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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Anyone ever noticed that BMac bats exactly like Piers Morgan?

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Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

I wonder how Taylor will cost us this match.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
who the gently caress is telling philander to bowl short. did SA hire the england bowling coach or something

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Cheap tactics.

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
Hi im forums user butt wizard, i touched the match ball at a world cup semi final

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:

RideTheSpiral posted:

If they do I am going to poo poo my pants.

well you can always go to the toilet during the break, thats what most people do

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Butt Wizard posted:

Hi im forums user butt wizard, i touched the match ball at a world cup semi final

Did you drop it in beer like the ACC recommended?

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Butt Wizard posted:

Hi im forums user butt wizard, i touched the match ball at a world cup semi final

Did you flub a catch and miss out on $50k?

snaeksikn
Feb 28, 2010

:qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq::qq:
mccullum is p cool

e: he doesnt even looked pumped, he just looks angry

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010

Butt Wizard posted:

Hi im forums user butt wizard, i touched the match ball at a world cup semi final

Were you the one who dropped the one handed catch off the six?

Butt Wizard
Nov 3, 2005

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

The Rabbi T. White posted:

Did you flub a catch and miss out on $50k?

Nah it had bounced over the boundary.

E: the one that was hit between the south and west stands.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Cricket shoes are basically golf shoes. Why are they not soccer shoes?

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Blasting Gary Glitter for a boundary. Classy.

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.

Josh Lyman posted:

Cricket shoes are basically golf shoes. Why are they not soccer shoes?

With as much running as the bowlers do, you'd rip the poo poo out of the field if it were even slightly damp and loose.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Bear in mind SA have 4 bowlers + Duminy so Philander under pressure is pretty big.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Josh Lyman posted:

Cricket shoes are basically golf shoes. Why are they not soccer shoes?


Because the pitch is hard and every bowler would break their ankles.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
I would love for NZ to win this by 10 wickets.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Josh Lyman posted:

Cricket shoes are basically golf shoes. Why are they not soccer shoes?

Football boots would just slide along the surface of the pitch.

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Did that go to the rooftop?

ColtMcAsskick
Nov 7, 2010
I think I'm in love with McCullum

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
This start is making me rock hard.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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wtf are the Saffers doing? This is ridiculously funny

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

iajanus posted:

wtf are the Saffers doing? This is ridiculously funny

Hard to say. If only there was a word for it.

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
I've never before noticed how much Steyn looks like a twatty gently caress.

auzdark
Aug 29, 2005

Mercy is the cry of the soul that stirred,
Mercy is the cry and it's never heard.
Went to buy an Australian Jersey but I'm too late - only small and XL left :(

I'll have to find one somewhere to wear to the ashes later in the year.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

iajanus posted:

wtf are the Saffers doing? This is ridiculously funny

Should've opened with the spinners.

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Jesus christ, BMac just making the Saffers look like idiots.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
Pretty good 50 in 4.3 overs.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Holy poo poo you guys :stare:

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
At this rate BMAC is on for 500.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Somebody give saffa a tracheotomy because they are choking bad

Windmill Hut
Jul 21, 2008

Part of me wants us lose on Thursday, so I can be happy for NZ if they win the whole thing :unsmith:

This is mental.

Brett824
Mar 30, 2009

I could let these dreamkillers kill my self esteem or use the arrogance as the steam to follow my dream
They should have had Tahir bowl the 2nd over instead of Philander tbh. Early spin v McCullum while the ball is dry.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


"Is it possible to be engorged and inverted at the same time?"

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Tahir is going to be really, really crucial.

MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
NZ need 227 from 228. Wow.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Tahir is going to be really, really crucial.

Yep :ohdear:

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
"Embarrasing for Tahir, he's forgot his mustache again!"

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
Oh snap that looked out to me

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iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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As if it matters if Guptill gets out

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