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Errant Gin Monks posted:As a vet I can dig this. I also dig socialism. When I joined they gave me free housing, free health care, travel money, food, everything I needed. Well yeah, Republicans want to increase defense spending. Welfare moochers vote their own interests. Ask the Republicans.
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# ? Mar 22, 2015 16:47 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 12:39 |
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You better watch out!quote:OWEN'S REDEMPTION
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# ? Mar 23, 2015 16:32 |
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Khazar-khum posted:"Well, then, if you are supposed to learn, and learning is what you did today, then you did what you are supposed to do. and doing what you're supposed to do is being good"
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# ? Mar 23, 2015 17:30 |
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Khazar-khum posted:You better watch out! I think the realisation that Santa has his very own Gestapo with Mom and Dad merrily snitching on me would have been terrifying for me as a boy. Luckily this poo poo didn't happen, or I would fear for Owen's belief in humanity
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# ? Mar 23, 2015 17:33 |
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System Metternich posted:I think the realisation that Santa has his very own Gestapo with Mom and Dad merrily snitching on me would have been terrifying for me as a boy. Luckily this poo poo didn't happen, or I would fear for Owen's belief in humanity Nothing has ever not happened harder than this story did not happen but ye gods, speaking as the sensitive kid who was always freaked out by the lyrics to "Santa Claus is Coming to Town", this would've ruined me. The bit where he pulls out a pocket New Testament though...
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# ? Mar 23, 2015 21:36 |
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I can believe telling the kid that Santa is watching them, hell I once told a kid that the CCTV camera on the ceiling was Santa's, but no loving way would a kid listen that intently. Even I got the child equivalent of a "gently caress you".
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# ? Mar 23, 2015 22:40 |
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Not even an "Owen, what did you learn today?" C'mon man at least try
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 00:08 |
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Pocket bibles can stop a bullet AND make children behave! Is there anything they CAN'T do?
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 00:52 |
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Make a STDH story more believable?
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 00:58 |
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Khazar-khum posted:You better watch out! And that child was Owen Hart.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 01:27 |
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Avenging_Mikon posted:And that child was Owen Hart. Then we all know what happened to him. 😢
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 04:09 |
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A friend from college. He got all gun-nutty and right-wing since we graduated, so maybe he needed this fake story to balance it out? The rest of the comments were just more back patting.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 05:23 |
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I hope to God that the "Go back to Germany, you scum" is meant to be ironic.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 07:35 |
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Jay Rust posted:I hope to God that the "Go back to Germany, you scum" is meant to be ironic. This story desperately needs a WW2 reference.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 08:10 |
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It's true, we loving hate Josie Mencia. (Who is this guy?)
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 10:13 |
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Josie's the leader of an all-female novelty band that Hanna Barbera did a documentary on in the 70s(?), but the author obviously hates those pussies
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 11:41 |
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Leninboarrir posted:A friend from college. He got all gun-nutty and right-wing since we graduated, so maybe he needed this fake story to balance it out? Wasn't Finn McCools on Bar Rescue or some such thing?
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 12:48 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Wasn't Finn McCools on Bar Rescue or some such thing? Yes! That's where I know it from! P sure it was on Gordon Ramsey's show at some point. I knew I had seen that name before, just could not place it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uuoRDleXMFw Fathis Munk has a new favorite as of 12:53 on Mar 24, 2015 |
# ? Mar 24, 2015 12:51 |
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Most/All of this http://www.reddit.com/r/Homebrewing/comments/300r0j/any_fun_ideas_for_hosting_a_beer_tasting/
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 14:15 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Yes! That's where I know it from! P sure it was on Gordon Ramsey's show at some point. I knew I had seen that name before, just could not place it. Unfortunately, it's probably not the same Finn McCool's-the person I quoted lives in Colorado.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 14:32 |
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I'm so glad imgur is anonymous so I can upload this without attaching my name to it.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 14:44 |
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While it's obvious that it won't work for a lot of people, and that the article is a joke, a number of retired people do go to a lot of cruises since it's cheaper than being on land for them. At least according to a colleague who worked in cruises.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 14:47 |
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Some people actually do that, yeah.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 15:57 |
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Leninboarrir posted:Unfortunately, it's probably not the same Finn McCool's-the person I quoted lives in Colorado. There are apparently a lot of "Irish" bars named Finn McCool's, presumably after Fionn mac Cumhaill. Should have gone with Finn McCumhail's.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 18:06 |
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Not My Leg posted:There are apparently a lot of "Irish" bars named Finn McCool's, presumably after Fionn mac Cumhaill. Yeah there's a college bar named that right next to UW in Seattle that I used to go get trashed at. In my head I was imagining that place for the story. Still worked.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 18:53 |
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WaltherFeng posted:This story desperately needs a WW2 reference. Don't mention the war!
