2015 Goon Draft: Wherein for once an OT doesn't go first...maybe

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Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Is he going to retire if he gets franchised then?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 21:46

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# ? May 20, 2024 17:15

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Intruder posted:

Is he going to retire if he gets franchised then?

I unironically believe that he'll do this

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:36

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

No Butt Stuff posted:

I also have two other children who are currently at their grandparents in Missouri already. I'm working my way up to Phil Rivers status.

Do you own a bolo tie?

# ? Mar 24, 2015 23:43

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Do you own a bolo tie?

I'm moving to Missouri. Go ahead and take that 2 and put it with the other 2.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 00:27

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

I PMed axeil about making a pick. If he doesn't I will make one tomorrow. Tell me what the Eagles biggest needs are .

# ? Mar 25, 2015 07:26

wasianchickn: Sep 4, 2006; welp

swickles posted:

I PMed axeil about making a pick. If he doesn't I will make one tomorrow. Tell me what the Eagles biggest needs are .

Fresh knees

# ? Mar 25, 2015 07:30

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

swickles posted:

I PMed axeil about making a pick. If he doesn't I will make one tomorrow. Tell me what the Eagles biggest needs are .

Corner, wide receiver, safety, general manager.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 07:43

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

swickles posted:

I PMed axeil about making a pick. If he doesn't I will make one tomorrow. Tell me what the Eagles biggest needs are .

Pac-12 Wideouts

# ? Mar 25, 2015 13:00

Diqnol: May 10, 2010

Swickles, Axiel, I am our backup eagles fan guy for this.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 13:02

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Swickles, Axiel, I am our backup eagles fan guy for this.

Awesome. I'm heading out of town on Thursday and won't be back till Monday so if we get to the third round during that time by all means make the pick because I won't be able to.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 13:06

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Any Bengals fans with ideas on who to pick, I'm all ears.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 13:41

Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Shoulda taken Agholor No Butt Stuff, but congrats on the twins

# ? Mar 25, 2015 14:28

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Wow. A WR run.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 15:58

korrandark: Jan 5, 2009

Gatts posted:

Wow. A WR run.

The Bengals desperately need a slot WR and a kick/punt returner. Lockett is exceedingly good at both. Thanks to Atticus Finch for the assist.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 16:00

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

I genuinely hope they go for Lockett that early, too. He won't be there in the third where they'd have to settle for Diggs.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 16:51

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

No Butt Stuff posted:

Good News: Moving to KC.

Bad News: Wife's pregnancy is apparently getting more complicated, the hospitals in the area haven't decided if they'll "accept" her into the maternity program, the housing market is on fire so all the good ones in the areas we're looking are gone in like a day, and the trip we were going to take to KC tomorrow through Sunday may now not happen because the twins may have Twin-to-Twin Transfusion Syndrome.

I'm about to be very busy. Or not busy at all.

If any other Chiefs fans would like to be on stand-by in case I have to disappear for a bit, I can PM you a couple guys I'm keeping an eye on for other rounds, at least to cover round 3.

I have PMs, but you can just post in the thread and I can text/e-mail you if need be so we can work it out.

This could have been avoided if you did butt stuff exclusively.

(Congrats dude!)

# ? Mar 25, 2015 17:28

Shangri-Law School: Feb 19, 2013

Will accept advice from any Lions fans, if they want to give it.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 17:40

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

AAA DOLFAN posted:

Ya know- pregnancy wouldn't even be an issue if you didn't have that silly rule, no butt stuff!

Just kidding. Good luck!

seiferguy posted:

This could have been avoided if you did butt stuff exclusively.

(Congrats dude!)

How my rear end taste

# ? Mar 25, 2015 19:17

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Well I guess it should have been Perriman instead, b0ng

# ? Mar 25, 2015 20:43

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Intruder posted:

Well I guess it should have been Perriman instead, b0ng

Not if you want the WR to actually catch the ball when it arrives.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 20:55

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Atticus Finch posted:

I genuinely hope they go for Lockett that early, too. He won't be there in the third where they'd have to settle for Diggs.

I really like Lockett and Diggs but for some reason I'm hooked on the idea of Lockett in the 3rd and Diggs in the 4th. Either would be good value a round earlier but I can't escape the feeling that they're generally being overlooked. I'm just enamored with the possibility of stealing those guys so late. I'd bet most bad GMs suffer from similar delusions.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:28

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

Coldforge posted:

Not if you want the WR to actually catch the ball when it arrives.

That's what stickum is for

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:30

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

I really like Lockett and Diggs but for some reason I'm hooked on the idea of Lockett in the 3rd and Diggs in the 4th. Either would be good value a round earlier but I can't escape the feeling that they're generally being overlooked. I'm just enamored with the possibility of stealing those guys so late. I'd bet most bad GMs suffer from similar delusions.

Diggs looks really, really good. Shame he kept getting freak injuries in college.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:33

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Coldforge posted:

Diggs looks really, really good. Shame he kept getting freak injuries in college.

Everybody was getting freak injuries in Maryland. One year we were on our fifth string quarterback by the end of the season.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:59

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Everybody was getting freak injuries in Maryland. One year we were on our fifth string quarterback by the end of the season.

maybe the field quality is poor

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:10

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Metapod posted:

maybe the field quality is poor

I believe it was the same year they installed FieldTurf.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 23:45

The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

If not for injuries Diggs is a first round pick. If anyone could reasonably claim the moniker next Odell Beckham (no one could) it would be Diggs.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 01:29

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

Just wanted to post in here that John was wrong, I'm not up, Perry the Platypus and the Steelers are up

# ? Mar 26, 2015 15:23

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

To confirm. When we make our pick do we PM the next person? If they have plat.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 15:54

swickles: Aug 21, 2006; I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

Gatts posted:

To confirm. When we make our pick do we PM the next person? If they have plat.

Its up to you. You can if you want to. I have been only PMing if they havent made a pick after 12 hours or so.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 16:12

PASS THE MASH: Oct 30, 2013

Oops fixed. Also whoever actually drafts Quinten Rollins, be ready for the constant mentions about how he used to play basketball.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 17:01

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

johnfw50 posted:

Oops fixed. Also whoever actually drafts Quinten Rollins, be ready for the constant mentions about how he used to play basketball.

That never gets old really quickly.

Good luck with that Seattle fans. First the flying fish, now Jimmy. Add it to your bingo card.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 17:20

TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

Now, I know that no one is actually going to believe this, but I was actually planning on taking Perriman before he ran that 4.25 40 at his pro day, especially with Dorsett and Agholor off the board.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 22:47

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

Perriman was ranked as a super early second rounder so I consider that a total steal.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 22:53

Intruder: Mar 5, 2003; I got a taste for blown saves

At least, Brandon LaFell's successor

# ? Mar 26, 2015 23:04

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Surprised no one grabbed Devin Smith, or am I missing it?

# ? Mar 26, 2015 23:45

Beer4TheBeerGod: Aug 23, 2004; Exciting Lemon

wandler20 posted:

Surprised no one grabbed Devin Smith, or am I missing it?

Nope. Still out there.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 23:47

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

Nope. Still out there.

I'm basically just using scouts inc top 100 to keep track of picks and he's like 26 on that list. Of course that really means nothing.

# ? Mar 26, 2015 23:49

D-LINK: Oct 1, 2007; I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Hell yeah, draft the dude that broke the world record long jump at the scouting combine!

# ? Mar 27, 2015 00:15

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# ? May 20, 2024 17:15

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Good fuckin pick llama man

# ? Mar 27, 2015 01:07

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