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System Metternich posted:Ah, that ancient and treasured Chinese custom of putting random poo poo on the floor It is an actual ceremony with Tibet and the Dalai Lama though, isn't it? They put a bunch of items on a blanket and if you can pick something out that belonged to the last Dalai Lama, then its a sign you're the reincarnation. That or cartoons lied to me.  Most STDH stories piss me off or just make me shake my head with how stupid they are. This one though... I dunno you guys. I thought it was sweet. 
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Does this guy not know how 3 year olds work? Who the heck is still crawling at 3? Though it's still a pretty adorable story, even if it is fake. 
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Mar 27, 2015 21:31
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Grilox posted:Does this guy not know how 3 year olds work? Who the heck is still crawling at 3? It still bugs me, because the guy should tell his made-up story as an allegory instead of A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME Imagine if Aesop had told everyone "Guys, I saw this talking fox and a crow the other day and you'll never believe what happened"
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Mar 27, 2015 21:44
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Here's some classic STDH, picked up as real news by a Disney blog, and presented with a nightmare of formatting choices. That Captain Hook .gif...
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Grilox posted:Does this guy not know how 3 year olds work? Who the heck is still crawling at 3? don't encourage them
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canyoneer posted:It still bugs me, because the guy should tell his made-up story as an allegory instead of A REAL THING THAT HAPPENED TO ME And that serpent was Satan! Rahonavis posted:Here's some classic STDH, picked up as real news by a Disney blog, and presented with a nightmare of formatting choices. That Captain Hook .gif... This one's been making the rounds all year, I think it was even posted before. Although it may have been a different Disney mascot back then. I don't know how this is supposed to be all that inspiring. Our country's mental healthcare is so poor that self-harming children have to look to Disney mascots to finally get some sympathy? gently caress. Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 21:53 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 21:51
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Yeah that one is ancient. And people who worked at Disney world all say that the mascots can not touch the customers (I think they can't even if guest passes out or has a heart attack or similar) so there's no way in hell he grabbed her arm or hugged her or kissed and married her or any other variation of this stupid stdh. And fwiw I have a lot of old self-harm scars and other than my doctor, the only time someone accidentally saw them, they gave me a wide-eyed look of horror. They didn't start telling me how I'm so beautiful and whatever. Actually, scratch that, I'm married to her now. E: and it's even more bullshit because as a teenager I didn't want anyone to see the scars and would cover them up, if someone saw them I would be mortified and then locked up in a mental institution, and I'm pretty sure that's similar to how most kids who self harm feel. I mean gently caress I got tattoos to cover them up because I don't want people to see them ugh I hate this story so much. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 22:13 on Mar 27, 2015 |
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Mar 27, 2015 22:07
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System Metternich posted:Ah, that ancient and treasured Chinese custom of putting random poo poo on the floor Feng Shui?
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Serperoth posted:Feng Shui? poo poo that did happen: my mayor just paid 5000€ out of the town's coffers to a Feng Shui expert for realigning the energy flows or whatever of our town castle's cellar because his dog wouldn't stop whining when being down there 
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Mar 27, 2015 23:09
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I'm a pretty soft touch to 'cute' things but that story is manufactured saccharine bullshit and therefore really off-putting.
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EmmyOk posted:I'm a pretty soft touch to 'cute' things but that story is manufactured saccharine bullshit and therefore really off-putting. How exactly does one "slap a big roundhouse" ?
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I was in a cafe today when Bohemian Rhapsody came on the radio. The barista turned the volume up and you'll never believe what happened next. nobody sang or reacted to it at all Incredible!
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Creature posted:I was in a cafe today when Bohemian Rhapsody came on the radio. The barista turned the volume up and you'll never believe what happened next. I can't loving stand that song anymore because of nerds.
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Fathis Munk posted:I can't loving stand that song anymore because of nerds. Same, if by 'nerds' you mean SNL.
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Mar 28, 2015 01:20
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That's a scene from the 1972 samurai film Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (except that baby chose the sword and thus the life of a ronin  )
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Thin Privilege posted:Yeah that one is ancient. And people who worked at Disney world all say that the mascots can not touch the customers (I think they can't even if guest passes out or has a heart attack or similar) so there's no way in hell he grabbed her arm or hugged her or kissed and married her or any other variation of this stupid stdh. And fwiw I have a lot of old self-harm scars and other than my doctor, the only time someone accidentally saw them, they gave me a wide-eyed look of horror. They didn't start telling me how I'm so beautiful and whatever. There is nothing in place restricting them from touching guests. Only at Tokyo disneyland is that the case and that's the only non Disney run park.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That's a scene from the 1972 samurai film Lone Wolf and Cub: Sword of Vengeance (except that baby chose the sword and thus the life of a ronin It's also from notable childrens cartoon Avatar.
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Prof. Moriarty posted:My friend from high school just posted some incredible STDH. She does this a lot in regards to her life spent Defendin' Are Fredumms: She was in a Caseys? Why not be a total Iowan and frequent the Kum-and-Go? And some of the Dutch pastries you get in Pella are pretty drat awesome. In the same vein as our Chinese dad: quote:Practically Screaming Your Age
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System Metternich posted:Ah, that ancient and treasured Chinese custom of putting random poo poo on the floor Not that the story isn't STDH, but this is a real thing in China. Granted they usually put the stuff and the baby on a table, at least that's what happened at the two "grabbing ceremonies" I've been to.
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Farmland Park posted:Not that the story isn't STDH, but this is a real thing in China. Granted they usually put the stuff and the baby on a table, at least that's what happened at the two "grabbing ceremonies" I've been to. This is a real thing in the US, too. My wife's family does the tradition with a bible, a shot glass, and a dollar.
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Just say Sonic. If you're going to describe the gimmick of the only fast food restaurant out there that does that, just say it. You aren't fooling anyone with [Restaurant] e: I know it's probably the editors of the site that did it, but it's still very grating when the anonymizing serves no point. yeah I eat ass has a new favorite as of 14:47 on Mar 28, 2015 |
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Mar 28, 2015 14:42
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Nth Doctor posted:This is a real thing in the US, too. My wife's family does the tradition with a bible, a shot glass, and a dollar. Shouldn't it be a bible, a gun and an eagle? 
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Stoatbringer posted:Shouldn't it be a bible, a gun and an eagle? That's the twist at the end: The baby crawls toward the father and reaches for the gun in his holster. The father cries with joy.
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Mar 28, 2015 18:13
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Lagomorphic posted:and then the baby shoots the Dad "And that's the story of the time you made your dad cry! In anguish. Because you killed him." Onto more light-hearted fare: 
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Mar 28, 2015 20:32
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It'd be more believable if it was goatse.
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Mar 28, 2015 20:52
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Was that posted 5-10 years ago or are people still talking about Nickleback?
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Decrepus posted:Was that posted 5-10 years ago or are people still talking about Nickleback? I think it's still the go-to "terrible music" band ? Or maybe I'm getting internet old at the ripe age of 24 
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Decrepus posted:Was that posted 5-10 years ago or are people still talking about Nickleback?
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Non Serviam posted:
*Author's note: I have never actually had sex before
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Non Serviam posted:
Oh baby speak that anatomical science to me!
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2 days old? Sounds about right e: Motherfucker I should not have clicked that out of morbid curiosity. Here, you all get to share in the bile that I got to experience - the number one top voted comment from the thread 
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Mar 29, 2015 02:27
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Non Serviam posted:
A woman orgasming in three minutes is faking to get you off her crotch because you're annoying the poo poo out of her with your high school level pawing. And gently caress /r/redpill, I can't believe that shithole is still allowed to exist.
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Sentient Data posted:2 days old? Sounds about right I'm not entirely sure I'm understanding what these people say. This guy says his gf/escort gets frustrated that she doesn't have orgasm, and so some other dude explains that this is bad for the relationship because a woman should care about HIS pleasure first. Did I get that right?
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e: Forget the joke, feels too unclean ^^^ yes Sentient Data has a new favorite as of 04:26 on Mar 29, 2015 |
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Mar 29, 2015 03:54
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jodai posted:If it's that easy, why isn't everybody doing it? Is that a stealth Cranberries reference? If so, bravo.
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That meme baby is the child of an acquaintance of mine and the last time I saw her she said it was actually really cool seeing her kid everywhere, but the only things she didn't like was seeing it used commercially or in support of conservative politics. I suppose now she'll have to add "creepy sex bragging" to the list now. Why the hell would you use an image of a baby for that??
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Can't do anything about it being a meme, but can't she sue about it being used commercially without compensation?
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