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He's going to have 0 octagon control because he's too scared to step on the Bud Light logo in the middle of the cage.
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Mar 24, 2015 00:56
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Even knowing Vince McMahon, I don't see how that New Jack story is a thing, unless someone from the back office literally hired New Jack and Vince didn't know anything about it until he's shaking hands with the guy. Which I guess actually makes sense, because why the gently caress would you ever hire New Jack if you're a grown-up with an actual television show that you don't have to pay the network to show? Vince doesn't pay attention to anything outside of what's going on with Raw, the flagship show where all the main event storylines happen. He has summarily fired guys when he discovered they were in the company that the writing team had already planned entire main event angles for. For a long time the promotion had two world titles, one for each show and that sometimes switched shows (and at one point three when they revived ECW). Whichever titles were not on Raw were treated like midcard belts and would often curtain-jerk PPVs. With Raw he is constantly micromanaging everything and feeding the commentators most of their lines.
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Mar 24, 2015 01:14
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Yuriy posted:not even our white trash or brazilian favela dwellers get knuckle tats for the most part That's what I'm saying!
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Mar 24, 2015 01:45
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Breaking news: CM Punk drinks beer now
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Mar 24, 2015 06:09
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Aesop Poprock posted:Breaking news: CM Punk drinks beer now IT'S MILLER TIIIIIME!
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Mar 24, 2015 06:13
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Punk's wrestler wife AJ unfollowed him on twitter and he posted this soon afterquote:Coach @CMPunk 11h11 hours ago so he's getting divorced and drinking, now everyone has to like him cause he's basically a country singer
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Mar 24, 2015 06:19
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Well that sucks, they seemed like a great couple  Then again, no relationship isn't without its faults so maybe this'll blow over...?
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Mar 24, 2015 06:24
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CM Punk knows that AJ Lee can't beat Nikki Bella.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:26
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Good to see she saw what she was missing in Jay Lethal.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:28
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Nice seeing Punk realize he's been advocating drug use this entire time and he might as well take another step. Caffeine kills, folks.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:32
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Aesop Poprock posted:Punk's wrestler wife AJ unfollowed him on twitter and he posted this soon after Those are lyrics to a Less Than Jake song.
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Mar 24, 2015 06:35
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Keg posted:Those are lyrics to a Less Than Jake song. It could very well be she unfollowed in order to protect her own career. It's not a far off thing to be wary of getting a push in the Diva's division and wanting to protect it and just unfollowing him so any of his tweets do not show up on her official Twitter page. I really don't think it's that big of a deal. She could always make a new Twitter and refollow him and it just be a private account.
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Mar 24, 2015 07:57
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Maybe. Maybe she's distancing herself from the guy who's fashioning his mid-life crisis after that Friends episode with Jon Favreau. We just can't know!
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Mar 24, 2015 08:19
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Are we really at the point where "unfollowed on Twitter" is cause for speculation on marital status? Get off my lawn.
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Mar 24, 2015 08:38
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Delsaber posted:Are we really at the point where "unfollowed on Twitter" is cause for speculation on marital status? Sup old man buddy 
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Mar 24, 2015 08:47
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Maybe CM Punk the guy who likes loving with people married someone who likes loving with people and they are loving with people while loving because Punk was backstage at Raw and he's gonna face Brock at Mania.
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Mar 24, 2015 08:49
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After CM Punk and Beth Phoenix broke up she immediately unfollowed him on twitter as well.
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Mar 24, 2015 09:01
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This just in gang; a series of tweets by CM Punk suggest strongly that he is a tedious conversationalist.
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Mar 24, 2015 12:42
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RacistGuidingLight posted:This just in gang; a series of tweets by CM Punk suggest strongly that he is a tedious conversationalist. Breaking: CM Punk is actually comedy legend Norm MacDonald
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Mar 24, 2015 19:48
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So CM Punk is either: a) comedian b) bad at relationships c) Patrick Bateman
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Mar 24, 2015 19:59
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Keg posted:Those are lyrics to a Less Than Jake song. Ew
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Mar 24, 2015 20:44
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MassRafTer posted:Maybe CM Punk the guy who likes loving with people married someone who likes loving with people and they are loving with people while loving because Punk was backstage at Raw and he's gonna face Brock at Mania. gently caress
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Mar 24, 2015 23:12
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uncleKitchener posted:So CM Punk is either: d) an anime
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Roman Reigns posted:d) an anime Unfortunately, that anime is Ashita no Joe.
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Punk jumped from so many female wrestlers to the next that it started to get hilarious, so there was that too. Maybe he's with Ronda. And drinking heavily.
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oatgan posted:all great champions use drugs and cm punk is not committed to succeeding in this sport until he does them the arcade game told me winners dont use drugs
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RZApublican posted:Unfortunately, that anime is Ashita no Joe. Could be worse, could be Samoa no Joe. The bottom really falls out of that one.
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Mar 25, 2015 09:11
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did cm punk get murdered yet
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Mar 25, 2015 10:06
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DeathChicken posted:Punk jumped from so many female wrestlers to the next that it started to get hilarious, so there was that too. Maybe he's with Ronda. And drinking heavily. I have on good authority that she wanted it. it=MRSA
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Mar 25, 2015 16:49
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The recent Lesnar news reminded me how completely loving insane it would have sounded back in the summer of 2011 if someone would have predicted that in 2015 Brock would be WWE Champion and Punk would be in the UFC.
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Mar 25, 2015 16:54
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Even knowing Vince McMahon, I don't see how that New Jack story is a thing, unless someone from the back office literally hired New Jack and Vince didn't know anything about it until he's shaking hands with the guy. Vince hates Raven. Someone hired Raven. Vince doesn't know until he sees him on TV and screams "WHO THE gently caress HIRED RAVEN" and demands they fire him.
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Mar 25, 2015 17:08
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CM Punk is going to hook up with Ronda Rousey and people will get very mad.
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Mar 25, 2015 19:24
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Lid posted:CM Punk is going to hook up with Ronda Rousey and people will get very mad. Why? When he cheats on her with Rose Namajunas you'll still get to see him get gloriously wrecked, except this time by a name fighter.
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http://m.bleacherreport.com/articles/1996280-ronda-rousey-talks-love-of-cm-punk-interest-in-pro-wrestling
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Mar 25, 2015 19:28
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Women just love that skinny fat heroin addict look.
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Mar 25, 2015 19:53
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Well, Torrie married Billy Kidman...
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flashy_mcflash posted:Why? When he cheats on her with Rose Namajunas you'll still get to see him get gloriously wrecked, except this time by a name fighter. yep, those attractive women sure do have sex with all of the guys. those sirens.
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:yep, those attractive women sure do have sex with all of the guys. those sirens. It's actually a joke about how CM Punk dated like 4 or 5 different Divas during his time employed by WWE.
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