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Noxville posted:I'm not a big comics guy but I read The Long Halloween on recommendation. It was crap. I mean it's a comic book
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It's page 69, you guys! 
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Mar 25, 2015 20:17
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The first and only time I've seen myself bald was in a drawing. I was a rad-looking hand-drawn bald dude, and since then I'm constantly looking for an excuse to go full moby on the world.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:23
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Coffee And Pie posted:It's page 69, you guys! 
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Mar 25, 2015 20:24
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On my way to work today I saw a car with the license plate "DUBAI69", which was also spelled out on the back window in mismatched stickers. Well that's my 69 story for today.
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Mar 25, 2015 20:51
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If you're driving through Kansas on I-70, you can take exit 420 to get onto Highway 69. That's my 69 and 420 story, so I can reside this in 351 pages.
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Mar 25, 2015 21:04
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X-Ray Pecs posted:If you're driving through Kansas on I-70, you can take exit 420 to get onto Highway 69. That's my 69 and 420 story, so I can reside this in 351 pages. I really wish I had a girlfriend so that could propose we drive to Kansas, smoke weed on the 420, then pull over and have a quick 69 long enough before Johnny Law could sniff it out. But that would require me having the charm to win a woman. And be willing to go to Kansas.
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Mar 25, 2015 21:12
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Ya ever do a 96? It's the 69 position only you're back-to-back, and you just have a nice conversation with each other from afar. You're still naked though. It's not a very popular sex position.
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K. Waste posted:I really wish I had a girlfriend so that could propose we drive to Kansas, smoke weed on the 420, then pull over and have a quick 69 long enough before Johnny Law could sniff it out. But that would require me having the charm to win a woman. And be willing to go to Kansas. You could hit up Pancho's, its right there off the 69, get some tacos.
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Mar 25, 2015 21:15
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It's been so long since I read Long Halloween that I couldn't remember how Calendar Man was protracted (aside from obvious red herring). My Batman knowledge is mainly related to the Arkham games and the movies.
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Beyond sane knolls posted:Ya ever do a 96? It's the 69 position only you're back-to-back, and you just have a nice conversation with each other from afar. You're still naked though. It's not a very popular sex position. That actually sounds really nice if you're both on LSD and masturbating. FishBulb posted:You could hit up Pancho's, its right there off the 69, get some tacos. I'm sorry, that's where me and my imaginary girlfriend used to go. It was our "Born to Run" days. I can't look at that place again, just too many memories.
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Mar 25, 2015 21:27
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K. Waste posted:That actually sounds really nice if you're both on LSD and masturbating. You really need a girlfriend. Have you considered working customer service in a college town? (What I need is a better job so I'm not this hard up find something to brag about it).
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Mar 25, 2015 21:34
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I just heard a terrible joke but I laughed so whatevs: You know what they call "The Hunger Games" in France? BATTLE ROYALE with cheese.
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Mar 25, 2015 22:05
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Woah, a time traveling joke from 2012.
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Long Halloween is alright although the good parts are basically lifted from Year One and other comics (it's sorta a sequel to Year One tbf). Also you see early stages of Loeb's irritating "guest-star every member of Batman's extended cast and do nothing with them" schtick
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Harime Nui posted:Also you see early stages of Loeb's irritating "guest-star every member of Batman's extended cast and do nothing with them" schtick This is what I really disliked about it. The first Batman stuff I'd read was Killing Joke which I liked a fair bit, Year One which was ok, then this. It's just an endless parade of villains I don't care about doing nothing but show up to give the fans a nostalgic feeling of 'oh, that guy!' and not having any connection to these character it just felt interminable for me. e: It's also the last Batman I read and is likely to remain so. Noxville fucked around with this message at 22:39 on Mar 25, 2015 |
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Mar 25, 2015 22:33
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ylotd failed Airbud audition tape https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Xj6hvnz80
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A bunch of you went to Vertigo, right? How are these TCM revival screenings?zVxTeflon posted:ylotd  aesthetic Magic Hate Ball fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Mar 25, 2015 |
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Mar 25, 2015 22:37
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Hey hey shut the gently caress up for a second Bruce Campbell to play Reagan on season 2 of Fargo What the gently caress
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FishBulb posted:Hey hey shut the gently caress up for a second Holy fuckin poo poo
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Mar 25, 2015 22:41
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Holy fuckin poo poo Right????
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zVxTeflon posted:ylotd Movie of the year contender right here
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zVxTeflon posted:ylotd It's like the essence of my life in a video.
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My favourite is when the dog gets hit with the taco after being on course to catch it before turning it's head at the last moment.
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Noxville posted:My favourite is when the dog gets hit with the taco after being on course to catch it before turning it's head at the last moment. a gif of that should be the background of this forum
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Mar 25, 2015 22:55
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That dog is the equivalent of a kid whose dad keeps trying to teach him to play catch, but who keeps wimping out and throwing up his hands to protect his face.
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Mar 25, 2015 23:00
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FishBulb posted:Hey hey shut the gently caress up for a second
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Josh Lyman posted:As in... Ronald Reagan? the one and only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU
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Mar 25, 2015 23:03
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K. Waste posted:That dog is the equivalent of a kid whose dad keeps trying to teach him to play catch, but who keeps wimping out and throwing up his hands to protect his face. Probably closer to a grown man who can't hammer a nail because he's afraid he'll hit his thumb. Like me.
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Josh Lyman posted:As in... Ronald Reagan? No the little girl from the exorcist YES DUH
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So I have an incredibly awkward situation I need help navigating. There's a video store in my town that I not only really like going to, but is the last one around. I've been renting movies there since I was 12. So obviously I've become real familiar with the owner. In the last few years he's become a born again Christian or something. So now a lot of times he'll be having intense Jesus talks with other bible thumpy people who come in there and stuff. Also now and again he'll just name drop God or Jesus or the Devil casually. None of that really bothers me because I don't find it to be a big. So today my mother was in there and she was talking to the guy and I came up in the conversation and they were talking about some issue I have. So then he starts going on tell my mother that if I accept Jesus as my lord and savior then everything in my life will get better and blah blah blah all my problems are solved. Then he tells her next time I go in there he'll "have a talk" with me about it. Now if we had to have a list of conversations I'm absolutely not interested in ever having this poo poo is real close to the top. Basically I'm wondering if there's any polite way to shut this poo poo down if he bothers me with it. Also, before anyone goes "Derp netflix" I like video stores and I prefer to support local business when I can so I would strongly prefer to keep going there and also he has a copy of Tammy and the T-Rex that he said I could have.
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Next time you go in ask him if he is prepared to meet the lord of creation and when he says yes say Allah be praised
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CPL593H posted:So I have an incredibly awkward situation I need help navigating. Man, that's rough. All the video stores in my town are long dead, I wish I had the luxury of having this kind of problem. Josh Lyman posted:As in... Ronald Reagan? 
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CPL593H posted:So I have an incredibly awkward situation I need help navigating. Just tell him "no thanks, I would rather not have this conversation with you" if he brings it up, which he probably won't.
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Get roaring drunk and forget most of the ensuing conversation. That's what I did the last time I met a super-Jesus person and it turned out well.
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Skwirl posted:Just tell him "no thanks, I would rather not have this conversation with you" if he brings it up, which he probably won't. I'm guessing he probably will. I'm just glad that he doesn't appear to know I'm gay.
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CPL593H posted:I'm guessing he probably will. I'm just glad that he doesn't appear to know I'm gay. Tell him you are.
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CPL593H posted:You guys aren't helpful at all. Skwirl's answer is the right one.
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