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 22:42 |
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Not My Leg posted:There are apparently a lot of "Irish" bars named Finn McCool's, presumably after Fionn mac Cumhaill. Nah McCool is phonetically correct but septics wouldn't have a hope of reading Cumhaill correctly.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:03 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Yeah there's a college bar named that right next to UW in Seattle that I used to go get trashed at. In my head I was imagining that place for the story. Still worked. Me too. Agree that it still works. EmmyOk posted:Nah McCool is phonetically correct but septics wouldn't have a hope of reading Cumhaill correctly. I know it's the accepted spelling (transliteration?) but McCumhail is funnier.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:34 |
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EmmyOk posted:Nah McCool is phonetically correct but septics wouldn't have a hope of reading Cumhaill correctly. How the gently caress does your language even work to get that kind of pronunciation ? I mean French and German have a couple weird ones but come on.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:37 |
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it works totally fine if you design your phonetic system to avoid calling your mythology figures 'cum-hail', although imo cumhail would be a really cool name for a warrior-god.
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# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:45 |
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Fathis Munk posted:How the gently caress does your language even work to get that kind of pronunciation ? I mean French and German have a couple weird ones but come on. Sinéad Aoife Conchúir Mairead Cúchulainn Oisín Please write down the phonetics of how you would pronounce these, then I will tell you the answers. The linguistic rules or Irish are amazingly obtuse
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:02 |
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EmmyOk posted:Sinéad You left out Siobhan.
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:33 |
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EmmyOk posted:Sinéad Uuuh I dunno. Shina If Conshu Merid Cushulen Isin No fuckin clue. I had seen Cuchulainn before as a mythological character, however I think I never heard it pronounced. I just randomly picked sounds to remove cause I want to know the actual pronunciation
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:41 |
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The Pogues say it as "Koo-killin:" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcPIA6_zKX4
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:45 |
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EmmyOk posted:Sinéad Shin-aid Eee-fuh Dunno about the next two Coohoolen Oh-sheen I got a D in Irish, so.... Irish is really hard, nobody make fun.
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:51 |
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It's kind of a case where a different alphabet masquerades as the same alphabet. There's some overlap but you're better off just starting from scratch practically.
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:54 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:The Pogues say it as "Koo-killin:" http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a0/Cuchulainn-audio.ogg
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:56 |
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Conchúir...Connor? Mairead...Meeraid? I know Cuchulainn (Coohillan), Siobhan (Shivahn), and Niamh (Neeve) thanks to people I knew in high school. If you have any other Irish name, I'm out.
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:03 |
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bringmyfishback posted:Shin-aid Fathis Munk posted:Uuuh I dunno. That was pretty good bringbackmyfish! Sinéad = Shin-aid Aoife = Eefa Conchúir = Cruh-hure (this is the Irish for Conor, or rather Conor is the anglicised version of this) Mairead = Muh-raid Cúchulainn = Coo-khullen Oisín = Usheen Conchúir is my favourite because even other Irish words that are spelled similarly aren't pronounced like that. For example conradh is pronounced cun-rah. Irish like English is full of those "this is the rule in all cases, except for when it isn't" rules! To learn Irish just go to an all-Irish school as a child where they scream at you till you cry if you speak English!
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# ? Mar 25, 2015 01:03 |
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EmmyOk posted:
If it's that easy, why isn't everybody doing it?
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