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EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

Wordperfect 5 in a dos window will never die until the last Laserjet 4 does as well

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Nintendo Kid posted:

new jersey, new york, masschusetts, minnesota and vermont all have their poo poo together better than california.


i mean yeah california has their poo poo better together than florida or texas but that's not an accomplishment

all of those states completely lose their poo poo when too much free potable water falls from the sky

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

duTrieux. posted:

all of those states completely lose their poo poo when too much free potable water falls from the sky

lol if you think the rain in new jersey is potable

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

duTrieux. posted:

all of those states completely lose their poo poo when too much free potable water falls from the sky

no they do not.

also lol that a californian feels the need to make special note when water is drinkable

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

HST's Nixon eulogy should be chiseled into the front steps of the White House as a warning to the others, but Reagan was pretty close to the Devil in a suit

reagan was more a golem than a devil, i think.

nixon was... complicated. he did great things. terrible things. but great.

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Nintendo Kid posted:

no they do not.

also lol that a californian feels the need to make special note when water is drinkable

build a pipe, send it all to us

"boo hoo we have too much snow"

suffix
Jul 27, 2013

Wheeee!

Boxturret posted:

well ideally i'd like take out all of california but we have to start somewhere

remember that every almond you eat sucks sweet lifegiving water out of californian ground, hastening its transformation to a barren wasteland

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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duTrieux. posted:

reagan was more a golem than a devil, i think.

nixon was... complicated. he did great things. terrible things. but great.

richard nixon was objectively a more liberal president than barack hussein obama

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

duTrieux. posted:

nixon was... complicated. he did great things. terrible things. but great.

nixon was a bona fide, alex-jones-infowars-grade crazy, and a criminal to boot

anything good he accomplished was purely accidental

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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suffix posted:

remember that every almond you eat sucks sweet lifegiving water out of californian ground, hastening its transformation to a barren wasteland

oh god whats the water cost of a gallon of almond milk then lmao

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

we'll just go ahead and continue to produce significant portions of your culture, technology, food, and economic capacity while also sending over a whole bunch of tax money

you keep on, idk, whatever the gently caress it is that vermont does

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

oh god whats the water cost of a gallon of almond milk then lmao

i get mad about almonds, and especially almond milk.

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

HST's Nixon eulogy should be chiseled into the front steps of the White House as a warning to the others, but Reagan was pretty close to the Devil in a suit

hst was an overrated burnout and nixon was a perfectly fine president

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

duTrieux. posted:

build a pipe, send it all to us

"boo hoo we have too much snow"

move if you want water you cali fucks.

whiners exist everywhere buddy.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Jonny 290 posted:

oh god whats the water cost of a gallon of almond milk then lmao

1.1 gallon of water to grow a single almond

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

nixon was a bona fide, alex-jones-infowars-grade crazy, and a criminal to boot

anything good he accomplished was purely accidental

i don't disagree with any of this, although i don't think he actually went proper crazy until around watergate

until then he only literally pretended to be crazy

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

uncurable mlady posted:

1.1 gallon of water to grow a single almond

how does that compete calorie/protein-wise with beef?

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Nintendo Kid posted:

move if you want water you cali fucks.

nah, we can engineer that poo poo

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Subjunctive posted:

how does that compete calorie/protein-wise with beef?

still better than meat but only because meat production is grossly water-inefficient

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
everywhere in ny that isn't nyc can get multiple feet of snow a day and be fine, even the city can take snow/rain.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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Forums Terrorist posted:

hst was an overrated burnout and nixon was a perfectly fine president

im not saying that he found journalistic nirvana at the end of a sheet of acid or anything, but i dont think he was overrated at all

its not like he ended up hosting nightline

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Forums Terrorist posted:

hst was an overrated burnout

even a blind squirrel finds some nuts

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

duTrieux. posted:

we'll just go ahead and continue to produce significant portions of your culture, technology, food, and economic capacity while also sending over a whole bunch of tax money

you keep on, idk, whatever the gently caress it is that vermont does

all the states i mentioned also get less back from the federal government than they supply. nj gets the least.

also lol california barely produces poo poo anymore. washington state is more relevant

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Subjunctive posted:

how does that compete calorie/protein-wise with beef?

depends on who you believe, the meat industry pegs it around ~450 gallons per pound of beef; peta/others claim it's well over 1k

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
criminal startups and overrated "high end" consumer device makers are not production hth

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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are you kidding do you know how much value uber has contributed to the united states

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Beast of Bourbon posted:

everywhere in ny that isn't nyc can get multiple feet of snow a day and be fine, even the city can take snow/rain.

nyc has shitloads of plows and can handle really heavy snow

the problem is what to do with the snow if it keeps piling up. the answer is giant snow-melting troughs

Forums Terrorist
Dec 8, 2011

Jonny 290 posted:

richard nixon was objectively a more liberal president than barack hussein obama

qft

Jonny 290 posted:

im not saying that he found journalistic nirvana at the end of a sheet of acid or anything, but i dont think he was overrated at all

its not like he ended up hosting nightline

he's the journalism equivalent of monty python's holy grail, in that he's not a particularly objectionable sort but everyone raves about him so much i'm compelled to poo poo on him

also tbf as someone who's had life poo poo on them and generally been precluded from living a normal life the whole 70s "gently caress the normies maaaan" set can all die in a fire

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

duTrieux. posted:

nah, we can engineer that poo poo

we have secured the future of our water against the vile westerner centuries before the first californian haggled some water out of colorado

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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CARB
prop 13
california rolls


boom. 3 reasons you shitheads should be shot into the sun

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
carb owns

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Nintendo Kid posted:

we have secured the future of our water against the vile westerner centuries before the first californian haggled some water out of colorado

as long as you don't need produce for 7 months of the year

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

Jonny 290 posted:

richard nixon was objectively a more liberal president than barack hussein obama

nixon would've nuked iraq

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene
the states are the laboratories of democracy.
california's laboratory happens to be operated by a mad scientist.

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

Subjunctive posted:

how does that compete calorie/protein-wise with beef?

beef is p horrible, chicken mb

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Subjunctive posted:

as long as you don't need produce for 7 months of the year

florida provides plenty. also south america exists don't know i you heard of it but we turn out to not need to ship vast amounts of water to south america or florida to get produce

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

the states are the laboratories of democracy.
california's laboratory happens to be operated by a mad scientist.

39 million mad scientists

wooo direct democracy!

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

CARB
prop 13
california rolls


boom. 3 reasons you shitheads should be shot into the sun

what's wrong with carbonite, inc.

(yes, prop 13 is garbage. also idk why you have a problem with california rolls it's basically just crab+avocado sushi?)

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

pr0zac posted:

beef is p horrible, chicken mb

so this isn't a water-responsible choice?

talk to me about duck

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

the states are the laboratories of democracy.
california's laboratory happens to be operated by a mad scientist.

don't talk poo poo about jerry brown, now.

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