://a.pomf.se/czdeng.webm

Spaced God posted:

Are we still doing :psyduck: highway junctions? Because I live in New Jersey and have to deal with poo poo like this:



:unsmigghh:

Do you like left exits?



because Boston likes left exits



no, really



(to be fair on the last one, it's better than what was there before the Big Dig)

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Sevalar
Jul 10, 2009

HEY RADICAL LARRY HOW ABOUT A HAIRCUT

****MIC TO THE WILLY***
New billboards incoming momentarily!

Sevalar fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Mar 19, 2015

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