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Gonzo McFee posted:You still wanting us yes voters executed for hurting the Queen's feelings? Why would the Queen's feelings have been hurt? The SNP wanted to keep her.
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Pissflaps posted:Why would the Queen's feelings have been hurt? The SNP wanted to keep her. Ask duck, he's the one advocating mass slaughter.
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Gonzo McFee posted:Ask duck, he's the one advocating mass slaughter. You will have a glorious death like in the movie Braveheart.
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Pissflaps posted:You will have a glorious death like in the movie Braveheart. That's a good film. Gonzo McFee fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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Mar 22, 2015 00:48
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I like the bit where Edward Longsharks cuts Bravefart's tits off.
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Mar 22, 2015 00:51
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Pissflaps posted:I like the bit where Edward Longsharks cuts Bravefart's tits off. Patrick McGoohan owned.
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Mar 22, 2015 00:53
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I liked the bit where the English burned.
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Leave York alone ffs.
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I couldn't give a gently caress about the Queen. HTH. Would it help the conciliation process if I told you that in my Crusader kings II game i'm playing as England and i'm totally the best buds with Scotland. We just keep marrying each others daughters! What fun. Now time to gently caress Ireland once and for all. Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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Mar 22, 2015 01:00
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Regarde Aduck posted:I couldn't give a gently caress about the Queen. HTH. You love the Queen. You love her and want to kiss her. That's you, that is.
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Gonzo McFee posted:You love the Queen. You love her and want to kiss her. That's you, that is. 
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The Labour party are astonishing, in that they actually think poo poo like this will work for them, and not backfire horribly.quote:Ed Miliband will go on the offensive against the SNP on a visit to Scotland tomorrow as Labour prepares to unveil a dossier of evidence to show that Nationalist MPs supported the Tories 70 per cent of the time during the last two Labour governments. http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/top-stories/ed-miliband-unveils-offensive-linking-snp-to-tories-1-3725108
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This is amazing. Labour are the most incompetently run party I've seen in decades.
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keep punching joe posted:The Labour party are astonishing, in that they actually think poo poo like this will work for them, and not backfire horribly. The Labour Party have nothing to lose, if the polls you all keep quoting are to be believed. Showboating at the miner's memorial is stupid, but a full scorched earth tactic is perfectly reasonable at this point. I mean, what are the SNP going to do? "Accusing us of supporting the Tories? Well, just for that we're going to support the Tories!" This is a weird election. It feels like both parties are trying to throw it.
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Jedit posted:The Labour Party have nothing to lose, if the polls you all keep quoting are to be believed. Showboating at the miner's memorial is stupid, but a full scorched earth tactic is perfectly reasonable at this point. I mean, what are the SNP going to do? "Accusing us of supporting the Tories? Well, just for that we're going to support the Tories!" If the global economy crashes again in the next five years (which it might well do, given the nature of capitalism over the past hundred years) then the incumbent party will take the blame for it and for all the good they do in government, they will be voted out at the next election for a very long time.
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Maybe I should vote Tory this election in the hope of destroying the party and hopefully much of their ideology in the long run. What would you even call that? Macro-tactical voting? 
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I like how "winning a seat at Westminster" is seen as a bigger prize than independence. Holy poo poo that is a bad advert.
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People are already talking about it though. Nobody cared about stuff like this, or this. They know their audience, everyone else mentioning it just raises the profile of the campaign and increases the number of people that matter (English swing voters) hearing it.
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When Alex Salmond plays the flute, only the Danse Macabre comes out.
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It's interesting how flattering the conservative campaign in England is towards Salmond, what with this and the pocket poster. So far no stink lines at all. E:  
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Yes it's almost is if the Tories want the SNP to do well because it harms Labour?
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Coohoolin posted:When Alex Salmond plays the flute, only the Danse Macabre comes out. isn't that the theme song from Jonathan Creek?
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Pissflaps posted:Yes it's almost is if the Tories want the SNP to do well because it harms Labour? I thought they weren't running these ads in Scotland? I get what they're doing - portraying him as a sort of Putin-like figure or Mafia don to scare the English, it's just unusual to see it done in a flattering way instead of shorter and fatter, in an SS uniform with a kilt that shows his bum.
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bitterandtwisted posted:I thought they weren't running these ads in Scotland? I'm almost certain that you get Youtube in Scotland.
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Pissflaps posted:I'm almost certain that you get Youtube in Scotland. Thought it was a TV ad that was uploaded  Anyway, it's clearly not aimed at a Scottish audience. How many Scots would normally vote Labour but would vote Tory to keep the SNP out? Maybe a few in the Orange order?
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I've not seen it on TV in England, the video is on the Tory Youtube channel, and they ask us to share it on social media. You said it was 'interesting' that the Tories were not attacking Salmond - I've given you the reason why. They're attacking Labour while saying nothing to deter SNP voters.
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bitterandtwisted posted:Thought it was a TV ad that was uploaded Apart from official party-political broadcasts, political TV advertising is illegal. This poo poo is facebook bait.
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I love how terrified the security guard looks. OH NO! It's ALEX SALMOND! And he has... A BRIEFCASE!Sion posted:isn't that the theme song from Jonathan Creek? I don't know what Jonathan Creek is but Camille Saint-Saëns' Danse Macabre is a fantastic wee piece of music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM
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Coohoolin posted:I don't know what Jonathan Creek is Shameful.
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Coohoolin posted:I don't know what Jonathan Creek is Awwww Coohoolin! My favourite party political broadcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRKhTQHrtdk
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Coohoolin posted:I love how terrified the security guard looks. OH NO! It's ALEX SALMOND! And he has... A BRIEFCASE! My attempt at springing the trap of identifying others that have watched the shittiest of poo poo mystery procedurals has failed 
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Sion posted:My attempt at springing the trap of identifying others that have watched the shittiest of poo poo mystery procedurals has failed How dare you.
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Coohoolin posted:I love how terrified the security guard looks. OH NO! It's ALEX SALMOND! And he has... A BRIEFCASE! It's a great tune. We must show solidarity with our lich, revenant and ghost brethren by protesting this shameless political approriation of their 'culture'. 
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Acaila posted:Awwww Coohoolin! This is my favourite, because it gave me nightmares as a child and convinced me the conservatives were bad people because they were putting scary stuff on TV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVUrXu3Y9Kg
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Reveilled posted:This is my favourite, because it gave me nightmares as a child and convinced me the conservatives were bad people because they were putting scary stuff on TV: I....can't remember ever needing convincing of that actually. Don't know exactly what sparked my Tory hatred, but the first election in my life was 1992 and I know I already considered them Bad People by then. They occupied the same place in my head as Texas Pete from Superted.
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PPB-chat reminded me of the cringetastic video the SNP punted out for the 2010 GE. The pay-off is about 1:05 in: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyOZzEWF4RU Also here's a lovely wee cartoon  Alcoholism: A Hoot For Everyone Involved™
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dadrips posted:Alcoholism: A Hoot For Everyone Involved™ Niric posted:This is poo poo and The National is poo poo for publishing it. The Charles Kennedy stuff is grim, did no sub look at that and spike it ?
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