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VDay
Jul 2, 2003

I'm Pacman Jones!

Solice Kirsk posted:

They had the chance to cast Malkovich and they passed it up?!

Hah I thought of that too. Ugh, that dumb loving show...

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meristem
Oct 2, 2010
I HAVE THE ETIQUETTE OF STIFF AND THE PERSONALITY OF A GIANT CUNT.
Yes! I'm happy to be getting the awesomeness of RS without being forced to endure the dumbness of that charater. This is like the best solution to that, ever.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

I wonder if he'll be an established pirate right out of the gate or just be regular old Edward Teach since I don't think we've even heard him get mentioned yet?

PlushCow
Oct 19, 2005

The cow eats the grass

Deakul posted:

I wonder if he'll be an established pirate right out of the gate or just be regular old Edward Teach since I don't think we've even heard him get mentioned yet?

They did in the first episode of the series. John Silver looked pretty scared until it was revealed they brought him to the other "Blackbeard." A funny scene.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

PlushCow posted:

They did in the first episode of the series. John Silver looked pretty scared until it was revealed they brought him to the other "Blackbeard." A funny scene.

Oh right, that feels like a life time ago. :sigh:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'd say he'll be buddy buddy with Hornigold, but they don't really stick to history in this show.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I sure hope he's got the Queen Anne's Revenge.

It's the quintessential pirate ship.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Can someone just please shove a sword through Max's forehead?

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Kindly gently caress right off

:stwoon:

Mans
Sep 14, 2011

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=448488168647550

Captain Vane is like Jesus with abs :allears:

PaybackJack
May 21, 2003

You'll hit your head and say: 'Boy, how stupid could I have been. A moron could've figured this out. I must be a real dimwit. A pathetic nimnal. A wretched idiotic excuse for a human being for not having figured these simple puzzles out in the first place...As usual, you've been a real pantload!
#JesusChristVane

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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Vane's a California surfer bro? I thought he was at least Australian.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

PaybackJack posted:

#JesusChristVane



This Jesus crucifies you.


"I crossed Charles Vane"

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
That finale was awesome

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

So... when does season 3 start?

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
January 2016

Premiere should be Ray Stevenson's first episode as Blackbeard

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I really, really, really hate Max

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
With those big white eyes, big white smile and big brown tits? come on now...

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Max is the only truly competent schemer on the show.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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How have you guys seen the finale already?

SeaWolf
Mar 7, 2008
It was already up on demand for me.

What a great finale. This show just gets better and better. Might just be my favorite series of all time.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

Holy mother of gently caress, that finale more than makes up for the lack of action on this show.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Solice Kirsk posted:

How have you guys seen the finale already?

They put every episode online the day of their air date. My Saturday ritual was to wake up and watch Black Sails. Now what will I do...

SentSix
Jul 19, 2001

That was very satisfying.

unlawfulsoup
May 12, 2001

Welcome home boys!

SentSix posted:

That was very satisfying.

This x 100.

Tighclops
Jan 23, 2008

Unable to deal with it


Grimey Drawer
The Flint/Vane team up was everything I'd hoped

qbert
Oct 23, 2003

It's both thrilling and terrifying.
Holy gently caress that was everything I hoped for.

It's crazy to me that more people don't watch this show.

Ubiquitous_
Nov 20, 2013

by Reene
This show earns its slow pace every time with its final episode. Incredible.

Tokubetsu
Dec 18, 2007

Love Is Not Enough

nooneofconsequence posted:

Max is the only truly competent schemer on the show.

Yeah I don't get why everyone hates her. She puts things in motions and they happen! Silver is close second but his skills are more in the "quick to adapt" side of things than actual scheming.

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

This show is ridiculously awesome.

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


God-loving drat. That was :black101: as gently caress

Where is the cart Vane uses to move his giant loving balls around?

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Silver gonna be sporting a peg leg next season, i'd imagine.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Poor Jack is going to be in a lot of trouble.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I've said it before and i'll say it again, Captain Vane is the best motherfucking pirate.

"Here the plan lads, i'm going to give myself up, Team Dreadlocks is going to ninja assault the fort, kill everyone and turn the cannons on the town. Myself and Captain Flint will kill 70% of the guards in the town, while handcuffed. Then escape by rowboat....in broad daylight. Savy?"


Such a boss.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Gonz posted:

Silver gonna be sporting a peg leg next season, i'd imagine.

And the count down to when he gets his parrot is underway!

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

I like how the sword "fights" in this are typically just one dodged or parried swing and the kill.

I don't know if that's any more realistic than the usual pirate back and forth but it sure makes Flint look like a badass cutting down Ashe's guards in a second.

Space Pussy
Feb 19, 2011

The Flint/Vane bromanship this episode was just unreal.

Rocksicles posted:

January 2016

Premiere should be Ray Stevenson's first episode as Blackbeard

:gizz:

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Tighclops posted:

The Flint/Vane team up was everything I'd hoped

Next season they assault London to rescue Eleanor.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Jesus christ this show is loving amazing. Easily one of the best season finales/episodes of anything I've ever seen.

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Elentor
Dec 14, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
This show's quality has gone insanely high.

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