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Elder Postsman posted:wait did he go to prison in Michigan. I know several people who work at prisons in the UP. also several people in prisons in the UP. i don't believe it was in UP but idk from michigan geography i believe he's from detroit(?) because he was talking about # mile roads with another michigan con goon, but then i don't recall where they got sent, usually prisons are in the boonies?
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unbelievable fail snipe sonofa
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Munkeymon posted:holy poo poo pound for pound beef uses less water than almonds quote:Beef requires the most water, at 1,847 gal./lb quote:almonds and cashews...averaging 1,929 gal./lb.
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Mar 25, 2015 05:51
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Marzzle posted:i am already doin this, is exp more important than gpa? if it's academic exp rather than corporate? i have p 3-3.5 gpa which a lot of people say is just completely unviable but pos plz be my career counselor because i am an idiot hell fucker babby nobody reasonable cares about your gpa after you land your first job and keep it like a grownup get some experience so you can show you know how to work with other peoples' code and not just link a list because someone already wrote that and you're going to have to figure out how to use it also calm down drat - you're probably in the right field if you can swing a B-B+ gpa and aren't leeching off of classmates
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Mar 25, 2015 05:53
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coc goons love to make it out like if you don't assemble a literally perfect resume by the time you graduate college you'll never find a job but that's simply not true. pass your classes, get a little experience, figure out what specifically interests you, and get out there. you probably won't get everything you want in a first job but each one adds more to your skill set that'll let you aim a little closer in a few years
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Mar 25, 2015 05:58
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Forums Terrorist posted:his writing was mediocre, hst was the applebees of the opinion papers rofl. yea he sucked balls, i know much better and hell, write better too - what with my computer science degree.
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Mar 25, 2015 06:02
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Marzzle posted:i am already doin this, is exp more important than gpa? if it's academic exp rather than corporate? i have p 3-3.5 gpa which a lot of people say is just completely unviable but pos plz be my career counselor because i am an idiot hell fucker babby closer to 3 or 3.5? cuz that's a huge range either way it's a manageable number tho
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Mar 25, 2015 06:03
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for grad school apps you need above a 3.5 unless you're already a published researcher. for real jobs you're fine with 3.0+ as long as you ace the interview. unless it's some human being company like google that wants your transcripts, nobody cares, they just use 3+ to filter out the losers
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Mar 25, 2015 06:04
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people should read proud highway if they want to come at hst, imo
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Mar 25, 2015 06:06
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syscall girl posted:i don't believe it was in UP but idk from michigan geography yeah there's a few prisons in the UP. you can find them by looking at that racial dot map because they're the only areas with black people in them.
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Mar 25, 2015 06:14
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carry on then posted:coc goons love to make it out like if you don't assemble a literally perfect resume by the time you graduate college you'll never find a job but that's simply not true. pass your classes, get a little experience, figure out what specifically interests you, and get out there. you probably won't get everything you want in a first job but each one adds more to your skill set that'll let you aim a little closer in a few years good advice imo
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Mar 25, 2015 06:14
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Marzzle posted:so if I am in school for cs right now I might as well toss in the towel or is it like "yeah you just won't make the 6 figgies anymore" because i just sorta like programming a computer any how and i probably wouldn't be a good nurse or barrista or whatever and i don't wannna be homeless 4 ever alright i keep seeing this pop up so i think it's time for a yospos psa:  there will not be a 2001 style 'burst' this time around we aren't nearly at the heady highs that the tech industry was at back in the late 90s and we probably won't ever be again. also all the money flowing into the valley is privately owned so what you'll see is individual investors/institutions quietly give up / lose patience / run out of money and back out and the garbage companies that couldn't make money anyways will dry up. said companies going under will have a negligible impact on the tech labor sector- the only people who will feel it will be in the valley itself and all they'll feel is a tremor. if you're learning a worthwhile stuff in school and end up working for a company that Makes Money you'll be fine. stop worrying
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Mar 25, 2015 06:16
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thank you for 400 million boring words of bullshit necco we appreciate it im jk that was a little harsh. ilu bb
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Mar 25, 2015 06:21
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when people talk about this bubble bursting they really just mean all the paper wealth from ridiculous valuations of companies like uber, airbnb and snapchat is going to disappear. probably it gets a lot harder for companies to raise series A's and B's but solid companies will still get funded. all the bullshit incubators and bootcamps that rely on cash rich startups trying to buy their way to an ipo or acquisition are probably hosed too. decent programmers are still going to get paid though. it's not like we'll need less software
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Mar 25, 2015 06:24
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Jonny 290 posted:thank you for 400 million boring words of bullshit necco we appreciate it i just get worried when the yospos babies don't realize when we're being hyperbolic and get might get scared away from a lucrative career in tech- actually no you guys should run away from this poo poo pile as fast as you can. don't look back. trust me. save yourselves
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Mar 25, 2015 06:26
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Marzzle posted:so if I am in school for cs right now I might as well toss in the towel or is it like "yeah you just won't make the 6 figgies anymore" because i just sorta like programming a computer any how and i probably wouldn't be a good nurse or barrista or whatever and i don't wannna be homeless 4 ever learn a popular/important language that's still going to be popular eight years from now (so java or some flavor of c, basically), and then either move to california, get yourself balls-deep in some open source garbage poo poo, or start learning how to lie on your resume, because entry-level programming jobs don't exist east of the valley. decent programming jobs exist everywhere but only the very heart of the bubble is so desperate for programmers that they'll give those jobs to basically any white or asian male who can pronounce the word "code". in the actually civilized parts of the us, you need to be able to show or fake a couple years of real-world experience oh yeah, and if you're not a white male then go change your loving major right now, women and minorities get a hella raw deal in tech right now
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Mar 25, 2015 06:28
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As long as you write software (or do EE or MEC) and have an internship (or some other work xp) you'll be fine because there will always be $$$ to be made automating other people's jobs. Unless you do phd work on AI. gently caress you for trying to automate my job.
