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it makes me angry that always sometimes monsters is respected by a person
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Mar 26, 2015 23:35
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always sometimes poo poo
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Mar 26, 2015 23:37
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Yeah but it's the Canadian video game awards, what do you expect.
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Mar 26, 2015 23:42
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Hahah, what's going on here and why did it win an award
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Mar 26, 2015 23:44
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Maybe the writing is really good
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Mar 26, 2015 23:45
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FactsAreUseless posted:Yeah but it's the Canadian video game awards, what do you expect. This game made us say "I'm sorry" the most times, to ourselves and people in general. Let's hear it for the weird Steam game!
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Mar 26, 2015 23:46
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Alfred hitchcock: but it was man who was the real monsters. also the developers are twats.
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Mar 26, 2015 23:46
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Seriously though anyone who is going "Haha, maybe it's bad, in a funny way:" It's not. It's just bad.
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Mar 26, 2015 23:49
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Why is there underwear at the foot of the bed when they're still wearing underwear?
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Mar 26, 2015 23:50
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Bicyclops posted:Why is there underwear at the foot of the bed when they're still wearing underwear? She lives there. The guy in the bed doesn't. The guy walking into the room does. Her underwear is on the floor, and she is wearing a different pair. The guy in the bed still has his on, none of his underwear is on the floor. So we can deduce that she left the underwear there earlier. QED.
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Mar 26, 2015 23:51
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like usually when a game is crap i can at least say, well, i can't code or anything, its still more than i could do but no, i could do that, i could make that game
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Mar 26, 2015 23:52
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corn in the bible posted:like usually when a game is crap i can at least say, well, i can't code or anything, its still more than i could do
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Mar 26, 2015 23:53
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FactsAreUseless posted:Here's a secret: I did make that game. hosed up and true. hosed up, and true
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Mar 26, 2015 23:54
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FactsAreUseless posted:Here's a secret: I did make that game. hosed up and true. Your game is a piece of poo poo.
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Mar 26, 2015 23:54
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corn in the bible posted:hosed up, and true
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Mar 26, 2015 23:56
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FactsAreUseless posted:Okay, so we can guess this from context: please repost this in the character of Sherlock Holmes, retracting your previous version.
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Mar 26, 2015 23:56
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FactsAreUseless posted:Leaper: So hosed up and so true... 
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Mar 26, 2015 23:58
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FactsAreUseless posted:Here's a secret: I did make that game. hosed up and true. My sincere goondolences sir/madam
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Mar 26, 2015 23:59
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Bicyclops posted:please repost this in the character of Sherlock Holmes, retracting your previous version. Sherlock and John opened the door and stood before the mom. “Sheryl, you and Jean are going to have extra chores today so I want you to both to come straight home from school. No, going to the Hi-Spot and no going to the Mava. Jean, I agreed to take care of you while your father is overseas and I don’t want to tell him that you have been mis-behaving.” Sherlock and John nodded and then ran to their bedroom to finish getting ready. A half hour later John and Sherlock looked at themselves in the mirror, their lips were a light shade of pink from a lipstick called, Pink Poodle, and their nails were painted with a matching nail polish. John grimaced as he looked down and his nails, the lacquer was full of bubbles and lumps. “My nails look awful. I don’t know how women do all this stuff and don’t even get me started on the eyebrow plucking we had to do. It really hurt.” Sherlock sighed. “For God’s sake John quit whining and let’s go to school.” John stuck his tongue out at Sherlock as they left the room and made their way downstairs. It was an awkward process as their skirts and puffy slips interfered with their balance. Sherlock’s mom kissed each girl on the check and handed each of them a lunch sack. “Have a good day girls.” --t, and I've rightly solved this mystery, I 'ave, done solved it for the Queen, innit?"
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Mar 27, 2015 00:01
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Better. Thank you.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:02
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corn in the bible posted:like usually when a game is crap i can at least say, well, i can't code or anything, its still more than i could do “Always Sometimes Monsters deals in chaos and quantum theories – in every second of our lives, we make choices that forever impact our timelines going forward, dictating whether we keep or lose friends, maintain a job or succeed in our goals. We are the masters of our destinies, Always Sometimes Monsters says – but we can't control other people's lives. That's where it gets tricky.” 4/5 – Joystiq
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Mar 27, 2015 00:04
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Content Warning Always Sometimes Monsters has content dealing with racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, mental health, sexual assault, child abuse, animal abuse, drug abuse, and suicide. if you hate sad things that are bad, this game might be too scary for you!
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Mar 27, 2015 00:04
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The uh, the pressure of the finger on the keyboard, tiny imperfections in mouse pad, and uh... And, and you see! you see, nobody could have predicted that you would turn off your computer. that, that's chaos.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:07
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Always Sometimes Tumblrs
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Mar 27, 2015 00:10
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this game has, has choices that tell us something and, and turning off the game that's always a choice you can make, that's always one of the endings. maybe this time mario doesn't rescue the princess.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:15
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Those graphics look like To the Moon's, which I am just now realizing ws probably made in RPG maker.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:18
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"Should we go to the moon?" "Always sometimes."
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Mar 27, 2015 00:19
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If you think human beings are always monsters, turn to page 48. If you think human beings are sometimes monsters, turn to page 123.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:20
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Should we go to the moon?" "Always sometimes." That may actually be a line in the game.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:20
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FactsAreUseless posted:If you think human beings are always monsters, turn to page 48.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:22
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Choose Your Own Patriarchy
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Mar 27, 2015 00:22
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VideoGames posted:Choose Your Own Patriarchy
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Mar 27, 2015 00:22
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What is your birthday? [MONTH] [DAY] [YEAR] What is your favorite color? [BLUE] [RED] [YELLOW] [GREEN] [PINK] Which wave do you most identify with? [SECOND] [THIRD]
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Mar 27, 2015 00:24
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corn in the bible posted:this game has, has choices that tell us something and, and turning off the game that's always a choice you can make, that's always one of the endings. maybe this time mario doesn't rescue the princess.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:26
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Mar 27, 2015 00:28
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Bicyclops posted:Those graphics look like To the Moon's, which I am just now realizing ws probably made in RPG maker. "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was a good movie, but it would be even better if Elijah Wood's character was the protagonist and made references to Dr Who and Street Fighter and aspergers was a major plot point." -To The Moon FactsAreUseless posted:What is your birthday? GENDER: ☑ Male ☑ Female ☐ Cyberdwarf ☑ Other 
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Mar 27, 2015 02:01
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the first 2 paper marios were really good, and the 2 after that were real bad
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Mar 27, 2015 02:14
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Excels posted:the first 2 paper marios were really good, and the 2 after that were real bad Super was good, but of a different kind.
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Mar 27, 2015 02:16
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Heavy Lobster posted:Super was good, but of a different kind. I disagree. It was funny but mostly bad to play. It would have been better as an RPG.
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