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MononcQc
May 29, 2007



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Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
Washington Capitals: Presidents Trophy and First-Round Exit

Almost as perfect as Toronto passing on McDavid (although Felix really is number one).

Grats on the hardware goons!

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

ThinkTank posted:

If we're ever teammates I'm going to fight you mid-game.

If we joined forces we could be a ppg player for years to come!

Also the other 5 skater goons who made the playoffs combined for 17 hits in 63 games. Saskatanov? 45 hits in 17 games. Very good. Very good indeed.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
I think Minnesota needs The Crushinator to really push them over the edge into the 2nd round and beyond.

Stickarts
Dec 21, 2003

literally

Pleads posted:

Jets in the Conference Finals. Gallant is ready for the big time. :getin:

Wait, are we gonna be teammates??? Oh this just keeps getting better.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
loving Columbus has turned my career into garbage

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
Rod Peters, the next Jeff Taffe.

(Springfield - not Syracuse)

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007




Thank you to all my fans, but why are you calling Rod Peters gay? Rod is a good player.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Yet again a BAP-Rutkowski goes into the playoffs with a top seed and bust.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
19 points in the playoffs and my team cant get to the cup game.

Jerks

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
YES

YEEESSSSS

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo

Athanatos posted:

19 points in the playoffs and my team cant get to the cup game.

Jerks

Not the goalie's fault. Felix is number 1, if you didn't get the news.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots
Look at all you scrubs complaining about playoff exits. Fred Lemur finished third in scoring and didn't even make the playoffs. I'm ready to take over this league next season. GET ON MY BACK, COYOTES, WE'RE GOIN' TO THE CUP FINALS!!!

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2018 Offseason News

Notable Retired Players
Joe Thornton
Henrik Sedin
Daniel Sedin
Scott Hartnell
Brad Richards
David Legwand
Mike Fisher
Martin Havlat
Nick Schultz
Brad Boyes
Martin Erat
Brooks Orpik
Mikko Koivu
Matt Stajan
Niklas Kronwall
Zbynek Michalek
Johnny Oduya
Tanner Glass
Rene Bourque
Viktor Stalberg
Mike Smith
Jonas Hiller
Peter Budaj
Viktor Fasth
Dan Ellis


Transaction News
ARZ -- signed rookie H. Chavez to a 3 year ELC
EDM -- signed rookie Yokozuna to a 3 year ELC

6/23/18 -- BUF gets: Ondrej Palat
6/23/18 -- TBL gets: 2018 2nd Round Pick & William Carrier (LW)

SJS -- signed B. Van Schubert to a 3 year contract
OTT -- signed C. Hagelin to a 3 year contract



2018-19 Opening Night Info
ARZ -- F. Lemur -- Starting Center
ARZ -- H. Chavez -- Healthy Scratch in Portland (AHL)
BUF -- Hockles -- 2nd D-Pairing
CGY -- T. Kingston Kid -- 2nd Line Center
CGY -- I. Strelkov -- Healthy Scratch in Adirondack (AHL)
CHI -- S. Samuelsson -- Starting Left Wing in Rockford (AHL)
CHI -- RC Cola -- Healthy Scratch
COL -- W. Van Steamsdyk -- 3rd Line Right Wing in Lake Erie (AHL)
CBJ -- R. Peters -- Starting Center in Springfield (AHL) -- Assistant Captain
CBJ -- J. Longrod -- Starting D-Pairing
EDM -- E. Rutkowski -- 3rd Line Right Wing
EDM -- R. McPhallus -- Healthy Scratch
EDM -- Yokozuna -- Starting Goaltender
FLA -- P. Sanchez -- Starting Right Wing
LAK -- S. McStabson -- 2nd Line Right Wing
LAK -- B. Bitdiddle -- 3rd D-Pairing
MIN -- T. Crushinator -- 3rd Line Right Wing
MTL -- C. Clemens -- 2nd Line Center
MTL -- A. Robertson -- Backup Goaltender in Hamilton (AHL)
NSH -- L. Alger -- 4th Line Right Wing
NSH -- Zip -- Backup Goaltender
NJD -- W. Clarkson -- 4th Line Left Wing
NJD -- R. Picklechips -- 2nd Line Left Wing
OTT -- S. Satonaka -- 2nd Line Center
OTT -- F. Stats -- 3rd Line Right Wing
PHI -- ThinkTank -- 2nd Line Left Wing
SJS -- A. Kilza -- Backup Goaltender
STL -- P. Wang -- 3rd Line Left Wing
TBL -- B. Banton -- 2nd Line Right Wing in Syracuse (AHL)
TBL -- P. O'Bourke -- 2nd D-Pairing
TBL -- T. Delacour -- Backup Goaltender
TOR -- E. Windros Jr -- Starting Left Wing in Toronto (AHL) -- Assistant Captain
TOR -- A. Athanatos -- 3rd D-Pairing
TOR -- F. Orphansbane -- Starting Goaltender
VAN -- J. Helar -- Starting Right Wing
VAN -- M. O'Leary -- Starting D-Pairing in Utica (AHL) -- Assistant Captain
VAN -- C. Buttworth -- Healthy Scratch in Utica (AHL)
WSH -- J. Hilder -- Starting Right Wing
WSH -- S. Pepperdick -- Starting Goaltender in Hershey (AHL)
WPG -- S. Saskatanov -- 2nd Line Right Wing
WPG -- L. Gallant -- Starting D-Pairing in St. John's (AHL) -- Assistant Captain


Line spreadsheet: http://bit.ly/1LBLCIz


Comments
Washington fails to sign their #2 Overall pick in 2016, Van Schubert. He gets signed by San Jose and moves ahead of Kilza on the depth chart.
Hannifin is in St. John's (AHL) for Cap relief
Only a handful left in the AHL

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Doc is locked from access.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Rutkowski posted:

Doc is locked from access.

