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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Son of Rodney posted:

lovely taxidermy reminded me of this handsome fella I found at the berlin natural museum:



What are you talking about, that looks just like a Sloth.

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

On some far astral plane, that animal's soul is crying bitterly.

This is apropos of just about nothing but in the movie RIPD (which no one saw) Jeff Bridges' character laments that as a ghost he saw coyotes tear his body up and then drag his skull into a cave and gently caress it.

That poor cat probably feels the same way.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

tomstuart posted:

its not mad max

its malcontent marvin

Nice

Sad lions
Sep 3, 2008

Son of Rodney posted:

lovely taxidermy reminded me of this handsome fella I found at the berlin natural museum:



The taxidermy was perfect. This animal was just killed out of mercy.

RaspberryCommie
May 3, 2008

Stop! My penis can only get so erect.

Son of Rodney posted:

lovely taxidermy reminded me of this handsome fella I found at the berlin natural museum:



As I was scrolling down I stopped to ask why you'd have a problem with the taxidermy. Then I scrolled a bit more and it was like a jump scare.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Jesus it's like the cat equivalent of Sloth from the goonies.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



"So they adopted a bab---" :stare: :smith:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
What I don't get is why it's in a museum. There's clearly a perfectly normal stuffed animal behind it, so why keep the one that looks terrible. Unless it's part of some "This is what taxidermy was like in the 1800's" exhibit or something.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007




My favorite part is the post-it note extension.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Son of Rodney posted:

lovely taxidermy reminded me of this handsome fella I found at the berlin natural museum:



I know absolutely nothing about taxidermy and I'm 100% sure I could do a better job than that.

Spectral Werewolf
Jun 15, 2006

And if that wasn't funny, there were lots of things that weren't even funnier...

I just noticed it says Deinver.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Spectral Werewolf posted:

I just noticed it says Deinver.

I prefer to think it says Demver

Bippie Mishap
Oct 12, 2012




Rosey and Ray

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

kannonfodder posted:

Next time you're in Canada, get yourself a Donair. It's even better.

I cannot stress this enough. Sweet sauce mixed with hot sauce is the nectar of the gods.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Bippie Mishap posted:



Rosey and Ray

You crossed the streams, Ray. :ohdear:

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...

Tuxedo Ted posted:



My favorite part is the post-it note extension.

This picture always bugs me because it ignores the wheels.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

These are the best.




This one hits close to home:


Stealth edit:

Buckets posted:

This picture always bugs me because it ignores the wheels.

I never even noticed them. :aaa:

Twistershift
Feb 7, 2007

Small Frozen Thing posted:


One of ISIS' most feared generals

Combat sandals.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

MizPiz posted:

These are the best.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Did you find this picture on a floppy disk?

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

MizPiz posted:

These are the best.




This one hits close to home:


Stealth edit:


I never even noticed them. :aaa:

Incidentally if you want to go burn away some hours of your life, the source of the texts in these is Texts From Last Night.

The paper plate one's a personal favourite :allears:.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

beaten like the girl holding the black baby

Anil Dikshit has a new favorite as of 05:49 on Mar 20, 2015

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

kannonfodder posted:

Next time you're in Canada, get yourself a Donair. It's even better.

Noooooo.
Shawermas are better. Those are actual meat strips in the meat tornado, doner is just made from ground meats.


Shawermas are better.
(Source:Lived in the middle east)

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Ishamael posted:

Did you find this picture on a floppy disk?

It was on two of those big honkin' floppies

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Decius
Oct 14, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Noooooo.
Shawermas are better. Those are actual meat strips in the meat tornado, doner is just made from ground meats.


Shawermas are better.
(Source:Lived in the middle east)

You have some lovely Döner in the Middle East then. Here in Europe selling ground meat as Döner would probably get you strung up on the next tree. It might be rotten, it might not be actually the meat advertised and frozen for three years, but it is meat strips.

repeating
Nov 14, 2005

Decius posted:

but it is meat strips.

You're fuckin' meat strips.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MindlessHavok posted:

I know absolutely nothing about taxidermy and I'm 100% sure I could do a better job than that.

Well, yeah, you've seen a cougar or whatever the gently caress that is, like, ever.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Noooooo.
Shawermas are better. Those are actual meat strips in the meat tornado, doner is just made from ground meats.




no, kebab is also from the meat tornado

Dr. Light
Dec 16, 2006

Son of Rodney posted:

lovely taxidermy reminded me of this handsome fella I found at the berlin natural museum:



With its legs like that, this reminds me of Backpanther.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

repeating posted:

You're fuckin' meat strips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYiZeszLosE

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Zzulu posted:

no, kebab is also from the meat tornado
Not lula or kafta, at the very least.

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009

Bippie Mishap posted:



Rosey and Ray

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Man, King REoL has really let himself go.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few



Tits: healthy for you! :pervert:

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

I cannot stress this enough. Sweet sauce mixed with hot sauce is the nectar of the gods.

Ugh, avoid Western Canadian donairs, they're all poo poo. East Coast donairs with the proper recipe. This one is an adaptation of King of Donair's sauce and King of Donair is the best donair shop hands down. Only in Halifax though

2/3 cup canned evaporated milk
2/3 cup sugar
1/4 cup white vinegar
1/2 tsp garlic powder

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Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

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