look out here come my pics lol

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Skarp: Sep 27, 2013

Boxturret posted:

i hate everything and wish for death

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:04

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# ? May 24, 2024 14:20

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Valeyard posted:

as long as you haven't touched up any kids we will let people away with a lot of stuff

and, if they have touched up kids, they'll still let it go for a while

edit: here is a photo of the late cyril smith, child molester and former member of parliament

atomicthumbs fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Mar 25, 2015

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:16

EIDE Van Hagar: Dec 8, 2000; Beep Boop

getting molested by that guy is one of the most terrifying things i can imagine

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:23

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

atomicthumbs posted:

and, if they have touched up kids, they'll still let it go for a while

edit: here is a photo of the late cyril smith, child molester and former member of parliament

kwinkles posted:

getting molested by that guy is one of the most terrifying things i can imagine

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:24

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

atomicthumbs posted:

i hate those super realistic cartoon character paintings they're so creepy

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:24

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud: Apr 7, 2003

atomicthumbs posted:

and, if they have touched up kids, they'll still let it go for a while

edit: here is a photo of the late cyril smith, child molester and former member of parliament

Jesus Christ the British are hideous

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:26

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

atomicthumbs posted:

and, if they have touched up kids, they'll still let it go for a while

edit: here is a photo of the late cyril smith, child molester and former member of parliament

i bet his looks actually helped him molest kids, because parents would look at him and say "nah he can't ACTUALLY be a child molester and look like that, it's just a bit too on the nose"

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:33

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Boxturret posted:

i hate everything and wish for death

Skarp posted:

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

Beeftweeter posted:

lol nice try

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:43

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

i bet his looks actually helped him molest kids, because parents would look at him and say "nah he can't ACTUALLY be a child molester and look like that, it's just a bit too on the nose"

we should all take a lesson from this

that and jimmy savile

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:44

pram: Jun 10, 2001

atomicthumbs posted:

and, if they have touched up kids, they'll still let it go for a while

edit: here is a photo of the late cyril smith, child molester and former member of parliament

nice selfie

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:45

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:45

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

pram posted:

nice selfie

hahahahahahah

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:47

the bsd boys: Aug 8, 2011; Can't post for 367 days!

smythe pls close the yosmas thread its task is finished

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:51

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

Valeyard posted:

Kenny Logins posted:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:56

jony ive aces: Jun 14, 2012; designer of the lomarf car; Buglord

cheese-cube posted:

sean lock, bill bailey and alan davies as the new top gear (the stig is stephen fry)

lol

# ? Mar 25, 2015 21:57

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

jony ive aces posted:

finally, one of these gross witch comics i can get behind

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:05

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:06

Radio Paranoia: Jun 27, 2010; It is now safe to turn off your computer.

DrPossum posted:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:12

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

Radio Paranoia posted:

nah its cool. just put some booze on it

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:15

Graff: May 10, 2012

Citizen Tayne posted:

Jesus Christ the British are hideous

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:17

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-32019679

i think its a great idea, but im not sure who at the Beeb thought it was a good idea

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5YFJ0zsZnw

Valeyard fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Mar 25, 2015

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:20

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Citizen Tayne posted:

Jesus Christ the British are hideous

don't forget the accent that guy certainly has

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:24

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:27

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Larry the parrot dials an imaginary phone number, rambles a little, then starts laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6-QCzBZgc

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:30

Valeyard: Mar 30, 2012; Grimey Drawer

axolotl farmer posted:

Larry the parrot dials an imaginary phone number, rambles a little, then starts laughing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CB6-QCzBZgc

amazing

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:32

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Improbable Lobster posted:

JacquelineDempsey posted:

I lived on Long Island when TWA Flight 800 went down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA_Flight_800

A nice regular customer at my bf's video rental store was a NYPD diver. Usually his job entailed going into the Hudson to try to find guns thrown into the river, helping to pull cars that had sunk, that sort of thing. When 800 went down, the authorities called everyone in the area with diving chops to help retrieve bodies and wreckage, even though it was outside NYC proper. He was on that team.

As the diver told it... He's down there and comes across a woman, still belted into her seat. The woman starts moving, and not in a way that matches the ocean current. She looks, incredibly, alive. He checks his tanks to make sure he's not flipping out on nitrogen narcosis; there's no way anyone's still alive who's been down there so long.

Upon closer inspection, her corpse was chock full of crabs feasting on her. Their movement was pulling her around like a puppet.

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:33

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Improbable Lobster posted:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:33

N.Z.'s Champion: Jun 8, 2003; Yam Slacker

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

hory shiet what is giong on

a new type of 3d printer

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:37

bobbilljim: May 29, 2013; this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

I'm all the dirt and chewing gum and poo poo packed up in the top part there where the wheel bit is enclosed

clearly superior solution already exists:

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:39

Liver Disaster: Mar 31, 2012; no more tears

bobbilljim posted:

I'm all the dirt and chewing gum and poo poo packed up in the top part there where the wheel bit is enclosed

clearly superior solution already exists:

im the first rock to get jammed between the wheel and the truck

# ? Mar 25, 2015 22:43