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.Spec
Oct 4, 2001

Hockles posted:

Best: Orphansbane (94)

Worst: O'Leary/Samuelsson (80)

Hell yeah, and I just got bumped up to the bigs.

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Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy

Hockles posted:



3/5/19 -- MIN gets: C. Buttworth
3/5/19 -- VAN gets: 2019 2nd Round Pick

MIN -- C. Buttworth -- Starting Goaltender


oh gently caress yes :getin:

Dubious fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Mar 24, 2015

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
more goons in minnesota tia

Porrima
Oct 18, 2012

The world is fucked
and so are you.

Thanks, humanity
Do the simulated teams have coaches with values of their own
Or are they all 'run' with same way?

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Porrima posted:

Do the simulated teams have coaches with values of their own
Or are they all 'run' with same way?

In all my experience with these games, they are run the exact same.

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

I guess boring tweets do get some results:


:shrug:

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Kilza posted:

I guess boring tweets do get some results:


:shrug:

Haha, holy poo poo. The number of "legit" tweets at our various twitter accounts is hilarious.

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

Kilza posted:

I guess boring tweets do get some results:


:shrug:

You should have your fake hockey player apply for a real loan, have him pick out a real house and see how far you can get.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


NHL Be A Pro 16 just got a lot easier: http://store.steampowered.com/app/301120/

:hfive:

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Pleads posted:

NHL Be A Pro 16 just got a lot easier: http://store.steampowered.com/app/301120/

:hfive:

Truly the greatest day

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum

Pleads posted:

NHL Be A Pro 16 just got a lot easier: http://store.steampowered.com/app/301120/

:hfive:

Hockles is probably contemplating whether or not just to throw this whole thing out and start over in EHM.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Spamtron7000 posted:

Hockles is probably contemplating whether or not just to throw this whole thing out and start over in EHM.

Nope. Next year, I'll look into it.

Anders
Nov 8, 2004

I'd rather score...

... but I'll grind it good for you
Or you could all help me peer pressure Pleads into running a Medicine Hat Pylons LP on EHM

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

All-Star Break 2020 Update

All-Stars
East -- P. O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing)
East -- A. Athanatos (3rd D-Pairing)
West -- F. Lemur (2nd Line Center)
West -- M. O'Leary (3rd D-Pairing)


Notable Stats
Athanatos is 5th in Points
Thinktank is 2nd in Goals; Lemur is 5th
Athanatos is 3rd in assists;
Athanatos leads the league in +/-; Cola & O'Bourke are 7th
Windros leads the league in PIM; O'Bourke is 3rd;
Orphansbane leads the league in Wins; Yokozuna is 2nd;
Yokozuna is 3rd in GAA & SV%
Pepperdick is 3rd in the AHL in Wins


Transaction News
11/13/19 -- MTL -- called up A. Robertson from Hamilton (AHL)
12/1/19 -- MTL -- assigned A. Robertson to Hamilton (AHL)
12/16/19 -- MTL -- called up A. Robertson from Hamilton (AHL)
1/11/19 -- MTL assigned A. Robertson to Hamilton (AHL)


Injury Report
None





Comments
All skaters have made it to the NHL and have a goal.
Athanatos Offensive Defenseman or Defensive Offenseman?
Yokozuna is carrying the Oil into a playoff spot.
Kilza is the majority of the starts and San Jose is paying for it.


http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats

Slappy Pappy
Oct 15, 2003

Mighty, mighty eagle soaring free
Defender of our homes and liberty
Bravery, humility, and honesty...
Mighty, mighty eagle, rescue me!
Dinosaur Gum
O'Bourke is more selfish than ThinkTank?

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Oh god we're leading the league again.

The President's Trophy is a trap, GO DOWN A BIT TBL, GO DOWN A BIT

E: I like how Felix is still the only of the goalies with any playoff games played.

Kyrosiris fucked around with this message at 23:00 on Mar 26, 2015

CommaToes
Dec 15, 2006

Ecce Buffo
Wait a second. Felix is not an all star this year?

Who do I send an angry letter to?

Edit: Huh... it seems he's not really number 1 this year.

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Does Columbus always stay pissbaby bad

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
If history holds up they'll send me back down next year.

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Aww yiss, Bitdiddle is playing 22 minutes a night :unsmith:

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Hockles posted:



Comments
Kilza is the majority of the starts and San Jose is paying for it.

Looks like my plan to usurp the starting role in San Jose is working. :smugbert:

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



Kilza posted:

Looks like my plan to usurp the starting role in San Jose is working. :smugbert:

Assuming that the end of your plan is "so San Jose can draft my replacement" I guess. :v:

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
Crushinator almost at a PPG pace, 20 min a night, #2 in hits/gm, -11, all the PIM

That's more like it :getin:

Teemu Pokemon fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Mar 27, 2015

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
Yokozuna is carrying the Oilers just like Lex Luger carried him on that aircraft carrier

lazerwolf
Dec 22, 2009

Orange and Black
Woohoo potted my first goal! Top line here I come!

a false
Mar 5, 2009

I DECIDE
WHO LIVES
AND WHO DIES
Strongly unbalanced goal to assist ratio for Buju but nothing like think tank... if there is anything buju has learned in his travels it is to pass when necessary

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
Blues in the Playoff race again :getin: feels like a 2nd cup for Wang...

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
22 min a night and solid D. Oil in playoff race. I'll take it.

Corsair Pool Boy
Dec 17, 2004
College Slice
This is boring :smith:

JawKnee
Mar 24, 2007





You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line
are you

on twitter?

Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Kyrosiris posted:

Assuming that the end of your plan is "so San Jose can draft my replacement" I guess. :v:

Well, considering they didn't draft Van Schubert, I don't think I have to worry about them drafting somebody who'll be better than me.

Rotten Cookies
Nov 11, 2008

gosh! i like both the islanders and the rangers!!! :^)

Anders posted:

Or you could all help me peer pressure Pleads into running a Medicine Hat Pylons LP on EHM

This is the right answer.

Someone should. The Pylons need a comeback franchise, a la Winnipeg.

ThinkTank
Oct 23, 2007

Spamtron7000 posted:

O'Bourke is more selfish than ThinkTank?

Sounds like Think's got an ankle to break.

e: He also needs to go after Brandon Pirri who is putting up real world ThinkTank numbers this year with 20 goals and 2 assists on the season with the Panthers.

ThinkTank fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Mar 27, 2015

Bradf0rd
Jun 16, 2008

Agent of Chaos

Spamtron7000 posted:

O'Bourke is more selfish than ThinkTank?

He's sniping from the point.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

2020 All-Star Game Results




Scoring Summary
1st Period
8:20 -- (West) F. Lemur (T.Vanek, J. Neal)
15:41 - (West) P. Kane (Z. Parise)

3rd Period
3:38 -- (East) P. O'Bourke (J. Drouin)
7:06 -- (West) F. Lemur (P. Kane, D. Doughty)
19:18 - (East) C. McDavid (unassisted)
19:55 - (West) N. MacKinnon (D. Doughty)


Penalty Summary
1st Period
1:43 -- (East) A. Ovechkin -- Hooking (Minor)

2nd Period
7:36 -- (East) J. Tavares -- Slashing (Minor)

3rd Period
4:35 -- (West) C. Eakin -- Hooking (Minor)
5:55 -- (East) A. Ovechkin -- High Sticking (Minor)


3 Stars of the Game
1) (West) Jonathan Quick (37 saves, 2.00 GAA, .949 SV%)
2) (West) Fred Lemur (2 goals, +1)
3) (West) Patrick Kane (1 goal, 1 assist, +1)



Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

End of 2019-20 Regular Season Update


Notable Stats
Athanatos finished 5th in Points
Thinktank finished 2nd in Goals; Satonaka is 6th; Lemur is 8th
Athanatos finished 4th in assists;
Athanatos finished 2nd in +/-; O'Bourke is 5th; Longrod is 7th
Bitdiddle lead the league in Hits
Windros lead the league in PIM; O'Bourke is 2nd; Picklechips is 5th
Orphansbane lead the league in Wins
Orphansbane finished 6th in GAA
Orphansbane finished 7th in SV%; Yokozuna is 8th
Strelkov lead the AHL in Wins; Pepperdick is 7th
Pepperdick & Strelkov are 5th in GAA; Strelkov is 4th in SV%


Transaction News
3/21/20 -- TBL -- assigned T. Delacour to Syracuse (AHL)

2/5/20 -- CBJ gets: Rick Nash
2/5/20 -- NYR gets: 2 prospects

2/17/20 -- EDM gets: Ryan Suter
2/17/20 -- MIN gets: 2020 1st Round Pick, 2 prospects

2/27/20 -- VAN gets: Ondrej Pavelec, 2 prospects
2/27/20 -- WPG gets: Nick Bonino & Sven Baertschi

3/4/20 -- BOS gets: Matt Read
3/4/20 -- PHI gets: 2020 1st Round Pick


Injury Report
TOR -- E. Windros is injured and needs to be evaluated. Return is unknown






Comments
Athanatos should run away with the Norris
O'Leary is going to win the Calder

http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

Whoa, leading in hits!

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
PLAYOFFS!!!!

Kyrosiris
May 24, 2006

You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".



113 points for Arizona? :eyepop:

E: wait, a season .918 and I get sent down? what the gently caress lightning :argh:

Kyrosiris fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Mar 30, 2015

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Kilza
Oct 4, 2013

Playoffs again. :toot:

Although it looks like Van Schubert ended up getting more starts than me after all, and will probably be the Sharks starter in the playoffs. :(

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