Ken's Halfway House for Wayward Jeeps (trigger warning: rust)

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shy boy from chess club: Jun 11, 2008; It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Im in Minnesota, leaving in about 10 mins. See you in Denver, haha.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 15:11

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# ? May 23, 2024 13:46

iForge: Oct 28, 2010; Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.

Fart Pipe posted:

Im in Minnesota, leaving in about 10 mins. See you in Denver, haha.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 15:31

MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

I surely can't be the only one who's gonna be :f5:

this thread all weekend, can I?

# ? Mar 21, 2015 15:50

cakesmith handyman: Jul 22, 2007; Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

It's all a massive psych out, Ken takes delivery of his brand new Prius shortly.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 16:30

Fo3: Feb 14, 2004; RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Yeah suspense can only hold my interest for so long, after all, aussies are the biggest pirates because we won't wait a week for anything and I've reached my limit.
Have fun with your lada.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 17:41

iForge: Oct 28, 2010; Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.

Cakefool posted:

It's all a massive psych out, Ken takes delivery of his brand new Prius shortly.

2 weeks later:

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:04

Holdbrooks: Jan 1, 2005; NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA

This is going to be awesome. Eagerly awaiting snaps and updates here.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 18:06

Noeland: Feb 28, 2006

You fuckers had better make the 10 minute drive to visit me after you pick up the vehicle.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 19:03

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

MrChips posted:

I surely can't be the only one who's gonna be this thread all weekend, can I?

NOPE.

# ? Mar 21, 2015 19:19

Jeherrin: Jun 7, 2012

God damnit, UK time zone. I WANT TO ~~BELIEVE~~ KNOW

# ? Mar 21, 2015 23:56

Tremek: Jun 10, 2005

Jeherrin posted:

God damnit, UK time zone. I WANT TO ~~BELIEVE~~ KNOW

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:11

shy boy from chess club: Jun 11, 2008; It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Driving selfie teaser

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# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:31

piss boner: May 17, 2003

Fart Pipe posted:

Driving selfie teaser

what the poo poo, is that an eagle?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:38

Beverly Cleavage: Jun 22, 2004; I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

piss boner posted:

what the poo poo, is that an eagle?

Well, they DO have an amc I-6.... :haw:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:45

fjelltorsk: Sep 2, 2011; I am having a BALL

Fart Pipe posted:

Driving selfie teaser

Holy poo poo, did you buy the year 1987?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:45

Noise Complaint: Sep 27, 2004; Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?

What's the gas mileage like in *vehicle I won't spoil* !?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:45

iwentdoodie: Apr 29, 2005; 🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

fjelltorsk posted:

Holy poo poo, did you buy the year 1987?

Ken looks like the mugshot of a serial killer

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:51

Noise Complaint: Sep 27, 2004; Who could be scared of a Jeffrey?

Looks like Fart Pipe was having trouble posting this

# ? Mar 22, 2015 00:58

Holdbrooks: Jan 1, 2005; NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA

Yes! Also best gas station name.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:02

ACEofsnett: Feb 19, 2007; FILTHY CASUAL | CONSOLE PEASANT

Noise Complaint posted:

Looks like Fart Pipe was having trouble posting this

It's not an illusion, Kastein really is 7' tall.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:03

Beach Bum: Jan 13, 2010

Noise Complaint posted:

Looks like Fart Pipe was having trouble posting this

That cannot be a real loving gas station chain. I refuse to believe it. This is a setup and you are actors.

What the hell kind of car is that anyway?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:10

T1g4h: Aug 6, 2008; I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!

Beach Bum posted:

That cannot be a real loving gas station chain. I refuse to believe it.

They have them here. They're definitely real, they even sell shirts :v:

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:11

piss boner: May 17, 2003

a justy?

i didnt even consider that

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:14

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:16

cursedshitbox: May 20, 2012; Your rear-end wont survive my hammering.; Fun Shoe

Soon ken is going to become the Subaru Whisperer

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:16

Boaz MacPhereson: Jul 11, 2006; Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Noise Complaint posted:

Looks like Fart Pipe was having trouble posting this

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:18

Seat Safety Switch: May 27, 2008; MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.; Pillbug

cursedshitbox posted:

Soon ken is going to become the Subaru Whisperer

He couldn't stay away forever.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:22

iForge: Oct 28, 2010; Apple's new "iBlacksmith Suite: Professional Edition" features the iForge, iAnvil, and the iHammer.

Hahaha clowncar.jpg

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:26

kastein: Aug 31, 2011; Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Stops good

It is incredibly unmotivated. I might have to turbo it.

kastein fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Mar 22, 2015

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:27

Alarbus: Mar 31, 2010

Wait, you guys fit HOW many spare parts in the back of that thing?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:30

triple clutcher: Jul 3, 2012

that was unexpected.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:34

Tremek: Jun 10, 2005

kastein posted:

It is incredibly unmotivated. I might have to turbo it.

Yeah about that. I set cruise at 72 and you guys weren't keeping up.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:37

Holdbrooks: Jan 1, 2005; NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA

Tremek posted:

Yeah about that. I set cruise at 72 and you guys weren't keeping up.

I still stand behind my busa swap idea, works well for the smart cars. I got passed by one on I10 a year or so ago at like 150mph. It was hilarious.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 01:51

The Royal Nonesuch: Nov 1, 2005

Noise Complaint posted:

Hahahahah that is a great photo. I can't wait to see what you do with that thing. Is it like, a true solid-axle 4x4?

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:10

shy boy from chess club: Jun 11, 2008; It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Alarbus posted:

Wait, you guys fit HOW many spare parts in the back of that thing?

2 extra tail lights
Coil
Timing cover
Spare tire, jack
Rust free cutouts for the Forester
Both calipers
Front hub flanges
A long block

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:14

shy boy from chess club: Jun 11, 2008; It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

Right now we are headed to Noelands house to hang out.

# ? Mar 22, 2015 02:15

Queen_Combat: Jan 15, 2011

This is it. The small cars are descending upon AI, and we are powerless to stop it.

I think they're awesome - everything is a miniature version of a real thing. Example: