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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

seiferguy posted:

I don't watch ESPN so I don't even know who the media loves, probably some dumb baseball guy who's like super rear end in a top hat but white so he gets a pass. Google says Mike Trout is white, I believe he's an rear end in a top hat. - KettleWL

yeeeeeeesss

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Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
how can so many people be so wrong

Empress Theonora
Feb 19, 2001

She was a sword glinting in the depths of night, a lance of light piercing the darkness. There would be no mistakes this time.
arod put me back in the middle of the pack


thanks arod

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
How is Gronk a dick?

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

I forgot that football exists. Oops!

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...
I am amazed that I was the only person who wants to remove blackouts from all sports.

However I think Tom Brady deserves all the hate and Alex Rodriguez is not a current professional athlete, so I was rightfully hosed on #5

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Spoeank posted:

how can so many people be so wrong



agreed

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Spoeank posted:

how can so many people be so wrong


tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


Corey Perry is a butthole

CzarStark
Dec 23, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Spoeank posted:

I'm wondering if my answer is going to sheep out because his dickishness is a relatively new development but holy poo poo what a dick

I thought you would put

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Silly Burrito posted:

How is Gronk a dick?

Fratbro that can't read past a 7th grade level is really all he has going against him.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

straight up brolic posted:

lol at whoever else said mo'ne davis

what up brah

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

everyone who answered hartford ct i love you

and the one person who also cries for the whalers we are bros

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
*sigh* Aced one of my not-funny answers :smith:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

What the gently caress you guys.

What the gently caress.

The question before said current, I assumed it applied here.

That or you have a lot more respect for his golf game than I do (you'd probably be right).

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Infidel Castro posted:

I'm not using the term seriously.
to me, it looks like you were using the term to make it seem like ped use isnt a big deal except for the people who want to put a bunch of asterisks on barry bonds. i really dont give a poo poo about ped use as it applies to breaking records

Infidel Castro posted:

Pretty sure it's been shown that PEDs don't increase HRs
they do.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I specifically said the media is only pretending to like athletes so they can act betrayed. :colbert:

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

tinstaach posted:

Corey Perry is a butthole

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Grittybeard posted:

The question before said current, I assumed it applied here.

That or you have a lot more respect for his golf game than I do (you'd probably be right).

I thought MJ hate would transcend all rules.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Scores after question 5:

mentholmoose - 115
Exodor - 111
DannoMack - 102
skaboomizzy - 99
josefstalinator - 98
Grittybeard - 98
CellBlock - 96
Ice To Meet You - 95
OperaMouse - 95
Mr. Fix It - 93
Pet Rock Band - 93
AllTerrineVehicle - 93
Haschel Cedricson - 91
Spoeank - 91
FairGame - 91
abel wingnut - 90
Inspector_666 - 89
brainguy - 87
myron cope - 87
Kalli - 86
elwoodcuse - 83
Tadashi - 83
Twin Cinema - 83
Worthleast - 81
Buane - 79
KIM JONG TRILL - 78
Frank Eufemia - 78
Mike Works - 78
DukeChin - 77
tehchekt - 77
Pungry - 75
Azhais - 75
Great White Hope - 72
Everblight - 72
Deathlove - 71
IcePhoenix - 71
The Glumslinger - 71
Tony Phillips - 70
Pander - 70
E_Motion - 69
Rincewind - 69
darkwolf220 - 68
Crunkjuice - 68
Reformed Pissboy - 68
Xenophon - 67
No Safe Word - 67
Meeler09 - 66
swickles - 66
Silly Burrito - 64
Christ Pseudoscientist - 64
Bawfuls - 62
Shadow Ninja 64 - 62
Benne - 62
Ammat the Ankh - 61
KettleWL - 61
Dingleberry Jones - 61
PantsFreeZone - 61
CzarStark - 60
Paper Tiger - 60
Deadly Intersection - 60
Spamtron7000 - 58
The Midniter - 58
Metapod - 57
craigk - 55
Articpuma - 55
McStabby - 55
CannonFodder - 55
Infidel Castro - 55
alansmithee - 54
naginalJJ - 53
fartknocker - 52
kalensc - 51
Vlad Antlerkov - 49
Cruel and Unusual - 48
pig slut lisa - 48
tinstaach - 47
Flyinglemur - 47
Whypick1 - 46
WienerDog - 46
Zodijackylite - 46
Ninurta - 45
Pops Mgee - 45
GuavaMoment - 44
zakharov - 42
INSPECTAH DECK - 40
Parmesan Basil - 39
C. Everett Koop - 39
evanth - 37
ChampRamp - 36
CBJSprague24 - 36
i am not so sure - 35
doomocrat - 34
johnfw50 - 34
ThinkTank - 33
Dale Ouise - 30
lloyol - 29
JoelJoel - 29
tanglewood1420 - 28
Yoshifan823 - 27
Guignol - 27
Jawknee - 26
stab - 25
Recursive - 24
The Locator - 23
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 22
Nostalgia4Butts - 20
GeneX - 18
Badfinger - 17
Magicpants - 16
sa fits - 16
marioinblack - 15
Rogue Elephant - 15
Anders - 14
Thaddius the Large - 9
straight up brolic - 8
Wall Balls - 7
the talent deficit - 6
TUS - 5

Question 6: Last time, we established Cleveland as the worst city for sports almost unanimously. What city is the 2nd worst?



Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


Zodijackylite posted:

I am amazed that I was the only person who wants to remove blackouts from all sports.

However I think Tom Brady deserves all the hate and Alex Rodriguez is not a current professional athlete, so I was rightfully hosed on #5

My line of thinking was get rid of the union busting law firm that represents the Big 4, get rid of lockouts. Lockouts are like an uberblackout.

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


but then who will fight for the billionaires

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

CzarStark posted:

I thought you would put



TW this poo poo.

But seriously Kevin Durant is an rear end in a top hat.

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

everyone who answered hartford ct i love you

and the one person who also cries for the whalers we are bros

The first time I ever went to Hartford as an adult, I parked on a side street and some guy tried to sell me drugs.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Question 6: Last time, we established Cleveland as the worst city for sports almost unanimously. What city is the 2nd worst?

Buffalo - 20
Xenophon
elwoodcuse
kalensc
zakharov
E_Motion
abel wingnut
Mr. Fix It
C. Everett Koop
Guignol
KIM JONG TRILL
Kalli
GeneX
Pet Rock Band
The Glumslinger
Badfinger (they still deserve a professional sports team some day though)
tehchekt
Deadly Intersection
Buane
Grittybeard
AllTerrineVehicle

Philadelphia, PA - 16
doomocrat
stab
Haschel Cedricson
Cruel and Unusual
IcePhoenix
CellBlock
i am not so sure
Crunkjuice
OperaMouse
The Locator
FairGame
DukeChin
alansmithee
GuavaMoment
mentholmoose
No Safe Word

Toronto - 11
INSPECTAH DECK
Dale Ouise
darkwolf220
Pungry
Anders
McStabby
Spamtron7000
marioinblack
Infidel Castro
Twin Cinema
DannoMack

Boston - 8
Nostalgia4Butts
Bawfuls
Azhais
Alfred P. Pseudonym
tinstaach
Inspector_666
Reformed Pissboy
sa fits

Atlanta - 8
johnfw50
Ice To Meet You
Tadashi
Zodijackylite
Recursive
CBJSprague24
myron cope
swickles

Detroit - 4
CzarStark
Yoshifan823
Ninurta
Pops Mgee

Oakland - 4
naginalJJ
ChampRamp
Parmesan Basil
Shadow Ninja 64

New York - 4
Worthleast
Wall Balls
evanth (minus the Yankees who do not count)
the talent deficit

Miami - 4
lloyol
Pander
PantsFreeZone
The Midniter

San Diego - 3
Whypick1
Exodor
KettleWL

Kansas City - 3
Great White Hope
Metapod
Rogue Elephant

Los Angeles - 3
Deathlove
Silly Burrito
Everblight

Cincinnati - 3
ThinkTank
Spoeank
Flyinglemur

Tampa Bay - 3
Tony Phillips
Ammat the Ankh
skaboomizzy

Houston - 3
fartknocker
CannonFodder
Benne

Oklahoma City - 3
Christ Pseudoscientist
Articpuma
Dingleberry Jones

Cleveland (it's that bad) - 2
Paper Tiger
Magicpants

Seattle - 2
josefstalinator
craigk (Pre-Super Bowl XLVIII)

ACES:

Edmonton - Jawknee
Jacksonville - Thaddius the Large
Minneapolis, MN? - WienerDog
Ontario, California - straight up brolic
chicago (the gravitational pull of the cubs cancels everything else out) - Rincewind
San Francisco - brainguy
Washington DC - Vlad Antlerkov
Dallas - Frank Eufemia
sacremento - Meeler09
Capital City - TUS
Phoenix - pig slut lisa
New Jersey - Mike Works
Vatican City - JoelJoel
Aleppo, Syria - tanglewood1420

Zodijackylite
Oct 18, 2005

hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

Dale Ouise posted:

My line of thinking was get rid of the union busting law firm that represents the Big 4, get rid of lockouts. Lockouts are like an uberblackout.

Bring back "justifiable dynamiting" and we'll be good.

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude

poo poo, what skyline is this?

*tineyes*

gently caress yes.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

i laughed at the syria answer

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Atlanta is the correct answer because the teams are terrible, the owners are despicable, and the fans are even worse.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





seiferguy posted:

Current athlete.

Hey now, he plays golf!

tinstaach
Aug 3, 2010

MAGNetic AttITUDE


I'd rather watch a game in Syria than Boston

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Ice To Meet You posted:

Atlanta is the correct answer because the teams are terrible, the owners are despicable, and the fans are even worse.

If I was playing (I almost considered submitting a ballot at the beginning) that would have been my answer. Not only that, when their teams are good, fans still don't go to their games. It's bad.

Pander
Oct 9, 2007

Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.



straight up brolic posted:

i laughed at the syria answer

me too although I don't quite know why.

Worthleast
Nov 25, 2012

Possibly the only speedboat jumps I've planned

quote:

Cleveland (it's that bad) - 2
Paper Tiger
Magicpants

You magnificent bastards :peanut:

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

I looked into this a few years ago. No city has finished second in more championships than Philadelphia in the last 20 years, and they're the only city to have teams for all four sports lose in the Finals. :colbert:

GuavaMoment
Aug 13, 2006

YouTube dude
Toronto is far from the worst if you're a CFL fan. Which you're not. I wish you were. I am. :smith:

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

seiferguy posted:

If I was playing (I almost considered submitting a ballot at the beginning) that would have been my answer. Not only that, when their teams are good, fans still don't go to their games. It's bad.

The flip side of that is when the teams are bad, the fans don't hurt as much.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Scores after question 6:

mentholmoose - 131
Grittybeard - 118
Exodor - 114
Mr. Fix It - 113
Pet Rock Band - 113
AllTerrineVehicle - 113
DannoMack - 113
CellBlock - 112
OperaMouse - 111
abel wingnut - 110
Haschel Cedricson - 107
FairGame - 107
Kalli - 106
elwoodcuse - 103
Ice To Meet You - 103
skaboomizzy - 102
josefstalinator - 100
Buane - 99
KIM JONG TRILL - 98
tehchekt - 97
Inspector_666 - 97
myron cope - 95
Spoeank - 94
Twin Cinema - 94
DukeChin - 93
Tadashi - 91
The Glumslinger - 91
E_Motion - 89
brainguy - 88
Xenophon - 87
IcePhoenix - 87
Pungry - 86
Worthleast - 85
Crunkjuice - 84
Azhais - 83
No Safe Word - 83
Deadly Intersection - 80
darkwolf220 - 79
Frank Eufemia - 79
Mike Works - 79
Reformed Pissboy - 76
Great White Hope - 75
Everblight - 75
Deathlove - 74
Pander - 74
swickles - 74
Tony Phillips - 73
kalensc - 71
Bawfuls - 70
Rincewind - 70
alansmithee - 70
Spamtron7000 - 69
Silly Burrito - 67
Christ Pseudoscientist - 67
Meeler09 - 67
McStabby - 66
Infidel Castro - 66
Shadow Ninja 64 - 66
PantsFreeZone - 65
Benne - 65
CzarStark - 64
Cruel and Unusual - 64
Ammat the Ankh - 64
KettleWL - 64
Dingleberry Jones - 64
Paper Tiger - 62
zakharov - 62
The Midniter - 62
Metapod - 60
GuavaMoment - 60
C. Everett Koop - 59
Articpuma - 58
CannonFodder - 58
naginalJJ - 57
craigk - 57
fartknocker - 55
tinstaach - 55
Zodijackylite - 54
INSPECTAH DECK - 51
i am not so sure - 51
doomocrat - 50
Vlad Antlerkov - 50
Flyinglemur - 50
Whypick1 - 49
Ninurta - 49
Pops Mgee - 49
pig slut lisa - 49
WienerDog - 47
Guignol - 47
CBJSprague24 - 44
Parmesan Basil - 43
johnfw50 - 42
stab - 41
Dale Ouise - 41
evanth - 41
ChampRamp - 40
The Locator - 39
GeneX - 38
Badfinger - 37
ThinkTank - 36
lloyol - 33
Recursive - 32
Yoshifan823 - 31
Alfred P. Pseudonym - 30
JoelJoel - 30
tanglewood1420 - 29
Nostalgia4Butts - 28
Jawknee - 27
marioinblack - 26
Anders - 25
sa fits - 24
Magicpants - 18
Rogue Elephant - 18
Wall Balls - 11
Thaddius the Large - 10
the talent deficit - 10
straight up brolic - 9
TUS - 6

Question 7: The USA has five big sports - the NFL, MLB, NBA NHL and MLS (lol). I think it's time we add this sport as a major US one.





Answers soon...

fits
Jan 1, 2008

Love Always,
The Captain

GuavaMoment posted:

Toronto is far from the worst if you're a CFL fan. Which you're not. I wish you were. I am. :smith:

come back to us ricky

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PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
I can't believe Miami only got 4 votes. I thought for sure you fuckers would put us #1.

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