Fixed. I am using new docs for each new year's lines and I always forget to change sharing settings.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:

SJS -- signed B. Van Schubert to a 3 year contract

Huh. I wonder who he is. Surely this won't affect anything in goal!

Hockles posted:

2018-19 Opening Night Info
SJS -- A. Kilza -- Backup Goaltender

Comments
Washington fails to sign their #2 Overall pick in 2016, Van Schubert. He gets signed by San Jose and moves ahead of Kilza on the depth chart.

B. Van Schubert HYB 91
A. Kilza BUT 85

:suicide:

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Hockles posted:

EDM -- R. McPhallus -- Healthy Scratch

Son of a bitch...

At least Rutkowski and Yokozuna are starting. Go Oil... :smith:

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?
Man Edmonton looks both deep and with a good top line. With goaltending as good as it there's a chance they can actually get somewhere next season.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
huh, looking at the OVRs for St. Louis they probably had no business getting that cup - 84 in net!

gotta be all the snipers on that left wing

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
loving scrub RC Cola being healthy scratched. I should have made him a punchman.

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



You know, I can tolerate playing backup to Ben Bishop.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

WOOO 3D!

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
CRUSHINATOR READY TO CRUSH

Sharks Eat Bear
Dec 25, 2004

Clint Clemens is the 2C that MTL has been waiting for

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Shinichi follows in Halu's footsteps, and demands Queen for all his goals.

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos
Hell yeah, straight from the QMJHL to the NHL. :thurman:

lazerwolf
Dec 22, 2009

Orange and Black
Heck yeah AHL better be ready for the Steam Train. Finally got a chance to get that sponsorship

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


Hockles posted:

Hannifin is in St. John's (AHL) for Cap relief
Is he on top pairing with Gallant? :allears:

e: I was on my phone. He is! :allears:

Pleads fucked around with this message at 04:49 on Mar 21, 2015

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Wang is like 18/19 with his first Cup :getin:

CDX
Dec 3, 2004

Cheap, but not as cheap as your girlfriend.
Starting D pairing in Utica, meanwhile Luca Sbisa is on the first pairing in Vancouver. Life hates me.

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Oh my god EA rates Sbisa AND Corrado higher than Tanev (easily vans #2 D right now) :psyduck:

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


JawKnee posted:

Oh my god EA rates Sbisa AND Corrado higher than Tanev (easily vans #2 D right now) :psyduck:

I knew this world was hosed up when I saw Fucale with a 90 rating.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Kilza posted:

Huh. I wonder who he is. Surely this won't affect anything in goal!


B. Van Schubert HYB 91
A. Kilza BUT 85

:suicide:

SJ really is cursed in these games. Lets hope that new goalie can at least get the team out of the basement, something that almost never happened last year.

Poor Theo deserved better. :smith:

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
Buju is going to be ruinous in the ahl

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you

Dale Ouise posted:

I knew this world was hosed up when I saw Fucale with a 90 rating.

:smith:

I used to be happy Anders Robertson got drafted by Montreal, but unless he gets traded, he'll be a career AHL'er.

Zip!
Aug 14, 2008

Keep on pushing
little buddy

Sorry life got in the way recently, gotten round to creating a twitter and stuff @zipnasty01

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice

Hockles posted:

ARZ -- signed rookie H. Chavez to a 3 year ELC

Hooray!


quote:

ARZ -- H. Chavez -- Healthy Scratch in Portland (AHL)

......oh.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

All-Star Break 2019 Update

All-Stars
East -- ThinkTank (4th Line Right Wing)
East -- P. O'Bourke (2nd D-Pairing)
East -- F. Orphansbane (Starting Goaltender)
West -- F. Lemur (3rd Line Center)


Notable Stats
Lemur is 2nd in Points
ThinkTank leads the league in Goals; Lemur is 2nd
O'Bourke is 2nd in +/-; ThinkTank is 5th
O'Bourke leads the league in PIM; Picklechips is 7th
Orphansbane is 2nd in Wins, 5th in GAA and SV%
Athanatos is 2nd in the AHL in Points; O'Leary is 4th
O'Leary leads the AHL in Assists; Athanatos is 3rd
O'Leary leads the AHL in +/-
Windros is 5th in the AHL in PIM
Pepperdick is 3rd in the AHL in Wins, 2nd in GAA and leads in SV%


Transaction News
10/22/18 -- TOR -- assigned A. Athanatos to Toronto (AHL)
11/10/18 -- MTL -- assigned C. Clemens to Hamilton (AHL)
12/6/18 -- CBJ -- recalled R. Peters from Springfield (AHL)
1/7/19 -- TBL -- recalled B. Banton from Syracuse (AHL)

11/10/18 -- WPG called up Noah Hanifin

11/21/18 -- STL gets: 2019 1st Round Pick, a prospect
11/21/18 -- WSH gets: Jay Bouwmeester


Injury Report
FLA -- P. Sanchez is out with a mild concussion. Expected return is 1/31/19
NSH -- Zip is out with a bruised shoulder. Expected return is 2/7/19
TOR -- E. Windros Jr is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown.




Comments
O'Bourke is a rookie All-Star!
Buttworth is 6th on the VAN depth chart. He is probably playing Kalamazoo.
Van Schubert got injured for a few weeks, and it game Kilza some starting time.
Once players get called up from the AHL, they aren't listed in the AHL stats page anymore, so the only way to get their stats is looking at their individual stats card. It does not list Hits or Minutes played, so I am guesstimating those for Banton & Peters.




http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats

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Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Hey, I'm not a completely tragic backup this year, and we're top of the Atlantic! :toot:

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