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Mar 25, 2015 06:30
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the talent deficit posted:when people talk about this bubble bursting they really just mean all the paper wealth from ridiculous valuations of companies like uber, airbnb and snapchat is going to disappear. probably it gets a lot harder for companies to raise series A's and B's but solid companies will still get funded. all the bullshit incubators and bootcamps that rely on cash rich startups trying to buy their way to an ipo or acquisition are probably hosed too. decent programmers are still going to get paid though. it's not like we'll need less software
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Mar 25, 2015 06:32
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Main Paineframe posted:learn a popular/important language that's still going to be popular eight years from now (so java or some flavor of c, basically), and then either move to california, get yourself balls-deep in some open source garbage poo poo, or start learning how to lie on your resume, because entry-level programming jobs don't exist east of the valley. decent programming jobs exist everywhere but only the very heart of the bubble is so desperate for programmers that they'll give those jobs to basically any white or asian male who can pronounce the word "code". in the actually civilized parts of the us, you need to be able to show or fake a couple years of real-world experience that doesn't sound true at all.
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Mar 25, 2015 06:32
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babie yospos undergrad : boy i can't wait to graduate and get a real computer job! me : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7bHCs_iu9w
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Mar 25, 2015 06:33
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learn some sort of trade skill refine it and specialize in a subskill that makes money without too much danger, if any get better at it thats the only advice i would have for anybody showing up at the endless serial gangbang that is adult life
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JewKiller 3000 posted:for grad school apps you need above a 3.5 unless you're already a published researcher. for real jobs you're fine with 3.0+ as long as you ace the interview. unless it's some human being company like google that wants your transcripts, nobody cares, they just use 3+ to filter out the losers i am a middle author on like 2-3 pubs so far (but it's all evolutionary biology stuff and some of it is wet lab) and the thing i am tryin to do should give me a 1st author paper before the end of the year so i hope to apply to grad schools in the fall so i dunno maybe it'll be OK? also sorry pos for bein a nevous goony goon but you always give it to me straight 
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Mar 25, 2015 06:38
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Jonny 290 posted:thats the only advice i would have for anybody showing up at the endless serial gangbang that is adult life just depends what role in the gangbang you want to play 
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Mar 25, 2015 06:55
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lol @ anyone calling hst a bad writer. fear and loathing in las vegas gets overhyped but fear and loathing on the campaign trail 72 is one of the better campaign books ever written
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Marzzle posted:i am a middle author on like 2-3 pubs so far (but it's all evolutionary biology stuff and some of it is wet lab) and the thing i am tryin to do should give me a 1st author paper before the end of the year so i hope to apply to grad schools in the fall so i dunno maybe it'll be OK? dbl check w/ trig, but you're deffo on the right track
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born on a buy you posted:lol @ anyone calling hst a bad writer. fear and loathing in las vegas gets overhyped but fear and loathing on the campaign trail 72 is one of the better campaign books ever written vegas was the thing that put him on the pop culture radar and it was silly and hyperbolic but with a solid core about how loving stupid the hippies were his political stuff is relatively dry but super sharp even if you only like his sports journalism he was a force to be reckoned with
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theflyingexecutive posted:dbl check w/ trig, but you're deffo on the right track is trig a yosser?
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Necc0 posted:actually no you guys should run away from this poo poo pile as fast as you can. don't look back. trust me. i would rather fewer solid companies with an "east coast culture" than involves, oh idk, actual salaries and hr policies than 1 million startups full of live-to-work techbros
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Main Paineframe posted:oh yeah, and if you're not a white male then go change your loving major right now, women and minorities get a hella raw deal in tech right now
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Mar 25, 2015 08:10
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Marzzle posted:is trig a yosser? trig discipline is an cool guy he does marine science stuff out of outer buttfuck australia
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Mar 25, 2015 08:10
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yeah but specifically evo bio, you've probably cited one of his papers
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Mar 25, 2015 08:13
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Marzzle posted:is trig a yosser? yes
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Marzzle posted:is trig a yosser? plz czech the style guide, the preferred nomenclature is "shitposter" or more rarely "yosposter" also plz dl the latest yospos.xlsx so that you can get up to speed w/ cjs
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:plz czech the style guide, the preferred nomenclature is "shitposter" or more rarely "yosposter" hp where is the webzone for yospos.xlsx tori either has an intense memory or really good notes bc he always dropping burns on me that hurt
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Mar 25, 2015 08:22
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now imagining tori searching his evernote for 'poo poo idiot mido'
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Mar 25, 2015 08:22
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i can kinda remember what avs are which sorta like a crow can remember the face of a man who was cruel to it or maybe gave it a b of corn or something
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Mar 25, 2015 08:39
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Marzzle posted:i can kinda remember what avs are which sorta like a crow can remember the face of a man who was cruel to it or maybe gave it a b of corn or something that's been my experience as well tori cmos used a mist net to take down a lot of yossers and then tagged them all with pirates logos
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i kept thinking "why is everyone ragging on harry s truman?"
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Marzzle posted:i am a middle author on like 2-3 pubs so far (but it's all evolutionary biology stuff and some of it is wet lab) and the thing i am tryin to do should give me a 1st author paper before the end of the year you'll do fine then - being actually published puts you above ~95% of cs grads as far as "I'm actually not a moron in a suit" points go
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Munkeymon posted:you'll do fine then - being actually published puts you above ~95% of cs grads as far as "I'm actually not a moron in a suit" points go i was under the impression that industry software peeps just didn't really care about publications at all and you shouldn't put them on a resume but you are probably talkin' bout grad schools
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