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It's more like a tiny naked woman with a mohawk.
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Maybe she's really, really short?
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Mar 21, 2015 02:14
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No beard. Not a Dwarf. At least, not a adult one. This might be dwarf-pedo-mini
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Mar 21, 2015 02:17
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I own that mini.  I wanted a more gender balanced pair of slayers for Mordheim. I flip-flopped on whether to get the one with the weird bandage bra-thing or topless and thought that a slayer would probably not give a poo poo about modesty. However I've never even taken the mini out of its tiny baggie and it sits under a pile of other spurned and forgotten minis in a drawer. There's my story.
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Mar 21, 2015 14:02
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ineptmule posted:I own that mini. Well now that you've admitted to your perversion, I think it's important you find it and paint it up for this thread.
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Mar 21, 2015 14:04
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Obviously the solution is to sculpt a little bra made of skulls for her.
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Mar 21, 2015 14:33
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ineptmule posted:thought that a slayer would probably not give a poo poo about modesty. She would give a poo poo about comfort though. She's supposed to be killed by some appropriately ferocious monster, not by back pain or her own boobs flailing around in combat 
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Mar 21, 2015 14:36
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ineptmule posted:I own that mini. The road to hell is paved with good intentions. Also tits on warhams.
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Mar 21, 2015 14:39
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Pierzak posted:She would give a poo poo about comfort though. She's supposed to be killed by some appropriately ferocious monster, not by back pain or her own boobs flailing around in combat You decide how much the 'modest' version would be protected against that. Sports bra, it ain't. And that version of the mini almost seems more voyeuristic, in a way. At least the naked one is just 'And what?' about it all. But yeah, I'm not really defending my choice. They are both pretty terrible. Skull-bra sounds like the best option. Edit: Actually I just dug it out and it turns out I misremembered: I didn't get the naked one! Like I say though the scrappy boob tube version is hardly the most tasteful mini in my collection. Squibsy fucked around with this message at 17:17 on Mar 22, 2015 |
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Mar 22, 2015 17:11
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From the description "Troll slayers are supposed to fight naked, but the male one set a precedent... FOR NOW" Honestly, the only thing I'd be embarrassed about is that they're too loving childish to sculpt a dick. That's some amateur undergrad life drawing bullshit. If there's a dick, you draw the dick. You don't have to suck it or anything, you unbelievable idiot. I remember, I always respected the God of War concept artist, because he put dicks on his Cyclops. It's a shame that the in-game ones didn't have them. I mean, it's ancient greece. You want to jump on the back of a giant man and gouge is eye out, there should be some dicks involved. Verisimilitude.
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Mar 22, 2015 17:36
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Thanks to Hail Caesar, I'll be painting a non-zero number of Celtic dicks in the near future. I feel like this balances the hobby, somehow.
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Mar 22, 2015 17:51
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As a result of the old Malifaux Terror Tots sculpts, I can say that I have spent a nonzero amount of my life carefully painting OSL effects onto baby dicks. I am not proud of this fact, but it exists.
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Mar 22, 2015 18:34
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Well, to be a little fair, while it's not dicks, there is this: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=captain-kev~hfsf101&category=sci%252dfi-%26%0D%0Aweird-war~sci%252dfi-humans Also, realistic depictions of goons: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=tony~hfa026&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=gruff~hfa067&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers Ah, who am I kidding. All of their female models are cheesecake as all hell. But, then again, there is this: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=gareth~hfa115&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers
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Mar 23, 2015 01:35
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Oh man, hasslefree has made a couple cool things (Kev Adams stuff) and soooo many awful models. I love it. http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=fist-of-golgo~hfggl4&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-martial-artists
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http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=dionne-%28b%29~hfa021&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers I want her painted up like JC Denton. http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=hazmat-team~hfa062&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers I love these! http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=tony-%28b%29~hfa058&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers School shooting special http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=able-%26-julgar~smh021&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=able-%26-julgar~smh021&category=modern-%26%0D%0Apost%252dapoc~modern-adventurers Don't remember Kane being black.
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The do have some dicks... http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=bugharoth~hfm004&category=fantasy-%26%0D%0Asteampunk~fantasy-monsters-%26-animals
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Zark the Damned posted:The do have some dicks... http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=bugharoth~hfm004&category=fantasy-%26%0D%0Asteampunk~fantasy-monsters-%26-animals Went down the rabbit hole. Did not disappoint. Here's a dick in more than one sense: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=oberon~hfx015&category=fantasy-%26%0D%0Asteampunk~fantasy-daemonettes%2Ffaerie
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YF19pilot posted:Went down the rabbit hole. Did not disappoint. Here's a dick in more than one sense: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=oberon~hfx015&category=fantasy-%26%0D%0Asteampunk~fantasy-daemonettes%2Ffaerie "Fu-uk sculpting contest"
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Ah, that'll be Frothers (the "F" in FU-UK). A bunch of angry British wargamers with a scathing attitude to life, the universe, and everything - and a particular hatred of sculptors who always do figures with one foot standing on a rock. Buckle up. You gentlemen are in for a wild, wild ride. Loxbourne fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Mar 23, 2015 |
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Mar 23, 2015 23:37
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YF19pilot posted:Well, to be a little fair, while it's not dicks, there is this: http://www.hfminis.co.uk/shop?product=captain-kev~hfsf101&category=sci%252dfi-%26%0D%0Aweird-war~sci%252dfi-humans I both love them and don't want to own them. 
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Mar 25, 2015 16:34
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Ugleb posted:I both love them and don't want to own them. I don't know. That guy in the banana suit is just too good to pass up.
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Mar 26, 2015 00:48
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Want.
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Mar 27, 2015 01:33
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I get that the KV-2 is super popular, but this is a little silly.
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I'd like to think he just took a civil war camera and just glued that to a chimera chassis.
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WINNERSH TRIANGLE posted:a riveting conversation from dark sphere's WM/H group So I'm just catching up to this thread but I actually did watch Ginger Snaps with a buddy last month (bad movie + good liquor night) and the werewolf did have like, six, breasts. So this cracks me the gently caress up.
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Mar 27, 2015 15:04
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*bids $100+ on this*
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Mar 27, 2015 16:29
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Moola posted:*bids $100+ on this* The fact that it sold for $30 shipped is shocking enough.
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Mar 27, 2015 16:42
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whoops wrong thread
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Mar 27, 2015 18:53
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Auction ended, so preserving the beautiful specimen here for posterity. 
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Goddamn I love eBay.  
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Mar 29, 2015 20:33
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There is no way that is Chapter Approved.
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Mar 29, 2015 20:38
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spacegoat posted:Goddamn I love eBay. If only. 
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spacegoat posted:Goddamn I love eBay. 
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quote:This is my WIP Scratch Built Dreadnought. This should be done by the end of today, so please be patient. I also want P&M advice. Please do not honeycoat. I can live with someone hating this model, it would be harder to live with the fact that no one's giving me advice. Please give advice. 
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Mar 30, 2015 16:38
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Is it wearing a corset?
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Mar 30, 2015 16:41
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So this is like master-blaster, except blaster has no legs, and master is a buff guy with gun arms? I think this kid is on the right track.
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Mar 30, 2015 19:17
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That poor Space Marine is stuck. 
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Green Intern posted:That poor Space Marine is stuck. He probably decided his vehicle was too awesome to ever leave so just sealed himself inside. So long as he can get more ammo into the vehicle to feed all those botters he's good. These days space marines wear suits of powered armour over their power armour, so this seems to fit with whatever recent 40k fiction is doing.
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Green Intern posted:That poor Space Marine is stuck. Eh, I'm sure he's not actually wearing the rest of the armour and can just climb out of the inside.The hatch is purely decorative, the power armour is the actual viewport.
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